Ch. 3 Jealousy, and Randomness
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon... *pouts* but I wish I did... then again
not really
Leonard: *gets jealousy* KASI!!
Kasi: *pulls away from Doug* Leonard I told you before your not my
boyfriend.
Doug: *looks at Kasi then at Leonard* Oh its ok I understand you like him
more then me
Kasi: I do not! *slaps him in the back of the head*
Megan: *opens door and sticks head out* That's my job!!
Kasi: SO WHAT!!
Doug: owe! Hey I was just kidding *garbs her butt*
Megan: Bad mental picture! *whacks Doug with a rubber chicken*
Doug: What's that for?
Megan: I have to have a reason to hit someone? *turns back to room* Orli?
Do I need a reason to hit someone with a rubber chicken?
Orli: No and give me back my shirt!
Megan: *does evil laugh and everyone realizes that she's now wearing Orli's
shirt as opposed to the one she was wearing before* Mine now!
Kasi: Megan that's not necessary *moans a little and turns back to Doug
getting mad* DOUG!
Doug: yes o:)
Megan: *shudders* Orli, stay in there or else! *walks off in other
direction*
Kasi: DOUG!!
Doug: I didn't do anything. O:)
Kyle: *talking to Will and Brook* I'm Kyle, Dark Prince of Pisces and that
is Leonard, Dark Prince of Leo.
Leonard: I can talk speak for myself.
???: *runs towards Brook, Will, and Doug* Brook, Will, DOUG! *Pushes Kasi
out of Doug arms*
Kasi: *falls to the ground* HEY! Who do you think you are pushing me out of
my boyfriend's arms and making me fall to the GROUND!
???: I'm Sandra and Doug has no Girlfriend besides me of course.
Doug: *helps Kasi up off the ground* Sandra I never asked you to be my
girlfriend and this is my current girlfriend
Sandra: Doug I'm your one and only:'(
Doug: you are? When did this come about?
Kasi: Sandra? Hmph sounds almost like my whole name. *Evil smile* Just
without the 'Kas' in it.
Sandra: *looks at Kasi and gives her 'I know what you are doing' look* And
what is your foul name then?
Kasi: *thinks of something to piss Sandra off and gives another evil smile*
Kassandra (Kasi) Louise Wilson
Brook: =-O KASI!
Will: DOUG =-O
Doug: 'when did this happen?'
Kasi: 'Doug just play along'
Doug: *looks at her and whispers* Tammy
Sandra: 'that little...' NO WAY! You are not Doug's wife.
Doug: 'now she ticked...' *whispers to Kasi* thanks for pissing her off. I
could never do that.
Kasi: *whispers back* she must have a strong will against you if you never
could get on her nerves.
Doug: *whispers back* yah she's hard to piss off and I guess this isn't
going to be a good weekend.
Kasi: *whispers* oh I think it is going to be a very good weekend *kisses
his cheek*
Sandra: The Light Ruling Princess of Good does not need this.
Megan: I don't need this either!
Kasi: *starts laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA... I was kidding my real last name is
Leonard, as in Kasi Leonard Dark Ruling Princess of Pisces.
Sandra: well I guess that makes us enemies then.
Kasi: I guess so
Brook: Sandra you can't be here. Now I have to report you to the Queens.
Sandra: ok, ok I'll leave *turns to leave, but turns back around* Doug
aren't you coming?
Doug: *looks at her weirdly* who me? No. I'm going to stay here with my
girlfriend an...
Sandra: *cuts him off* WHAT! Girlfriend... her? *Points to Kasi* no, no, no!
She... you don't EVEN KNOW HER!!!
Kasi: *jumps in* excuse me. Matter-of-fact he does know me and very well.
I've been his girlfriend since... lets see today is March 1, 2005 then this
is our 2-year 4th month anniversary. And if you want to know when Doug
asked me out its Nov. 1st, 2002.
Doug: Sandra your still someone I like as a friend, but I told you that I
couldn't be your boyfriend/ husband.
Kasi: husband? :-\
Doug: I'll fill you in later ok?
Megan: Sounds like a scandal to me.
A monster starts to attack the airport as Doug was trying to explain
to Sandra why he could never be her boyfriend. Leonard, Star, Ann, Chibi,
Kyle, Lore, Leigh, Dawn, Pale, Shane, Shawn, Kitty, Cory, Terry, Ted,
Annie, Allen, Virginia, Venn, Ash, Cerci, Chris, and Chad dashed behind the
desk.
Sandra: 'great just great... first this brat then a monster what else'
Kasi: 'a whole lot Sandra... a whole lot' *whispers to herself* I wish just
once the Evil Prince Satin (Jeff) wouldn't attack when I'm on Va.K.
Sandra looks at Kasi like she's crazy or something but forgets it and
runs to the nearest bathroom. On the other hand Kasi stayed with Doug ready
to defend him at all costs from her brother.
Doug: what was that?
