The Nightmare Before DBZ
by Moley
Disclaimer:Nope,still don't own them.
Narrator: On the last exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ Jack called a town meeting and told everybody about DBZ land.
Jack is at his house reading the latest issue of Shonen Jump. "There has got to be a logical way to explain this DBZ thing," Jack thought out loud.
*****
Later at Dr. Fenkelstien's Castle
Dr. Fenkelstien locked Sally away for poisoning him once again and was suffering from a severe hang-over from said poisoning. Just then the doorbell rang. "Come in," said the Dr.
"Hel-lo!" Jack shouted in a cheerful manner, which did nothing for Dr. Fenkelstien's headache.
"Jack Skellington, up here my boy."
"Dr. I need to borrow some equipment," Jack stated. "Is that so, whatever for?" Dr. Fenkelstein asked. "I'm conducting a series of experiments." "How perfectly marvelous. Curiosity killed the cat, you know," the Dr. said. "I know," replied Jack. The two went into Dr. Fenkelstien's lab to gather the equipment Jack would need for his experiments.
*****
At Jack's House
Jack returned home and began a series of experiments. He begins by placing a dragonball in a vat of acid, which causes the orangeness to disappear, leaving the ball white and plain.(sort of like the way jaw breakers loose their coloring when you have had them in your mouth for a while) For the next experiment, he took apart the dragon radar and examined it piece by piece. After many, many different experiments he finally came to the last one. In this experiment he was trying to disict the giant doll (a.k.a. Chiaotzu, who up until this point had been kept in a jar, because he kept trying to escape. This experiment didn't work out so well, because when Jack got the knife close to Chiaotzu, doll boy screamed out,"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" and proceeded to blow himself into oblivion.
"Interesting reaction... but what does it mean?" Jack asked himself, obviously aggravated.
*****
At Dr. Fenkelstien's Castle
Sallly was busy making a basket of deliciously yummy things like fish bones. She lowered the basket down on a rope and then threw herself out the window. She lands with a thud and in several different pieces. She sewed herself up with a needle she kept behind her ear. She then began walking toward Jack's House.
*****
Still at DR. Fenkelstien's Castle
Dr. Fenkelstien opened Sally's door and was prepared to let her out, but she was nowhere to be seen.
*****
At Jack's House
Sally raised the basket up to Jacks room where Jack was busy working out a ridiculous equation(it looked sort of like this: dragonball+flying cloud=tail/dragon-namek+scouters,etc.) Jack unhooked the basket and looked at its contents. When ever he looked back down Sally was gone.
*****
Outside of Jack's House
Sally sat down beside a wall. She picked a flower, which burned in her hand.
The citizens of Halloween Town began to sing,
"Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack Don't know if we're ever going to get him back He's all alone up there Locked away inside Never says a word Hope he hasn't died (my question here is how a skeleton can die) Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack"
Jack "DBZ land is buzzing in my skull Will it let me be? I cannot tell There are so many things I cannot grasp When I think I've got it, and then at last Through my bony fingers it does slip Like a spirit bomb in Krillin's grip
"Something's here I'm not getting Though I try, I keep forgetting Like a memory, long since past Here in an instant, gone in a flash What does it mean? What does it mean?
"In these little bric-a-bracs A secret's waiting to be cracked These dragonballs confuse me so Confound it all, I love it though
"Simple objects, nothing more But something's hidden through a door Though I do not have the key Something's there I cannot see What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? Hmm...
"I've read these Shonen Jumps so many times I know the stories and I know the lines I know the DBZ songs all by heart My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart As often as I've read them, something's wrong So hard to put my bony finger on
"Or perhaps it's really not as deep As I've been led to think Am I trying much too hard? Of course! I've been too close to see The answer's right in front of me Right in front of me
"It's simple really, very clear Like ki blasts flying through the air Invisible, but everywhere Just because I cannot see it Doesn't mean I can't believe it
"You know, I think this DBZ thing It's not as tricky as it seems And why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone
"Not anyone, in fact, but me Why, I can make a dragon with my hand And there's no reason I can find I couldn't handle this DBZ land
"I bet I could improve it too And that's exactly what I'll do Hee, hee, hee
"Eureka! I've got it"
"This season DBZ will be ours!" Jack screamed out of his window.
And the peasants rejoice.
Narrator:Has Jack lost his ever-loving mind? Will he actually go through with his crazy plan? Did Chiaotzu make it back to DBZ's other world, to live out the rest of his death with King Kai? Find out on the next exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ.
