Authors' Note: We have gotten a few requests as to what The Trolley Incident pertains to. Well, we'd like to tell you, but we feel Remus has been shamed enough already. We will give you three hints: It involved a trolley, a large middle-aged woman, and her poorly clasped suitcase full of... Well, Remus says that's enough, so we'll leave it to your imagination. If you want to guess what happened, feel free to leave your speculations in the reviews!

We still don't own Harry Potter. Or Remus Lupin, sadly. Speaking of Lupin, who else is completely convinced that the actor chosen to play him is TOTALLY WRONG AND EVIL?? He is NOT Lupin at ALL. Argh.

Alright, on with the story. They have checked into their hotel, and the guys are sharing one room, and Lily is next door, much to James' dismay.

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"I can't believe they put you in a different room than me," James pouted. "It's not like we'd do anything. . . questionable."

"I know we wouldn't," Lily said sharply, "because you know how I feel about that issue. But apparently Petunia indoctrinated Mum and Dad with her philosophy that any male and female left together would-"

"Ravish each other every night 'til dawn?" Sirius cut in.

"Yeah."

"So your parents called up, transatlantic, just to make sure you and James wouldn't get a room together?" Peter laughed. "Sucks to be you."

"Shut up, you ra-weas-jerk," James stuttered. He had become friendly with Arthur Weasley over the summer when he began to look seriously into working with the Ministry.

"Hey, guys, let's go into Disney World," Remus said, carrying an armload of pamphlets. "They just built this new ride called Space Mountain. It's supposed to be a roller coaster in the dark. We should be some of the first to ride it."

Sirius slapped the pamphlets out of Remus' arms. Unfortunately, they were the hall, and there were an awful lot of pamphlets.

"Sirius, you git, look what you did!"

"Me? You're the one being a pansy!"

"A pansy? A *pansy*?"

"Yeah!"

"I am not!"

"Ooh, mummy, let's go ride the ickle baby twain? Pwease mummy? Siwius wants to come too!" Sirius mocked.

"I was three years old!"

"Seven!"

"three!"

"SEVEN!"

"All right, maybe I was five, but even so, I was young! And you *did* want to ride the train!"

"I SO did not."

"AAAAAAA!" Peter yelped. "CURSES! THE FOULEST AND MOST HORRIBLE CURSES!"

"Wormtail? What the Snape are you doing?" James demanded.

"There's a gummiworm! In my-"

"Okay, okay, okay!" Lily squealed. "Too much information!"

Sirius snickered.

"Fantasizing, Padfoot?"

Sirius stopped snickering and swung at Remus.

"Hey!"

Before they got in a full-fledged fistfight, James stepped in. "okay. First of all, Lily, the gummiworm was in his SHOE, not. . . other places. Second, Remus cut it out with the teasing, or else I shall bring up The Trolley Incident. Third, Sirius, stop having such a dirty mind."

"Fourth, James stop being an insufferable prat."

"Fifth," cut in an unfamiliar voice, "You are disturbing other families who are visiting, and sixth, you are making a mess of our hotel." The boys and Lily slowly faced the hotel manager. He smiled pleasantly, if somewhat forced. "Please pick up your litter, and go out for the day. And also, please remember that we have young children in this hotel whose minds have not yet been perverted."

"Yes sir," the twentysomethings all muttered.

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"Well, that was awkward," Sirius remarked cheerfully once they had gotten outside.

"No kidding," Remus replied.

They walked a little bit, following the map, when Sirius said excitedly, "All right, guys, this is it. When we turn this corner, we shall see. . . The Castle of Disney World. That infamous, glorious, beloved, cherished-"

"Okay, okay," Peter said. "Let's just go."

"But wait!"

"WHAT?" they all said to Sirius exasperatedly.

"Since we are in a new land, full of mystery and wonder, we must give ourselves new names. Remus, I christen you. . . Kodac."

"KODAC?!"

"Shh. James, I christen you Dippy. Peter," Sirius continued loudly over the wails of malcontent and the snickers on Lily and Peter's part, "I christen you Elmer."

"ELMER. You are going to call me. . . Elmer." Peter smacked his forehead in disbelief. "I must be dreaming."

"Lily, you are now to be Suki."

Lily stood in silence. "I cannot believe this," she thought.

"But wait," Remus said, "What about *your* name?"

"My name?" Sirius asked in confusion.

"Yes," James said evilly. "Your name."

"I think. . ." Lily said slowly, "I think the name, Skippy sounds about right."

"Skippy?" All color drained from Sirius' face. "No. Not. . . not *SKIPPY*!"

"Yes!" they all shouted.

"I never should have given them their names," Sirius murmured in deep, deep bitterness.

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To be continued soon. Coming up: Their reactions to the castle. Believe me, you don't want to miss this!

Also, the reasoning for the names will given soon. We promise. Now, send in those trolley speculations!