Leonard: *runs to over to Kasi and puts his hand over her mouth* Kasi don't
give yourself away so they can find you.
Kasi: *steps on his foot*
Leonard: *garbs his foot* ouwwww!
Kasi: Leonard go back to the others now!
Doug: Kasi?
Kasi: I'll fill you in later!
Megan: *walks in dragging a tied up and gagged Viggo Mortenson and sees
monster* Holy crap!!!
Monster: O.o
Megan: Where's your sword!?
Viggo: O.o You really want to know?
Megan: *blank look*
Viggo: I didn't know you felt that way.
Megan: I meant the literal one! *whacks Viggo upside the head*
Viggo: I didn't get a chance to grab it considering I was ambushed!
Monster: o.O
Megan: Forget it! *drags Viggo in room with Orli*
Monster: *shrugs off Megan's weirdness and attacks Kasi*
Kasi: *jumps out of the way and brings Doug with her*
Megan: *sticks head out* Hey! *to monster* I'll pay you if you kill him.
*points to Doug*
Monster: Okay!
Kasi: MEGAN!!
Megan: *big happy smile* wasn't me!
Leonard: *whispers* guys transform now! LEO KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Chibi: *holds up her transforming pen, which is yellow with a sun on the
top* DARK LEO BATTLE POWER!
Allen: ARIES KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Annie: *holds up her pen, which is a light red with a dark pick leaf on the
top* DARK ARIES BATTLE POWER!
Pale: GEMINI KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Dawn: *holds up her pen, which is green with a greenish-blue planet with a
ring around it* DARK GEMINI BATTLE POWER!
Ted: TAURUS KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!!
Terry: *holds her special pen, which looks like a time key from Sailor
Pluto's belt* DARK TAURUS BATTLE POWER!
Cory: CANCER KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Kitty: *holds her pen in the air, which is earthly, colored with a red
energy ball on top of it* DARK CANCER BATTLE POWER!
Venn: VIRGO KNIGHT SCOUT POWER
Virginia: *puts her hand in the air and dark orange spiracle nail polish
formed on her nails* DARK VIRGO BATTLE POWER!
Leigh: LIBRA KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Lora: *holds her pen up, which is a star with the sign of Libra in the
canter of the star* DARK LIBRA PLANATIER POWER!
Ash: AQUARIUS KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Ann: *throws her pen up* DARK AQUARIUS PANATIER POWER!
Shone: SCORPIO KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Shane: *throws her pen, which is a dark sea-green heart with a ring going
around it* DARK SCORPIO PLANATIER POWER!
Chad: SAGITTARIUS KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!!
Star: *throws her pen up* DARK SAGITTARIUS PANATIER POWER!
Chris: CARICORN KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Cerci: *puts her hand in the air and purpleish-gary spiracle nail polish
form on her nails* DARK CARICORN PLANATIER POWER!
Ash: AQUARIUS KNIGHT SCOUT POWER!
Ann: *throws her pen up* DARK AQUARIUS PANATIER POWER!
Everyone excepted Kyle and Kasi: (girls) SCOUTS (guys) KNIGHT (everyone)
POWER!!
Kyle: PISCES PIRNCE KNIGHT POWER!! *holds a light sea-bleu blend sword in
the air*
Meanwhile...
Sandra: *opens her communicator and pushes some colorful buttons* C-Zodiac!
I need u here now a monster from the enemy has attacked and Doug is in
trouble.
Sam: we'll be here a.s.a.p.!
Sandra: Doug hold on I'll be there to save u soon...*puts her hand in the air
and colorful spiracles formed on her nails* DRAGON STAR POWER!! *She
floated up in the air and her outfit melted away as colorful lights covered
her body*
Kasi: 'Jeff what are you trying to do'
Monster: you will die here! All the scouts in the Galaxy will all die here!
*She started to attack Doug and Kasi*
Kasi: no! *Pushes Doug out of the way and barely gets out of the way*
Sailor Leo: LEO SWORD FIRE! *A whip of fire flue right at the monster and
hits her, but she only got strong*
Monster: thanks for the power boast *turns to the door to where Megan,
Orli, and Viggo was in and blasts the door away*
Kasi: *runs over to Doug*
Doug: *whispers* Kasi get out of here now.
Kasi: no I will not
Doug: Kasi I mean it. Its not safe here now go!
Kasi: *glares at him and senses the monster was near* I don't think monster
*a sword-sheath appears around her waist. Then she turns around just as the
monster is charging at them*
Monster: *see that she has a reserved bladed sword* 'she won't be able to
get that sword out in time. I'll cut her in haft before the tip of her
sword is out'
Kasi: *whispers* ganna bet
Doug: *looks at his girlfriend* 'Kasi get out of here while you still can...
wait shes using Kinshin's reserve blade sword technique thingy and his
sword! Where'd she get that?' *turns to Kasi* Where'd you get Kenshin's
sword?
Kasi: *smiles* Somewhere...
