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Harry and Snape are in the potions dungeons

Harry: Professor Snape, I want to know why I failed my essay.

Snape: *Lays down on his desk. Raises one eyebrow and stares at Harry in a horny sort of way*

Harry: Well?

Snape: What's wrong Harry love, your cute little face is full of confusion

Harry: Are you okay?

Snape: *Runs his hand down his leg* Of course Sweetie, especially with you making my life just perfect.

Harry: Oh God...

Snape: *Pulls open shirt*

Harry: Oooh!

Outside of the dungeons

Ron: What's that noise?

Noises: Oh Sev, Sev, Sev! Oh Harry, Harry, Harry!

Hermione: Is that...

Ron: No...

Disclaimer: I know that these stories are bad but I write them when I have nothing better to do.