CHAPTER 7
"Why don't you go ask Ginny out then?" Ron suggested at the breakfast table. Everyone was half asleep, many people's faces were smothered in their meals. "Obviously she's obsessed with you, Harry."
"Oh Alright then," Harry shrugged as he got up and walked towards her. "Wouldn't hurt."
He arrived in front of Ginny and said, "Can I have a word with you?"
The girls at the table giggled.
"Yeah sure," she said and got up, taking her bookbag with her. They made their way into the lonely corriders (everyone was sleeping or eating). "What's up?"
"Ginny, I..." harry turned red. "I...I read the pink journal. And...I'd love to go out with you!"
There was an akward silence. Too akward. Ginny screwed up her face and said, "What are you talking about? ME, go out with YOU?"
"Yeah...your...er...diary...thing...I found it..."
"THAT WASN'T MY DIARY." She said loudly, and rolled her eyes. She took an envelope out of her bag, and passed it to Harry. "That, Harry, was FRED'S DIARY."
"F...F...FRED'S?"
"Yep."
"You know, usually, I would have fainted in fear out of this, but..." He shook his head. "...with Draco following me around for the past two days, I'm actually kind of used to it. But, you expect me to believe Fred is gay?"
"Yep." She pointed to the envelope. "I got pictures of every boyfriend he's ever had. Don't ask how."
Harry opened the envelope. And he knew that he'd never would want to look at it again. From the looks of it, Fred had made out with every guy in Gryffindor, teachers, and a few of the older students who were in Hufflepuff. There was Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lee Jordan, Viktor Crum, Cedric Diggory (older hufflepuff student right there), Neville Longbottom, Snape, Binns, Filch, Peeves, Nearly Headless Nick, Fat Friar, Hagrid, and a bunch of other people that Harry didn't know...
"This man is sick." Harry sighed. "But wait a second, if you don't like me, who DO you like?"
"Well," She said slowly. "I don't really want to say, but okay."
"What?"
"Well, ever since the third year, we've been seeing each other. At the hog's head...that was the most romantic dinner I've ever had."
"WHO? Tell me! tell me!"
"He's my sugardaddy. Dumbledore."
Harry stopped. His jaw dropped open. He randomly waved his arms in the air, screaming, "IS THIS SCHOOL CRAZY OR IS IT JUST ME!!!"
"What's all this about?"
Dumbledore had appeared in the doorway, his eyes flashing dangerously. Ginny's face went red.
"Hey suga' dada." she said coily. Harry felt his stomach twist.
"Not now, Ginny-winny." Dumbledore said. He took her hand, and they walked out of site.
Harry felt his legs going numb. He fell over, and leaned his back against the wall. This was too weird...all to weird...
"Oh...god...I just wish that...I could transfer to dumstrang..." Harry sighed. He felt sort of odd, just lying there all alone. He put his hand on the cold stone floor. Suddenly, someone touched it.
But no one was there. Harry felt himself go queasier. Was a ghost playing a prank on him?
Next thing Harry knew, he was being knocked over, flat on the floor, and someone was KISSING HIM! But no one was there!!!
"Gef off off ma mouf!" Harry tried to say, and pushed the invisible thing off of him. There was a shimmer where he had pushed it, and then the outline, and soon the whole body of someone appeared...it was...
"MAAaaaAALFOOOoooOOOoOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
Harry smacked his hand to his lips. His second kiss ever...was from...DRACO MALFOY!!!
Harry couldn't help hold in his disgust. He'd just found out Fred liked him, Dumbledore was Ginny's 'Suga-daddy', and now, DRACO MALFOY KISSED HiM!?!?!?!? WHAT WAS THE WORLD COMING TOO? He barfed all over the floor and dampened's Draco's robes.
"Harry Berry! I found you, my pretty! Oh, I have something to tell you!" Draco saying sweetly,not even noticing the barf on his robe. He noticed Harry's disgusted look. "Oh no! You don't like my new lipgloss?"
"Strawberry," Harry commented airly. He paused, then remembered. "Hey, you have random invisibilty power!"
"Yeah." He nodded his head smartly, then Draco blinked stupidly. "Wait, I have invisiblity power? Since when? COOL! I can sneak into the boy's dormatory!"
"Like you couldn't already?" Harry shook his head. "I DON'T WANT YOU TO KISS ME! EVER AGAIN!"
"I will not be willing to not do that, suga buga!"
"STOP CALLING ME STUPID NAMES!"
"Harry, I gotta ask you something!" Draco said happily. "Don't you know what tomorrow is?"
"Friday."
"It's the Fouth of July."
"But we live in England!"
"Yeah, so?"
"...."
"You see," Draco began. He'd obviously been thinking alot about what he was about to say. "This Fourth of July, me and my family shoot deadly fireworks into the sky and light muggle houses on fire! Wanna play?"
"No."
"PLEEEEAAASSEEE? I'll love you forever!"
