The Nightmare Before DBZ
by Moley
Disclaimer:I still don't own DBZ or TNMBC. Just leave me alone! *cries uncontrollably*
A/N: I hate rewriting these songs, but I finally did it. I just hope you enjoy it more than I enjoyed rewriting it.
Narrator:On the last exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ Jack found DBZ Land and sang a very long song; while the DBZ characters were left very confused.
While Jack was of singing through DBZ land, the citizens of Halloween Town were busy looking for the lost Pumpkin King. They did everything except place his flesh-less face on the back of a milk carton. They were begining to feel discouraged.
*****
At Dr. Fenkelstien's Place
Sally was busy poisoning the Dr. yet again. Only this time she had to convince him that she wasn't trying to poison him, and like a moron he fell for it.
*****
Back in Halloween Town
The citizens have finally decided that the search was hopeless when they heard Zero's bark. This gave them all hope. Their Pumpkin King was returning home. Jack came through the town gates.
"Where have you been?" the Mayor asked.
"Call a town meeting and I will tell everyone all about it," Jack replied.
"When?"
"Immediatley!"
So the Mayor called a town meeting.
*****
At the Town Meeting
Jack starts off by saying,"Listen everyone. I want to tell you about DBZ land." And then he began to sing,
"Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
"Here, let me show you
This is a thing called a dragon(holds a up a handy dandy Polaroid)
The whole thing starts with a dragonball"(holds up the one-star dragonball)
Devil
"A dragonball?
is it steel? "
Werewolf
"Does it crawl?"
Harlequin Demon
"Does it contain a saw?"
Devil, Werewolf, Harlequin Demon
"A saw
How delightful, a saw"
Jack
"If you please
Just an orb with bright orange color(points back to the dragonball)
And the whole thing's topped with a star"
Witches
"A star?"
"But why?"
"How ugly"
"What's in it?"
'What's in it?"
Jack
"I have already said, you should know"
Clown
"It's a bat?
Will it bend?"
Creature From Under The Stairs
"It's a rat
Will it break?"
Sea Creature
"Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake"
Jack
"Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of DBZ land
Now, pay attention
"Now we pick up an oversized doll(holds Chiaotzu up before the audience)
And sling it like this all around"(Jack slings Chiaotzu around. At this point doll boy screams out,"Put me down!! Just wait until Tien hears about this!!!!")
Mr. Hyde
"Oh, yes! Does it kill?"
Medium Mr.Hyde
"Let me see, hold it still"
Small Mr. Hyde
"Does it use a large drill?"
Jack
"Hmm, let me explain
It doesn't kill, but it fights
Or sometimes it even wins"
Mummy and Winged Demon
"fights"
Winged Demon
"Does it bite?"
Mummy
"Does they snap?'
Winged Demon
"Or explode in a sack?"
Corpse Kid
"Or perhaps its face
scares small girls and boys"
Mayor
"What a splendid idea
This DBZ sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once"
Jack
"Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want
"And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this DBZ land
Is a fearsome fighter with a deep mighty appetite
Least that's what I've come to understand
And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a pumpkin, huge and orange
And sets out to slay with his power pole
Riding on a cloud that carries him through the sky
That is, so I've heard it said
And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He transforms into an ape
Like a werewolf in the night
And they call him Kakarot (emphasis on rot)
"Well, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand
That special kind of feeling in DBZ land
Oh, well... "
*****
Back in DBZ Land
"Has anybody seen Chiaotzu today?" Tien asked the others.
"No," everyone replied.
"Hmm... that's strange," Tien said and then he shrugged "Oh, well. No big loss."
*****
DBZ Land (in Bulma's flying car thingy)
"That's strange only six of the dragonballs are showing up on the dragon radar," stated Bulma.
"I blame it on faulty manufacturing," Krillin replied.
"What did you just say!?"
"Uh... nothing Bulma."
"I have you know I am a mechanical genius, so you take that back right now!" Bulma screamed loudly. Not being able to do two things at once, she let go of the steering wheel, sending the car crashing into a large mountain."
Narrator:Will the citizens of Halloween town actually succeed in having their own DBZ episode? Will Tien ever find Chiaotzu? Did those inside the flying car thingy survive the accident? If so will they survive Bulma's wrath? Will Moley ever finish rewriting all the songs in this story? Find out on the next exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ.
by Moley
Disclaimer:I still don't own DBZ or TNMBC. Just leave me alone! *cries uncontrollably*
A/N: I hate rewriting these songs, but I finally did it. I just hope you enjoy it more than I enjoyed rewriting it.
