The Nightmare Before DBZ
by Moley
Disclaimer:I still don't own them!
A/N: I like this chapter because my three favorite characters, Lock, Shock, and Barrel are in it.
Narrator: On the last exciting episode of the Nightmare Before DBZ, Jack showed us exactly how obsessed he was with DBZ, Sally escaped again, and Chiaotzu became a victim of suicide.
"Patience, everyone. Jack has a special job for all of us," the Mayor of Halloween Town shouted to crowd waiting impatiently for their assignments, "Dr. Finkelstien, your DBZ assignment is ready. Dr. Finkelstien to the front of the line." Sally, who had once again escaped from Dr. Fenkelstien's castle took this time to hide, in a not so inconspicuous hiding spot.
*****
Inside Some Place
Jack was showing the vampires the dragonball (the dragonball by some strange miracle was back to it's original orange color, that is if you consider Jack staying up to repaint it a miracle)
"What kind of color is that for a dragonball to be?" one of the vampires asked.
"Perhaps it could be improved?" Jack replied/questioned.
"No problem!!" answered the vampires joyfully, or at least as joyfully as a vampire could answer.
"I knew it!!" Jack announced happily.
As the vampires left, Dr. Fenkelstien entered the room. "Dr. thank you for coming. We need one of these," Jack said holding up a picture of Goku on the flying nimbus.
"Hmm.. its construction should be exceedingly simple. I think."
"How horrible our DBZ will be," the Mayor butted in.
"NO-how exciting," Jack corrected.
"Oh, how exciting our DBZ will be," said the Mayor as he switched faces. Just then several things flew through the air and hit him upside the head. He turned around to see the one thing - well, three things he had hoped he would never see again in his whole non-life of seeing things. "What are you doing here!?"
"Jack sent for us," answered Lock.
"Specifically," said Shock.
"By name," added Barrel.
"Lock," said Lock.
"Shock," said Shock.
"And Barrel," said Barrel. As they said their names they took of their masks, revealing their not-so-different faces.
"Jack it's the Oogie's boys!" the Mayor shouted, apparently expecting Jack to do something about the three.
"Ah, Halloween's finest trick or treaters. The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief." (this is not the reaction the Mayor was hoping for)
"And we thought that you didn't like us, Jack," Shock said giggling.
"Absolutely no one is to know about it. Not a soul. Now-"(Jack whispers to the kids) "And one more thing -- leave that no account Oogie Boogie out of this!" Jack said pulling Lock back by his tail.
"Whatever you say Jack," said Barrel.
"Of course Jack," said Shock.
"Wouldn't dream of it Jack," Lock added for good measure.
The whole time the trio had their fingers crossed and hidden behind their backs. After this they made there way back to their hide out, all the while thinking of the job Jack had just assigned them. Just like everything else this ended in a song.
ALL THREE
Kidnap Mr. Kakarot
LOCK
I want to do it
BARREL
Let's play paper-scissors-rock
"It's rock-paper-scissors, you idiot," Shock said interrupting the song.
"Whatever," replied Barrel.
SHOCK (returning to the song)
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind
ALL THREE
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Kakarot
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
SHOCK
First we are going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and lock the gate
LOCK
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big orange pumpkin man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
ALL THREE
Kidnap the Kakarot
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
SHOCK
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
ALL THREE
Wheeee
LOCK
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Kakarot will be no more
SHOCK
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green
ALL THREE
Kidnap the Kakarot
Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
LOCK AND SHOCK
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
BARREL
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
ALL THREE
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
SHOCK
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
BARREL
I'm not the dumb one
LOCK
You're no fun
SHOCK
Shut up
LOCK
Make me
SHOCK
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
BARREL
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
ALL THREE
Kidnap the Kakarot, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Kakarot, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Kakarot, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key
*****
Oogie Boogie's Lair
Oogie Boogie had been listening to the song being song above. He was now thinking of all the torturous fun he could have with this Kakarot fellow. "Kakarot...hahaha," he said out loud.
*****
Back In DBZ LAND
A lot of time had passed since Chiaotzu had turned up missing, so Tien decided he should look for the little clown. In an attempt to look as if he were searching, Tien lifted a piece of paper. "Chiaotzu, are you under there?" he asked peering under the sheet of wide-ruled paper.
When no answer came he looked behind the picture frame, under a rock, and in the refridgerator (this was mostly because the search had made him extremely hungry), but he still could not find his little friend. Feeling discouraged, Tien gave up the search and went to Capsule Corp. to play a game of cards with Yamcha.
Narrator: Will the Oogie's Boys complete the task Jack has set for them? Will there be another pointless song in the next chapter? Will Tien ever actually look for Chiaotzu? Find out on the next exciting episode of the Nightmare Before DBZ.
by Moley
Disclaimer:I still don't own them!
