Disclaimer: Odd...

Ron: I'm bored; I want to become a woman!

Harry: Then do it.

Neville: But if you need a date avoid Snape. He wears a red wonderbra under his robes.

Harry: Avoid Sirius too, he picks his wedgie.

Neville: But Malfoy, damn he's good!

Harry: Yeah, he's such a manly man!

Ron: MALFOY HERE I COME! *Runs out of the room*