Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters associated
with the story. It's Eoin Colfer's. 'Baby One More Time' is Britney
Spear's song but who says I can't make fun? One of my reviewers for
'Genius Boy' asked me to write one for Foaly. Well here it is, I don't
think it's as good as my last but I tried so please read and review.
This 'song' is set during the second book of the AF series. Foaly doesn't
usually call Mulch Diggums 'convict' but readers will know that Root does
so here goes:
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"Convict One More Time"

Oh convict, convict
Oh convict, convict Oh convict, convict
How was Root supposed to know
That you truly haven't died yet
Oh convict, convict
(That rabbit was just too slow)
You really had him fooled yeah
You'll see, that you can't deceive me
Say it convict
"Foaly is the King" now cause you know

[CHORUS:]
My brilliance is hard to beat
I must confess, I do believe
Better than Opal and all the rest
I am the best
This here convict ain't no jest!

Oh convict, convict
Well Artemis may have won
Mud boy had me duped yeah
Oh convict, convict
Our battle has just begun
And you might want to run, but
You'll see that you can't hide from me
Say it convict
"Foaly is the King" now cause you know

[Repeat CHORUS]

Oh convict, convict
Oh convict, convict
Ah, Mwahahahaha!
Oh convict, convict
How was Root supposed to know
Murdering convict
That rabbit was just too slow
You must confess, that my brilliance
Is hard to defeat
My iris-cams will pursue
They'll follow you
And give you no rest
Tell me convict, who's the best?

[Repeat CHORUS]

You must confess, that my brilliance
Is hard to defeat
And you know you should retreat
That you should just run
Get out of the sun
Hide now convict, you will burn!