AN: Wow. That last one was pretty short wasn't it? What a copout on my part. I feel like slapping myself, but those muscles are tired. Well, here's this chapter, not planned out in the least, writing purely on the remains of a Vanilla Coke drunk over an hour ago, and with the aid of the Freaky Friday soundtrack. Oh, and my sister. Who just mooed.
Oh, and no offense to Alabamans. My own relatives are from Alabama. I love Alabama like it was me own 'omeland! The motherland! I love the Alabamans too! I love em, I tell ya!
CHAPTER SEVEN
"Can we forget the names?" James asked.
"For now," Sirius replied. "Except for Remus'. It is psychedelic."
"What exactly does psychedelic mean?" Peter asked as Remus began to complain loudly.
"Um. . . Don't ask me questions, fool!" Sirius replied
"Sorry, I just-" Peter began
"Look, Splash Mountain!" Sirius exclaimed, "AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
"What was that for?" Lily asked.
"Never mind! Let us go!" Sirius yelled grandly.
He took off running into a young woman in her twenties. "Sorry, miss, I'm trying to get to Splash Mountain."
"Good Lord! He's not even flirting!" James said, awestruck.
"This IS a magical place," Peter said wonderingly.
"Well, this is the line, bub," the woman replied.
"Line?" Sirius asked confusedly. "What line?"
"You know... LINE! Like, what you stand in before getting somewhere you want to go?" the woman said as if Sirius was stupid.
"Oh, like a queue?"
"No, that would be a letter of the alphabet. You foreign?"
"Can't you *tell* by the way I am *speaking* in a British accent?" Sirius said condescendingly.
Remus The Diplomat stepped in before things got nasty. "Excuse him, miss, we're from England and we call lines queues."
"Hey, I'm from Wales!" Peter said indignantly.
"And I'm from Ireland!" Lily added. "What? I was born there. We just moved when I was little," she said to James' stare.
"O-kay," Remus said overpatiently. "We are from the British Isles."
"Oh."
"Where are you from?" Peter asked politely.
"I'm from Alabama." Except, she said it 'Allerbammer.'
"Where is this. . . Allerbammer land?" Sirius asked, genuinely curious, as he had never heard of such a place.
"Below Tennersee and next to Jawjuh."
"Where's Jawjuh?"
"How do you spell that?" Peter asked over James.
"Emm... G-E-O-R-G-I-A."
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily all stared at this woman from the mystical land of Allerbammer.
Suddenly, a light dawned on Remus' face. "You mean, Georgia!"
"That's what I said, dummy," she replied haughtily.
"And you're from Alabama!" Lily exclaimed, catching on.
"Duh."
Suddenly, a man wearing all teal clothing ran up to Sirius, grabbed Sirius's nose between his fingers and yelled "Gotcher conk!" Then he ran away, cackling.
They stood there, silent.
"I like that color," Remus said after a moment.
"What?"
"Of his clothes," he clarified.
Sirius rubbed his nose. "Whew. It's still there."
"Sorry about him," the woman said casually. "I like that color too."
"Do you. . . know that person?" James asked, horrorstruck.
"Yep. He's my cousin-uncle. From Tennersee."
"Cousin-unc--*oh!*" Peter said, more horrorstricken than James.
"What is your name?" Lily asked, trying to get past that uncomfortable topic.
"Millie. Clampton," she added.
During this time, the line had been moving slowly. At last, it was their turn. Then they realized there were SIX seats. And five of them. That left one seat open. Millie was chosen to ride with them.
"What a lovely name," Remus said as they strapped in. He was sitting next to her, in front of Lily and Peter and behind James and Sirius.
"Thanks. So what are your names?" she asked over the the annoying noise of disturbing moving animals that did not look remotely realistic.
"I'll introduce us all!" said Sirius excitedly. Remus groaned. "This is Jamie, I am Sirius, she is Lily, he is Peter, and the 'man' you are sitting next to is Re-err" Sirius hacked for a moment. "He is Kodac!" Remus' eyes bulged.
"Kodak? Like the-" she acted like she was clicking a camera.
"Are you having a seizure?" Sirius asked, panicking. "I don't do CPR!"
"Seizure? What are you on, weed?" Millie asked rudely.
"No, my name is Sirius," he reminded her gently.
"I meant- oh never mind."
"My name, by the way, is Remus. Not. . ." he choked slightly, "Kodac." He shivered.
Suddenly, the looming drop appeared in front of them. "THIS IS IT GUYS!" Sirius yelled. "WAHOO- What?"
"Why are we stopping?" Peter asked.
They were located at the very top of the Mountain of Splash. They were stopped. And angered.
"We're not SPLASHING!" James yelled, irritated. Sirius leaned over the side and fell out. They heard a "AAAAAAAAA! HELLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEE!" James tried to grab Sirius as he fell, but it is always easier to drag down others than to pull them up. In other words, James joined Sirius' swimming party.
Everyone screamed. Except for Peter, whose eyes glazed over and he cackled a bit. Then he shook himself and screamed as well. Millie grabbed Remus' shirt and screamed in his ear, "THEY FELL OUT! AAAAAAAAA!"
"I realize that," Remus said, wincing slightly. They heard a big SPLOOSH! and Lily said weakly, "Well, they splashed now."
They strained to see what was going on at the bottom of the ride. James and Sirius were being fished out by Disney workers.
A few minutes later, the ride began working again, and the rest all Splashed. But not SPLOOSH!ed. Which was okay with them.