Harry stopped to think. To rid Draco of the curse, he had to make him believe he was in love with him. As disgusting as it sounded, Harry decided to go with it. After the 4th of July, Draco would be suspended for sure! And Harry would be free of his gay stalker!
"I WILL!" Harry said. "When do we pack? Can I meet your family? Is mom your old? Does she smell? Has your dad ever cut his hair?"
"Oh, I knew you loved me, Harry!" He gave him a huge hug, and ran away happily. "Come, along my lover! We must pack! We leave today!"
"Just us?"
"Yep. My family is the only family in Great Britain that celebrates Fourth July."
Harry sighed, but followed Malfoy. At least he'd get Friday off. NO POTIONS CLASS! But this meant...as he feared...he'd spend a whole weekend, and a Friday, with the Malfoy's. Harry heard they were rich. Maybe they'd give him stuff for being with their son. He smiled. Oh how great it was to minipulate people...mwahahahahahahaa...
"Harry Berry, are you coming? We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! Yes we are!"
Harry's mouth winced, but he forced a smile. He packed up his stuff, with Malfoy, and headed out to the courtyards. They passed Prof. Mcgonagall, who pulled Harry aside.
"I know this may seem too quick, Potter," McGonagall said sternly. "But I believe you can heal Malfoy and save everyone if you just go with him. I signed your premission slip."
"Er...thanks?"
"You better thank me," She pushed him ahead. "Now go kick ass!"
"Just as long as I am not doing ass."
And there, infront of them, was Mr. Lucius Malfoy. He took one of Draco's suitcases, and showed them the way to a pretty, black car. Without a word, Harry, Draco, and Lucius entered the car. The driver started the engine. It hovered, then shot off into the sky.
"so, how are you, Draco?" Lucius asked sweetly. Harry thought he'd never see the day when he heard a deatheater talking in THAT tone.
"Me and Harry are in love!" He grabbed Harry. Harry screwed up his face embarrasingly. He expected Lucius Malfoy to explode, but all he heard was, "That's nice, Draco. Just lovely. Wait till your mother hears the good news! So, Harry, play Quidditch?"
"Yeah. I'm a Seeker."
"Draco is too! What a coincidence."
And for the rest of the drive, they had completely normal conversations (with the exception of a few failed attemtions of Draco making out with Harry). Harry was wondering if he really was talking to the infamous MALFOY'S. Didn't they hate Harry?
It didn't make much sense, but Harry was about to see the height that the Malfoys would go to...to do stuff to Harry.
CHAPTER END
Hee hee. I'm evil. And disgusting. Thanks to Reshma for helping me write it!!!!
"Why don't you go ask Ginny out then?" Ron suggested at the breakfast table. Everyone was half asleep, many people's faces were smothered in their meals. "Obviously she's obsessed with you, Harry."
"Oh Alright then," Harry shrugged as he got up and walked towards her. "Wouldn't hurt."
He arrived in front of Ginny and said, "Can I have a word with you?"
The girls at the table giggled.
"Yeah sure," she said and got up, taking her bookbag with her. They made their way into the lonely corriders (everyone was sleeping or eating). "What's up?"
"Ginny, I..." harry turned red. "I...I read the pink journal. And...I'd love to go out with you!"
There was an akward silence. Too akward. Ginny screwed up her face and said, "What are you talking about? ME, go out with YOU?"
"Yeah...your...er...diary...thing...I found it..."
"THAT WASN'T MY DIARY." She said loudly, and rolled her eyes. She took an envelope out of her bag, and passed it to Harry. "That, Harry, was FRED'S DIARY."
"F...F...FRED'S?"
"Yep."
"You know, usually, I would have fainted in fear out of this, but..." He shook his head. "...with Draco following me around for the past two days, I'm actually kind of used to it. But, you expect me to believe Fred is gay?"
"Yep." She pointed to the envelope. "I got pictures of every boyfriend he's ever had. Don't ask how."
Harry opened the envelope. And he knew that he'd never would want to look at it again. From the looks of it, Fred had made out with every guy in Gryffindor, teachers, and a few of the older students who were in Hufflepuff. There was Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lee Jordan, Viktor Crum, Cedric Diggory (older hufflepuff student right there), Neville Longbottom, Snape, Binns, Filch, Peeves, Nearly Headless Nick, Fat Friar, Hagrid, and a bunch of other people that Harry didn't know...
"This man is sick." Harry sighed. "But wait a second, if you don't like me, who DO you like?"
"Well," She said slowly. "I don't really want to say, but okay."
"What?"
"Well, ever since the third year, we've been seeing each other. At the hog's head...that was the most romantic dinner I've ever had."
"WHO? Tell me! tell me!"
"He's my sugardaddy. Dumbledore."
Harry stopped. His jaw dropped open. He randomly waved his arms in the air, screaming, "IS THIS SCHOOL CRAZY OR IS IT JUST ME!!!"
"What's all this about?"
Dumbledore had appeared in the doorway, his eyes flashing dangerously. Ginny's face went red.
"Hey suga' dada." she said coily. Harry felt his stomach twist.
