"The name is Haylie." Replied Haylie. "This place looks like fun, so what
do we do all day?"
"All we ever do is dig holes." The mysterious guy answered. "People go crazy from being here."
"I can see that." Said Haylie
"So, who are you?"
"The name is X-ray."
X-ray was a rather short guy with glasses that were so fogged you couldn't even see through them. He seemed friendly, but something told Haylie that he was edgy and got into arguments a lot.
"Oh my gawd, what smells so frikin bad?" asked Haylie
"Oh, that's one of the members in our group, we call him armpit." said X- ray, "He never takes showers, it's his rule."
"They should file a restraining order on that." Replied Haylie, "I can only imagine how he got here, did he walk past the governor or somebody like that and then he passed out? "You can get convicted these days for pretty much anything."
Armpit was a big guy, who, as you figured out, smelled really bad. But, his personality made up for his smell. He seemed very nice when Haylie met him.
Next, walked in a guy who seemed as if he were drunk because he was in a daze and walked funny. He was tall, skinny, and seemed very mysterious.
"Who's that, is that a girl?" he asked.
"That's pretty sad that you can't tell a girl from a guy, and the name is Haylie."
"Who are you?"
"I'm zig-zag."
"Wow, your personality and posture matches your name perfectly." Said Haylie.
With zig-zag, came a guy with a toothpick in his mouth. He was tall and muscular, but he was ugly to Haylie.
"I'm squid."
Then came in a Mexican looking guy.
"Hi, I'm magnet."
And lastly, a small boy with frizzy brown hair walked in. He was a feeble boy, who didn't look very old, and kind of had a slouched over look.
"That's zero." Said Armpit
"We call him that because he says zero words, has zero brains, and is zero inches tall." Said X-ray
"Haha." Said Hailey
So, what did y'all do to get you here?" asked Hailey, wanting to know pretty badly.
Zig-zag was the first to talk. "I broke into this one guy's house and I got caught."
"Amateur." Said Hailey
"I stole from a clothing store, and I have a record of doing drugs, but I'm sober now." Said X-ray
"I was caught stealing food out of many grocery stores." Said armpit
"That doesn't surprise me." Said Hailey.
"I shot a few people and got in a lot of fights." Said Magnet "Wanna see the scars?"
"No thanks psycho, I'll pass." Replied Hailey.
"I was illegally selling drugs." Said squid.
"So, Zero, what did you do?" asked Hailey.
Very quietly, he mumbled, "I stole a pair of shoes."
"Wow, Mr. I live on the edge." Said Hailey.
Then Armpit asked, "So, what did you do?"
"All we ever do is dig holes." The mysterious guy answered. "People go crazy from being here."
"I can see that." Said Haylie
"So, who are you?"
"The name is X-ray."
X-ray was a rather short guy with glasses that were so fogged you couldn't even see through them. He seemed friendly, but something told Haylie that he was edgy and got into arguments a lot.
"Oh my gawd, what smells so frikin bad?" asked Haylie
"Oh, that's one of the members in our group, we call him armpit." said X- ray, "He never takes showers, it's his rule."
"They should file a restraining order on that." Replied Haylie, "I can only imagine how he got here, did he walk past the governor or somebody like that and then he passed out? "You can get convicted these days for pretty much anything."
Armpit was a big guy, who, as you figured out, smelled really bad. But, his personality made up for his smell. He seemed very nice when Haylie met him.
Next, walked in a guy who seemed as if he were drunk because he was in a daze and walked funny. He was tall, skinny, and seemed very mysterious.
"Who's that, is that a girl?" he asked.
"That's pretty sad that you can't tell a girl from a guy, and the name is Haylie."
"Who are you?"
"I'm zig-zag."
"Wow, your personality and posture matches your name perfectly." Said Haylie.
With zig-zag, came a guy with a toothpick in his mouth. He was tall and muscular, but he was ugly to Haylie.
"I'm squid."
Then came in a Mexican looking guy.
"Hi, I'm magnet."
And lastly, a small boy with frizzy brown hair walked in. He was a feeble boy, who didn't look very old, and kind of had a slouched over look.
"That's zero." Said Armpit
"We call him that because he says zero words, has zero brains, and is zero inches tall." Said X-ray
"Haha." Said Hailey
So, what did y'all do to get you here?" asked Hailey, wanting to know pretty badly.
Zig-zag was the first to talk. "I broke into this one guy's house and I got caught."
"Amateur." Said Hailey
"I stole from a clothing store, and I have a record of doing drugs, but I'm sober now." Said X-ray
"I was caught stealing food out of many grocery stores." Said armpit
"That doesn't surprise me." Said Hailey.
"I shot a few people and got in a lot of fights." Said Magnet "Wanna see the scars?"
"No thanks psycho, I'll pass." Replied Hailey.
"I was illegally selling drugs." Said squid.
"So, Zero, what did you do?" asked Hailey.
Very quietly, he mumbled, "I stole a pair of shoes."
"Wow, Mr. I live on the edge." Said Hailey.
Then Armpit asked, "So, what did you do?"