The Nightmare Before DBZ
By:Moley
Disclaimer: The yellow rubber ducky just informed me that I still don't own Dragonball Z or the Nightmare Before Christmas.
A/N: I know it has been forever since I last updated, but I kinda lost interest in DBZ for a while. Anyways, I know this is a really short chapter but I decided to go ahead and post anyways. There are probably like a million errors in this one chapter alone because I hate proof reading. It's the devil!!!!
Narrator: On the last episode of TNMBDBZ Lock, Shock, and Barrel finally managed to deliver Kakarot to Jack. Jack stole Goku's hair, Oggie Boogie sang, and Vegeta proved that Saiyans can't count even when using their fingers. Oh and Goku has three hours to get back to his own time or else his friends are in for some serious but kicking.
Sally poured the fog juice stuff into the fountain in the middle of town hoping to destroy Jack's plan of fighting the Saiyans, Jack appeared flying in on something that resembled a storm cloud, and the Mayor was rambling on about something in the background, "Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky outshining every star. Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon, you who are our pride, you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions into an early grave."
The fog began to thicken.
The Mayor continued his rambling, "You who have eh, devastated the souls of the living... "
The fog thickened more and everyone became distraught, especially the former pumpkin king. He was going on about how all of his plans had gone down the drain, and there was no way that the cloud could ever find it's way through the fog when the Dr. was kind enough to point out that clouds don't have eyes, so it should be able to find it's way through the fog easily enough.
Sally started to object, but Jack flew off to quickly. So she did the next best thing and whispered her goodbyes, " Good bye Jack, my dearest Jack. Oh how I hope my premonition is wrong."
A/N: at this point in the story Sally sings a very long terrible song that I can't stand to write about so I am going to pretend like it never existed.
What song? I really don't know what you are talking about.
***
Back in DBZ Land
A/N: A lot of time has passed since we last saw the hopeless Z warriors. During that time many things have happened and I (being the lazy person I am) don't feel like going through the process of writing a bunch of pointless crap so here is a quick overview:
Napa destroyed many cities and a few armies
The three hours ran up
Vegeta sent the Saibaman to fight the Z warriors
Nappa beat the crap out of everyone
During all of this Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo died (Chaotzu would have if he hadn't already committed suicide in an earlier chapter)
I will now start the story just as Jack enters the scene...
Jack flew up on his storm cloud. Krillin and Gohan looked up expectantly. "Yay! Goku's here to save us!!!" Krillin shouted.
"Yeah and he is going to kick your butt," added Gohan proudly.
"So Kakarot has finally decided to make an appearance. It is about time," Vegeta said casually.
Just then Jack, complete with combat boots and Goku's hair jumped off of the cloud. Everyone stared blankly.
And a moment later...
"This is Kakarot!!" laughed Nappa. "Now that is funny."
Vegeta looked a little peeved, "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke!!!"
Gohan was speechless. Krillin finally spoke, "Are you feeling ok pal? You look a little...umm...dead..."
"Who is this!!!!" demanded Vegeta.
Jack, wasting no time introduced himself, "I am Goku, here to save this planet from you evil villains!" Jack strikes a dramatic pose. "Don't you recognize me?"
Vegeta had had enough. "Nappa!!! Kill him!!!!"
It didn't take much for the freakishly tall Saiyan to burn the former pumpkin king into a pile of ashes.
And all Krillin could say was, "Oh Crap!! I think we may be in trouble."
Narrator: Will the evil Saiyans destroy DBZ land? Will Jack ever pull himself back together? Will it take the author half a year to write the next chapter? Find out on the next exciting episode of TNBDBZ.
By:Moley
Disclaimer: The yellow rubber ducky just informed me that I still don't own Dragonball Z or the Nightmare Before Christmas.
A/N: I know it has been forever since I last updated, but I kinda lost interest in DBZ for a while. Anyways, I know this is a really short chapter but I decided to go ahead and post anyways. There are probably like a million errors in this one chapter alone because I hate proof reading. It's the devil!!!!
Narrator: On the last episode of TNMBDBZ Lock, Shock, and Barrel finally managed to deliver Kakarot to Jack. Jack stole Goku's hair, Oggie Boogie sang, and Vegeta proved that Saiyans can't count even when using their fingers. Oh and Goku has three hours to get back to his own time or else his friends are in for some serious but kicking.
Sally poured the fog juice stuff into the fountain in the middle of town hoping to destroy Jack's plan of fighting the Saiyans, Jack appeared flying in on something that resembled a storm cloud, and the Mayor was rambling on about something in the background, "Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky outshining every star. Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon, you who are our pride, you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions into an early grave."
The fog began to thicken.
The Mayor continued his rambling, "You who have eh, devastated the souls of the living... "
The fog thickened more and everyone became distraught, especially the former pumpkin king. He was going on about how all of his plans had gone down the drain, and there was no way that the cloud could ever find it's way through the fog when the Dr. was kind enough to point out that clouds don't have eyes, so it should be able to find it's way through the fog easily enough.
Sally started to object, but Jack flew off to quickly. So she did the next best thing and whispered her goodbyes, " Good bye Jack, my dearest Jack. Oh how I hope my premonition is wrong."
A/N: at this point in the story Sally sings a very long terrible song that I can't stand to write about so I am going to pretend like it never existed.
What song? I really don't know what you are talking about.
***
Back in DBZ Land
A/N: A lot of time has passed since we last saw the hopeless Z warriors. During that time many things have happened and I (being the lazy person I am) don't feel like going through the process of writing a bunch of pointless crap so here is a quick overview:
Napa destroyed many cities and a few armies
The three hours ran up
Vegeta sent the Saibaman to fight the Z warriors
Nappa beat the crap out of everyone
During all of this Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo died (Chaotzu would have if he hadn't already committed suicide in an earlier chapter)
I will now start the story just as Jack enters the scene...
Jack flew up on his storm cloud. Krillin and Gohan looked up expectantly. "Yay! Goku's here to save us!!!" Krillin shouted.
"Yeah and he is going to kick your butt," added Gohan proudly.
"So Kakarot has finally decided to make an appearance. It is about time," Vegeta said casually.
Just then Jack, complete with combat boots and Goku's hair jumped off of the cloud. Everyone stared blankly.
And a moment later...
"This is Kakarot!!" laughed Nappa. "Now that is funny."
Vegeta looked a little peeved, "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke!!!"
Gohan was speechless. Krillin finally spoke, "Are you feeling ok pal? You look a little...umm...dead..."
"Who is this!!!!" demanded Vegeta.
Jack, wasting no time introduced himself, "I am Goku, here to save this planet from you evil villains!" Jack strikes a dramatic pose. "Don't you recognize me?"
Vegeta had had enough. "Nappa!!! Kill him!!!!"
It didn't take much for the freakishly tall Saiyan to burn the former pumpkin king into a pile of ashes.
And all Krillin could say was, "Oh Crap!! I think we may be in trouble."
Narrator: Will the evil Saiyans destroy DBZ land? Will Jack ever pull himself back together? Will it take the author half a year to write the next chapter? Find out on the next exciting episode of TNBDBZ.