"Not now, Ginny-winny." Dumbledore said. He took her hand, and they walked out of site.
Harry felt his legs going numb. He fell over, and leaned his back against the wall. This was too weird...all to weird...
"Oh...god...I just wish that...I could transfer to dumstrang..." Harry sighed. He felt sort of odd, just lying there all alone. He put his hand on the cold stone floor. Suddenly, someone touched it.
But no one was there. Harry felt himself go queasier. Was a ghost playing a prank on him?
Next thing Harry knew, he was being knocked over, flat on the floor, and someone was KISSING HIM! But no one was there!!!
"Gef off off ma mouf!" Harry tried to say, and pushed the invisible thing off of him. There was a shimmer where he had pushed it, and then the outline, and soon the whole body of someone appeared...it was...
"MAAaaaAALFOOOoooOOOoOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
Harry smacked his hand to his lips. His second kiss ever...was from...DRACO MALFOY!!!
Harry couldn't help hold in his disgust. He'd just found out Fred liked him, Dumbledore was Ginny's 'Suga-daddy', and now, DRACO MALFOY KISSED HiM!?!?!?!? WHAT WAS THE WORLD COMING TOO? He barfed all over the floor and dampened's Draco's robes.
"Harry Berry! I found you, my pretty! Oh, I have something to tell you!" Draco saying sweetly,not even noticing the barf on his robe. He noticed Harry's disgusted look. "Oh no! You don't like my new lipgloss?"
"Strawberry," Harry commented airly. He paused, then remembered. "Hey, you have random invisibilty power!"
"Yeah." He nodded his head smartly, then Draco blinked stupidly. "Wait, I have invisiblity power? Since when? COOL! I can sneak into the boy's dormatory!"
"Like you couldn't already?" Harry shook his head. "I DON'T WANT YOU TO KISS ME! EVER AGAIN!"
"I will not be willing to not do that, suga buga!"
"STOP CALLING ME STUPID NAMES!"
"Harry, I gotta ask you something!" Draco said happily. "Don't you know what tomorrow is?"
"Friday."
"It's the Fouth of July."
"But we live in England!"
"Yeah, so?"
"...."
"You see," Draco began. He'd obviously been thinking alot about what he was about to say. "This Fourth of July, me and my family shoot deadly fireworks into the sky and light muggle houses on fire! Wanna play?"
"No."
"PLEEEEAAASSEEE? I'll love you forever!"
Harry stopped to think. To rid Draco of the curse, he had to make him believe he was in love with him. As disgusting as it sounded, Harry decided to go with it. After the 4th of July, Draco would be suspended for sure! And Harry would be free of his gay stalker!
"I WILL!" Harry said. "When do we pack? Can I meet your family? Is mom your old? Does she smell? Has your dad ever cut his hair?"
"Oh, I knew you loved me, Harry!" He gave him a huge hug, and ran away happily. "Come, along my lover! We must pack! We leave today!"
"Just us?"
"Yep. My family is the only family in Great Britain that celebrates Fourth July."
Harry sighed, but followed Malfoy. At least he'd get Friday off. NO POTIONS CLASS! But this meant...as he feared...he'd spend a whole weekend, and a Friday, with the Malfoy's. Harry heard they were rich. Maybe they'd give him stuff for being with their son. He smiled. Oh how great it was to minipulate people...mwahahahahahahaa...
"Harry Berry, are you coming? We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! Yes we are!"
Harry's mouth winced, but he forced a smile. He packed up his stuff, with Malfoy, and headed out to the courtyards. They passed Prof. Mcgonagall, who pulled Harry aside.
"I know this may seem too quick, Potter," McGonagall said sternly. "But I believe you can heal Malfoy and save everyone if you just go with him. I signed your premission slip."
"Er...thanks?"
"You better thank me," She pushed him ahead. "Now go kick ass!"
"Just as long as I am not doing ass."
And there, infront of them, was Mr. Lucius Malfoy. He took one of Draco's suitcases, and showed them the way to a pretty, black car. Without a word, Harry, Draco, and Lucius entered the car. The driver started the engine. It hovered, then shot off into the sky.
"so, how are you, Draco?" Lucius asked sweetly. Harry thought he'd never see the day when he heard a deatheater talking in THAT tone.
"Me and Harry are in love!" He grabbed Harry. Harry screwed up his face embarrasingly. He expected Lucius Malfoy to explode, but all he heard was, "That's nice, Draco. Just lovely. Wait till your mother hears the good news! So, Harry, play Quidditch?"
"Yeah. I'm a Seeker."
"Draco is too! What a coincidence."
And for the rest of the drive, they had completely normal conversations (with the exception of a few failed attemtions of Draco making out with Harry). Harry was wondering if he really was talking to the infamous MALFOY'S. Didn't they hate Harry?
It didn't make much sense, but Harry was about to see the height that the Malfoys would go to...to do stuff to Harry.
CHAPTER END
Hee hee. I'm evil. And disgusting. Thanks to Reshma for helping me write it!!!!