Disclaimer:Nope,still don't own them.
Narrator: On the last exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ Jack called a town meeting and told everybody about DBZ land.
Jack is at his house reading the latest issue of Shonen Jump. "There has got to be a logical way to explain this DBZ thing," Jack thought out loud.
*****
Later at Dr. Fenkelstien's Castle
Dr. Fenkelstien locked Sally away for poisoning him once again and was suffering from a severe hang-over from said poisoning. Just then the doorbell rang. "Come in," said the Dr.
"Hel-lo!" Jack shouted in a cheerful manner, which did nothing for Dr. Fenkelstien's headache.
"Jack Skellington, up here my boy."
"Dr. I need to borrow some equipment," Jack stated. "Is that so, whatever for?" Dr. Fenkelstein asked. "I'm conducting a series of experiments." "How perfectly marvelous. Curiosity killed the cat, you know," the Dr. said. "I know," replied Jack. The two went into Dr. Fenkelstien's lab to gather the equipment Jack would need for his experiments.
*****
At Jack's House
Jack returned home and began a series of experiments. He begins by placing a dragonball in a vat of acid, which causes the orangeness to disappear, leaving the ball white and plain.(sort of like the way jaw breakers loose their coloring when you have had them in your mouth for a while) For the next experiment, he took apart the dragon radar and examined it piece by piece. After many, many different experiments he finally came to the last one. In this experiment he was trying to disict the giant doll (a.k.a. Chiaotzu, who up until this point had been kept in a jar, because he kept trying to escape. This experiment didn't work out so well, because when Jack got the knife close to Chiaotzu, doll boy screamed out,"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" and proceeded to blow himself into oblivion.
"Interesting reaction... but what does it mean?" Jack asked himself, obviously aggravated.
*****
At Dr. Fenkelstien's Castle
Sallly was busy making a basket of deliciously yummy things like fish bones. She lowered the basket down on a rope and then threw herself out the window. She lands with a thud and in several different pieces. She sewed herself up with a needle she kept behind her ear. She then began walking toward Jack's House.
*****
Still at DR. Fenkelstien's Castle
Dr. Fenkelstien opened Sally's door and was prepared to let her out, but she was nowhere to be seen.
*****
At Jack's House
Sally raised the basket up to Jacks room where Jack was busy working out a ridiculous equation(it looked sort of like this: dragonball+flying cloud=tail/dragon-namek+scouters,etc.) Jack unhooked the basket and looked at its contents. When ever he looked back down Sally was gone.
*****
Outside of Jack's House
Sally sat down beside a wall. She picked a flower, which burned in her hand.
The citizens of Halloween Town began to sing,
"Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack Don't know if we're ever going to get him back He's all alone up there Locked away inside Never says a word Hope he hasn't died (my question here is how a skeleton can die) Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack"
Jack "DBZ land is buzzing in my skull Will it let me be? I cannot tell There are so many things I cannot grasp When I think I've got it, and then at last Through my bony fingers it does slip Like a spirit bomb in Krillin's grip
"Something's here I'm not getting Though I try, I keep forgetting Like a memory, long since past Here in an instant, gone in a flash What does it mean? What does it mean?
"In these little bric-a-bracs A secret's waiting to be cracked These dragonballs confuse me so Confound it all, I love it though
"Simple objects, nothing more But something's hidden through a door Though I do not have the key Something's there I cannot see What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? Hmm...
"I've read these Shonen Jumps so many times I know the stories and I know the lines I know the DBZ songs all by heart My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart As often as I've read them, something's wrong So hard to put my bony finger on
"Or perhaps it's really not as deep As I've been led to think Am I trying much too hard? Of course! I've been too close to see The answer's right in front of me Right in front of me
"It's simple really, very clear Like ki blasts flying through the air Invisible, but everywhere Just because I cannot see it Doesn't mean I can't believe it
"You know, I think this DBZ thing It's not as tricky as it seems And why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone
"Not anyone, in fact, but me Why, I can make a dragon with my hand And there's no reason I can find I couldn't handle this DBZ land
"I bet I could improve it too And that's exactly what I'll do Hee, hee, hee
"Eureka! I've got it"
"This season DBZ will be ours!" Jack screamed out of his window.
And the peasants rejoice.
Narrator:Has Jack lost his ever-loving mind? Will he actually go through with his crazy plan? Did Chiaotzu make it back to DBZ's other world, to live out the rest of his death with King Kai? Find out on the next exciting episode of The Nightmare Before DBZ.