Narrator:On the last exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ Jack found DBZ Land and sang a very long song; while the DBZ characters were left very confused.
While Jack was of singing through DBZ land, the citizens of Halloween Town were busy looking for the lost Pumpkin King. They did everything except place his flesh-less face on the back of a milk carton. They were begining to feel discouraged.
*****
At Dr. Fenkelstien's Place
Sally was busy poisoning the Dr. yet again. Only this time she had to convince him that she wasn't trying to poison him, and like a moron he fell for it.
*****
Back in Halloween Town
The citizens have finally decided that the search was hopeless when they heard Zero's bark. This gave them all hope. Their Pumpkin King was returning home. Jack came through the town gates.
"Where have you been?" the Mayor asked.
"Call a town meeting and I will tell everyone all about it," Jack replied.
"When?"
"Immediatley!"
So the Mayor called a town meeting.
*****
At the Town Meeting
Jack starts off by saying,"Listen everyone. I want to tell you about DBZ land." And then he began to sing,
"Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
"Here, let me show you
This is a thing called a dragon(holds a up a handy dandy Polaroid)
The whole thing starts with a dragonball"(holds up the one-star dragonball)
Devil
"A dragonball?
is it steel? "
Werewolf
"Does it crawl?"
Harlequin Demon
"Does it contain a saw?"
Devil, Werewolf, Harlequin Demon
"A saw
How delightful, a saw"
Jack
"If you please
Just an orb with bright orange color(points back to the dragonball)
And the whole thing's topped with a star"
Witches
"A star?"
"But why?"
"How ugly"
"What's in it?"
'What's in it?"
Jack
"I have already said, you should know"
Clown
"It's a bat?
Will it bend?"
Creature From Under The Stairs
"It's a rat
Will it break?"
Sea Creature
"Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake"
Jack
"Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of DBZ land
Now, pay attention
"Now we pick up an oversized doll(holds Chiaotzu up before the audience)
And sling it like this all around"(Jack slings Chiaotzu around. At this point doll boy screams out,"Put me down!! Just wait until Tien hears about this!!!!")
Mr. Hyde
"Oh, yes! Does it kill?"
Medium Mr.Hyde
"Let me see, hold it still"
Small Mr. Hyde
"Does it use a large drill?"
Jack
"Hmm, let me explain
It doesn't kill, but it fights
Or sometimes it even wins"
Mummy and Winged Demon
"fights"
Winged Demon
"Does it bite?"
Mummy
"Does they snap?'
Winged Demon
"Or explode in a sack?"
Corpse Kid
"Or perhaps its face
scares small girls and boys"
Mayor
"What a splendid idea
This DBZ sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once"
Jack
"Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want
"And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this DBZ land
Is a fearsome fighter with a deep mighty appetite
Least that's what I've come to understand
And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a pumpkin, huge and orange
And sets out to slay with his power pole
Riding on a cloud that carries him through the sky
That is, so I've heard it said
And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He transforms into an ape
Like a werewolf in the night
And they call him Kakarot (emphasis on rot)
"Well, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand
That special kind of feeling in DBZ land
Oh, well... "
*****
Back in DBZ Land
"Has anybody seen Chiaotzu today?" Tien asked the others.
"No," everyone replied.
"Hmm... that's strange," Tien said and then he shrugged "Oh, well. No big loss."
*****
DBZ Land (in Bulma's flying car thingy)
"That's strange only six of the dragonballs are showing up on the dragon radar," stated Bulma.
"I blame it on faulty manufacturing," Krillin replied.
"What did you just say!?"
"Uh... nothing Bulma."
"I have you know I am a mechanical genius, so you take that back right now!" Bulma screamed loudly. Not being able to do two things at once, she let go of the steering wheel, sending the car crashing into a large mountain."
Narrator:Will the citizens of Halloween town actually succeed in having their own DBZ episode? Will Tien ever find Chiaotzu? Did those inside the flying car thingy survive the accident? If so will they survive Bulma's wrath? Will Moley ever finish rewriting all the songs in this story? Find out on the next exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ.