LOST IN THE WOODS!
By: Esprit & Tessa
On the ledge there stood a lone mountain lion. Its eyes blazed fire and its un-brushed teeth shone in the sunlight. It sniffed the air trying to catch the scent of its next victim (and soon to be dinner). Nearby, a tiny mouse chewed on a seed. The mountain lion, forgetting all his dignity, closed in to pounce on the unsuspecting rodent. The mouse abruptly stopped chewing and began to run in hopes of saving it's furry little "BEEP". The mountain lion darted in front of the field mouse and grinned in a toothy mountain lion fashion. It quickly devoured the mouse, but its hunger was still not sated. It needed a larger prey, but where would he find it?
Suddenly it spotted a spiky head of hair. The red, yellow and black spikes caught its attention. Dinner was served!! But what was this? It heard two voices but only one boy was anywhere to be seen. "No, leave me alone!!!" the boy screamed and yanked on his bangs. "Now you listen to us!" the lead bang rasped, "You will obey us, for if you don't you may find a certain array of spikes torn to ribbons!" Soon another voice could be heard. "Great Scott old bean, I didn't know your hair was alive. Bloody hell!!" And the lion spied a white-haired boy run screaming from the woods. "Noooo! Come back! Don't leave me with this evil hair!!!!!!!" the smaller of the two pleaded, very distressed. "Shut up! We don't need him! Together we can rule the world and destroy all the scissors!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" yelled the evil bangs. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" cried the white-haired boy as he spotted the mountain lion. "Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!!!!!!" he squeaked, grabbing the shorter of the two by the collar, and ran back into the woods.
Suddenly the short boy got an idea. "Hey, I know, lets hide under our hair and maybe the lion will mistake us for two very oddly coloured porcupines". " Alright, it's worth a try..." replied the white haired boy. Well, their plan worked, but instead of mistaking the two boy's hair for porcupines, the lion assumed that they were two demented bushes. And it just so happened that the lion had to do his business at that time. He walked up to them, and was just about to raise his leg when the nearest bush said, "Hey! Stop that! I don't need a shower, and especially not from you!" And one of the long yellow bangs reached up and bit the cougar in the "lower back". The cougar yipped and ran off and the two boy's jumped up. "Great Scott, that possessed thing on your head just saved us!!" Cried the albino boy, quite taken aback. "No," whispered the short boy. "Not for us, all to help its own plans for WORLD DOMINATION!! " "Ummmmm..." Bakura said, and sweat-dropped.
They continued walking, only stopping once, when Yugi's hair bit Bakura in the nose and he had to wash it out in a creek, only to be latched onto by hungry leeches. "So, since we got lost in this forest, maybe we should set up camp," Bakura said rationally, still trying to yank the leech off his nose that had attached itself to him over three hours ago. "Yeah, I guess." Yugi said glumly. As they set up camp, Yugi's hair attached to a tent flap, so Yugi had to sleep outside as " Punishment for disobedience and not gelling me the other day. You looked like cousin 'It' after taking a ride in a cotton candy machine!" That night, of course, it rained.
The next morning, when the birds just began to twitter, and the sun peeked shyly over the mountain range nearby, a loud noise, followed by cursing was heard. "Damn it! I an spending a fortune on batteries alone!" And an annoyed looking teenage boy with platinum blonde hair stepped out of the trees. He approached Yugi's tent. "Maybe who ever is in that tent has some batteries for my millennium rod, for I'll NEVER be able to take over the world if my Item won't work! He started to walk out of the trees when he spotted what looked like a spiky yellow "snake" attached to a short and rather wet boy chewing on the tent flap. "On second thought maybe I will wait here" he thought to himself as he stepped back into the trees. "Apparently if I want to get batteries, I'll have to deal with that little midget and his wimpy albino friend." It was at that moment that Malik realized he didn't have a clue as to where he was. ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()***********************()()()()()()()()( )()()()()()()()()()
Tessa: So, what did you think? Esprit and I wrote this fic on a sugar high.
Esprit: ^-^; Please R&R! The next chapter will have even more fun and insanity!
By: Esprit & Tessa
On the ledge there stood a lone mountain lion. Its eyes blazed fire and its un-brushed teeth shone in the sunlight. It sniffed the air trying to catch the scent of its next victim (and soon to be dinner). Nearby, a tiny mouse chewed on a seed. The mountain lion, forgetting all his dignity, closed in to pounce on the unsuspecting rodent. The mouse abruptly stopped chewing and began to run in hopes of saving it's furry little "BEEP". The mountain lion darted in front of the field mouse and grinned in a toothy mountain lion fashion. It quickly devoured the mouse, but its hunger was still not sated. It needed a larger prey, but where would he find it?
Suddenly it spotted a spiky head of hair. The red, yellow and black spikes caught its attention. Dinner was served!! But what was this? It heard two voices but only one boy was anywhere to be seen. "No, leave me alone!!!" the boy screamed and yanked on his bangs. "Now you listen to us!" the lead bang rasped, "You will obey us, for if you don't you may find a certain array of spikes torn to ribbons!" Soon another voice could be heard. "Great Scott old bean, I didn't know your hair was alive. Bloody hell!!" And the lion spied a white-haired boy run screaming from the woods. "Noooo! Come back! Don't leave me with this evil hair!!!!!!!" the smaller of the two pleaded, very distressed. "Shut up! We don't need him! Together we can rule the world and destroy all the scissors!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" yelled the evil bangs. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" cried the white-haired boy as he spotted the mountain lion. "Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!!!!!!" he squeaked, grabbing the shorter of the two by the collar, and ran back into the woods.
Suddenly the short boy got an idea. "Hey, I know, lets hide under our hair and maybe the lion will mistake us for two very oddly coloured porcupines". " Alright, it's worth a try..." replied the white haired boy. Well, their plan worked, but instead of mistaking the two boy's hair for porcupines, the lion assumed that they were two demented bushes. And it just so happened that the lion had to do his business at that time. He walked up to them, and was just about to raise his leg when the nearest bush said, "Hey! Stop that! I don't need a shower, and especially not from you!" And one of the long yellow bangs reached up and bit the cougar in the "lower back". The cougar yipped and ran off and the two boy's jumped up. "Great Scott, that possessed thing on your head just saved us!!" Cried the albino boy, quite taken aback. "No," whispered the short boy. "Not for us, all to help its own plans for WORLD DOMINATION!! " "Ummmmm..." Bakura said, and sweat-dropped.
They continued walking, only stopping once, when Yugi's hair bit Bakura in the nose and he had to wash it out in a creek, only to be latched onto by hungry leeches. "So, since we got lost in this forest, maybe we should set up camp," Bakura said rationally, still trying to yank the leech off his nose that had attached itself to him over three hours ago. "Yeah, I guess." Yugi said glumly. As they set up camp, Yugi's hair attached to a tent flap, so Yugi had to sleep outside as " Punishment for disobedience and not gelling me the other day. You looked like cousin 'It' after taking a ride in a cotton candy machine!" That night, of course, it rained.
The next morning, when the birds just began to twitter, and the sun peeked shyly over the mountain range nearby, a loud noise, followed by cursing was heard. "Damn it! I an spending a fortune on batteries alone!" And an annoyed looking teenage boy with platinum blonde hair stepped out of the trees. He approached Yugi's tent. "Maybe who ever is in that tent has some batteries for my millennium rod, for I'll NEVER be able to take over the world if my Item won't work! He started to walk out of the trees when he spotted what looked like a spiky yellow "snake" attached to a short and rather wet boy chewing on the tent flap. "On second thought maybe I will wait here" he thought to himself as he stepped back into the trees. "Apparently if I want to get batteries, I'll have to deal with that little midget and his wimpy albino friend." It was at that moment that Malik realized he didn't have a clue as to where he was. ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()***********************()()()()()()()()( )()()()()()()()()()
Tessa: So, what did you think? Esprit and I wrote this fic on a sugar high.
Esprit: ^-^; Please R&R! The next chapter will have even more fun and insanity!