A/N: I like this chapter because my three favorite characters, Lock, Shock, and Barrel are in it.
Narrator: On the last exciting episode of the Nightmare Before DBZ, Jack showed us exactly how obsessed he was with DBZ, Sally escaped again, and Chiaotzu became a victim of suicide.
"Patience, everyone. Jack has a special job for all of us," the Mayor of Halloween Town shouted to crowd waiting impatiently for their assignments, "Dr. Finkelstien, your DBZ assignment is ready. Dr. Finkelstien to the front of the line." Sally, who had once again escaped from Dr. Fenkelstien's castle took this time to hide, in a not so inconspicuous hiding spot.
*****
Inside Some Place
Jack was showing the vampires the dragonball (the dragonball by some strange miracle was back to it's original orange color, that is if you consider Jack staying up to repaint it a miracle)
"What kind of color is that for a dragonball to be?" one of the vampires asked.
"Perhaps it could be improved?" Jack replied/questioned.
"No problem!!" answered the vampires joyfully, or at least as joyfully as a vampire could answer.
"I knew it!!" Jack announced happily.
As the vampires left, Dr. Fenkelstien entered the room. "Dr. thank you for coming. We need one of these," Jack said holding up a picture of Goku on the flying nimbus.
"Hmm.. its construction should be exceedingly simple. I think."
"How horrible our DBZ will be," the Mayor butted in.
"NO-how exciting," Jack corrected.
"Oh, how exciting our DBZ will be," said the Mayor as he switched faces. Just then several things flew through the air and hit him upside the head. He turned around to see the one thing - well, three things he had hoped he would never see again in his whole non-life of seeing things. "What are you doing here!?"
"Jack sent for us," answered Lock.
"Specifically," said Shock.
"By name," added Barrel.
"Lock," said Lock.
"Shock," said Shock.
"And Barrel," said Barrel. As they said their names they took of their masks, revealing their not-so-different faces.
"Jack it's the Oogie's boys!" the Mayor shouted, apparently expecting Jack to do something about the three.
"Ah, Halloween's finest trick or treaters. The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief." (this is not the reaction the Mayor was hoping for)
"And we thought that you didn't like us, Jack," Shock said giggling.
"Absolutely no one is to know about it. Not a soul. Now-"(Jack whispers to the kids) "And one more thing -- leave that no account Oogie Boogie out of this!" Jack said pulling Lock back by his tail.
"Whatever you say Jack," said Barrel.
"Of course Jack," said Shock.
"Wouldn't dream of it Jack," Lock added for good measure.
The whole time the trio had their fingers crossed and hidden behind their backs. After this they made there way back to their hide out, all the while thinking of the job Jack had just assigned them. Just like everything else this ended in a song.
ALL THREE
Kidnap Mr. Kakarot
LOCK
I want to do it
BARREL
Let's play paper-scissors-rock
"It's rock-paper-scissors, you idiot," Shock said interrupting the song.
"Whatever," replied Barrel.
SHOCK (returning to the song)
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind
ALL THREE
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Kakarot
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
SHOCK
First we are going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and lock the gate
LOCK
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big orange pumpkin man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
ALL THREE
Kidnap the Kakarot
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
SHOCK
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
ALL THREE
Wheeee
LOCK
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Kakarot will be no more
SHOCK
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green
ALL THREE
Kidnap the Kakarot
Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
LOCK AND SHOCK
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
BARREL
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
ALL THREE
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
SHOCK
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
BARREL
I'm not the dumb one
LOCK
You're no fun
SHOCK
Shut up
LOCK
Make me
SHOCK
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
BARREL
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
ALL THREE
Kidnap the Kakarot, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Kakarot, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Kakarot, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key
*****
Oogie Boogie's Lair
Oogie Boogie had been listening to the song being song above. He was now thinking of all the torturous fun he could have with this Kakarot fellow. "Kakarot...hahaha," he said out loud.
*****
Back In DBZ LAND
A lot of time had passed since Chiaotzu had turned up missing, so Tien decided he should look for the little clown. In an attempt to look as if he were searching, Tien lifted a piece of paper. "Chiaotzu, are you under there?" he asked peering under the sheet of wide-ruled paper.
When no answer came he looked behind the picture frame, under a rock, and in the refridgerator (this was mostly because the search had made him extremely hungry), but he still could not find his little friend. Feeling discouraged, Tien gave up the search and went to Capsule Corp. to play a game of cards with Yamcha.
Narrator: Will the Oogie's Boys complete the task Jack has set for them? Will there be another pointless song in the next chapter? Will Tien ever actually look for Chiaotzu? Find out on the next exciting episode of the Nightmare Before DBZ.