~
Later, Space Mountain. Or the Peter Pan ride. Whatever I feel like writing. Hey, visit this site: http://www.eviltrailmix.com/extra/Potter.swf
It's great. Not mine, but great.
Oh, and no offense to Alabamans. My own relatives are from Alabama. I love Alabama like it was me own 'omeland! The motherland! I love the Alabamans too! I love em, I tell ya!
CHAPTER SEVEN
"Can we forget the names?" James asked.
"For now," Sirius replied. "Except for Remus'. It is psychedelic."
"What exactly does psychedelic mean?" Peter asked as Remus began to complain loudly.
"Um. . . Don't ask me questions, fool!" Sirius replied
"Sorry, I just-" Peter began
"Look, Splash Mountain!" Sirius exclaimed, "AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
"What was that for?" Lily asked.
"Never mind! Let us go!" Sirius yelled grandly.
He took off running into a young woman in her twenties. "Sorry, miss, I'm trying to get to Splash Mountain."
"Good Lord! He's not even flirting!" James said, awestruck.
"This IS a magical place," Peter said wonderingly.
"Well, this is the line, bub," the woman replied.
"Line?" Sirius asked confusedly. "What line?"
"You know... LINE! Like, what you stand in before getting somewhere you want to go?" the woman said as if Sirius was stupid.
"Oh, like a queue?"
"No, that would be a letter of the alphabet. You foreign?"
"Can't you *tell* by the way I am *speaking* in a British accent?" Sirius said condescendingly.
Remus The Diplomat stepped in before things got nasty. "Excuse him, miss, we're from England and we call lines queues."
"Hey, I'm from Wales!" Peter said indignantly.
"And I'm from Ireland!" Lily added. "What? I was born there. We just moved when I was little," she said to James' stare.
"O-kay," Remus said overpatiently. "We are from the British Isles."
"Oh."
"Where are you from?" Peter asked politely.
"I'm from Alabama." Except, she said it 'Allerbammer.'
"Where is this. . . Allerbammer land?" Sirius asked, genuinely curious, as he had never heard of such a place.
"Below Tennersee and next to Jawjuh."
"Where's Jawjuh?"
"How do you spell that?" Peter asked over James.
"Emm... G-E-O-R-G-I-A."
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily all stared at this woman from the mystical land of Allerbammer.
Suddenly, a light dawned on Remus' face. "You mean, Georgia!"
"That's what I said, dummy," she replied haughtily.
"And you're from Alabama!" Lily exclaimed, catching on.
"Duh."
Suddenly, a man wearing all teal clothing ran up to Sirius, grabbed Sirius's nose between his fingers and yelled "Gotcher conk!" Then he ran away, cackling.
They stood there, silent.
"I like that color," Remus said after a moment.
"What?"
"Of his clothes," he clarified.
Sirius rubbed his nose. "Whew. It's still there."
"Sorry about him," the woman said casually. "I like that color too."
"Do you. . . know that person?" James asked, horrorstruck.
"Yep. He's my cousin-uncle. From Tennersee."
"Cousin-unc--*oh!*" Peter said, more horrorstricken than James.
"What is your name?" Lily asked, trying to get past that uncomfortable topic.
"Millie. Clampton," she added.
During this time, the line had been moving slowly. At last, it was their turn. Then they realized there were SIX seats. And five of them. That left one seat open. Millie was chosen to ride with them.
"What a lovely name," Remus said as they strapped in. He was sitting next to her, in front of Lily and Peter and behind James and Sirius.
"Thanks. So what are your names?" she asked over the the annoying noise of disturbing moving animals that did not look remotely realistic.
"I'll introduce us all!" said Sirius excitedly. Remus groaned. "This is Jamie, I am Sirius, she is Lily, he is Peter, and the 'man' you are sitting next to is Re-err" Sirius hacked for a moment. "He is Kodac!" Remus' eyes bulged.
"Kodak? Like the-" she acted like she was clicking a camera.
"Are you having a seizure?" Sirius asked, panicking. "I don't do CPR!"
"Seizure? What are you on, weed?" Millie asked rudely.
"No, my name is Sirius," he reminded her gently.
"I meant- oh never mind."
"My name, by the way, is Remus. Not. . ." he choked slightly, "Kodac." He shivered.
Suddenly, the looming drop appeared in front of them. "THIS IS IT GUYS!" Sirius yelled. "WAHOO- What?"
"Why are we stopping?" Peter asked.
They were located at the very top of the Mountain of Splash. They were stopped. And angered.
"We're not SPLASHING!" James yelled, irritated. Sirius leaned over the side and fell out. They heard a "AAAAAAAAA! HELLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEE!" James tried to grab Sirius as he fell, but it is always easier to drag down others than to pull them up. In other words, James joined Sirius' swimming party.
Everyone screamed. Except for Peter, whose eyes glazed over and he cackled a bit. Then he shook himself and screamed as well. Millie grabbed Remus' shirt and screamed in his ear, "THEY FELL OUT! AAAAAAAAA!"
"I realize that," Remus said, wincing slightly. They heard a big SPLOOSH! and Lily said weakly, "Well, they splashed now."
They strained to see what was going on at the bottom of the ride. James and Sirius were being fished out by Disney workers.
A few minutes later, the ride began working again, and the rest all Splashed. But not SPLOOSH!ed. Which was okay with them.
~
Later, Space Mountain. Or the Peter Pan ride. Whatever I feel like writing. Hey, visit this site: http://www.eviltrailmix.com/extra/Potter.swf
It's great. Not mine, but great.