Megan: *walks back in, as always, ignoring monster, walking with Kenshin,
who, strangely enough, isn't tied up and is missing his 'literal' sword*
Keep in mind Kasi, that's on loan!
Kasi: Thanks Megan! But I probably wouldn't need it! *Throw's back
Kinshin's 'literal' sword*
Megan: No problem. *Caches it and sits down against wall to watch* Kenshin?
Would you go get everyone else?
Kenshin: Sure. *opens door to Megan's room and lets out Orli, Viggo, and
Draco*
Draco: *sits down on Megan's left side* Are we gonna watch?
Megan: n.n you bet!
Thirty Second later...
Orli: Viggo?
Viggo: Hmm? *eating popcorn and watching fight*
Orli: Where's Megan?
Viggo: *looks around* I don't know.
Kenshin: She's over in the corner. *points to corner*
Orli: *looks over* I feel insulted. *starts pouting*
Viggo: *also saw* So do I. *holds Orli as he pouts* Megan: *happens to be
over in the shadowy corner snogging Draco*
Monster: *charges at Kasi* DIE HUMAN!!
Someone through Kasi: *draws her sword and cuts the monster in haft* That's
what you get for not thinking!
Doug: Kasi...
Kasi: Yes, Doug? *Blinks*
Megan: *looks up* Yes, Idiot?
Doug: the monster's not dead.
Kasi: oh I know that Doug the...*sense that someone is coming from an other
dimension and gasps*
Doug: what is it?
Monster: *groans with pain* You'll Pay for that human.
Beryl: *pops in from a portal* Freeza what's taking you so long!
Megan: Kasi's getting in the way. Duh! *makes faces at Beryl*
Freeza: My Queen *bows before her*
Kasi: *glares at the woman that just pop in from god who's where* 'oh just
great my evil sister is here... this is not going to be fun'
Doug: Who are you?!
Beryl: I'm the Queen of the Negaverse, Queen Beryl!
And you two Humans are in my way especially the girl.
Seaton: Sister what's taking that monster of yours so long?
Beryl: well brother there's a little insect in her way.
Kasi: Well excuse me.
Megan: You're excused.
Doug: well what do you want from us, I mean we are just humans.
Kasi: Doug! Don't you see that they want to destroy the world!
Megan: Yeah! Idiot! *walks off again leaving Draco to insult Doug while
she's gone*
Doug: wait a minuet that's my job!
Draco: No! That's Megan's job, idiot!
Leo: you really hate this world don't you... *sees that Freeza is getting
ready for an attack* Kasi get out of here and tran... *sees that Doug's still
there*
Kasi: Sailor Leo stop giving orders but...
Leo: NO! Buts!
Kasi: LEO! ... *Looks at him* Fine... Doug come on... *grabs Doug's hand and
starts walking off*
Draco: *grabs Doug and ties him to a wooden post, complete with ceremonial
fire and everything*
Doug: Let me go! Kasi why should I? *tries to get out of being sacrificed*
Kasi: *looks at him* Doug I wish I could tell you but right here and now is
not the right time to! And if we stay here I can't protect you from Qu... I
mean Beryl and Saten...
Doug: *cuts her off* Kasi you know I'm Saten.
Draco: No. You're a sacrifice.
Kasi: *gives him a death glare* Doug you're not Saten someone else is so
sorry! And if you don't want to be... well no if I say that then you'll just
say then I'm staying...
Doug: *looks at her* Kasi remember you've put me through hell before and I
don't care if I die or not.
Draco: Really? That's handy.
Kasi: *laughs* oh yeah and I still have the picture *pulls it out of her
purse and shows it to him*
Doug: Kasi come on give the picture *manages to get his hands free and
tries to grab it from her*
Kasi: *throws a bat at him* no, no, no.
Leo: will you two just get out of here or do I have to teleprompt you out
here!
Draco and various other hostages: What about us?
Leo: *looks at them* you people aren't really part of this story.
Doug: ok we'll go *whispers to Kasi* do you know him?
Kasi: *whispers back* yes... *grabs Doug's arm and drags him as far away from
the monster*
Sailor Dragon: *sees Kasi dragging Doug* There you are Doug *to Kasi* I'll
take him for you
Kasi: *scenes that she's someone she knows* have we met before and if not
who are?
Dragon: no and I'm Sailor Dragon leader of the Chinese Zodiac Scouts.
Kasi: 'she could be mine and Serena's cuz... so she's a scout, huh?'
Draco: When's Megan gonna get back 'cause this is boring.
Megan: Right now. *comes in with Remus on one arm and Sirius on the other*
James: *Walking obediently behind*
Raechal: *Comes in and immediately goes off to snog with Draco in a shadowy
corner* Warning! Megan has taken leave of her senses and is now insane.
Keep that in mind.
Megan: *sits down and feeds Grim that was at one point Sirius some candy*
Grims like candy. Feed them lots of it. That's not a flying motorcycle
outside your window. Go back to sleep. That's not a flying window outside
your motorcycle. Go back to sleep.