The Hearing Impairment
The next morning Bakura awoke inside the tent. The tent had a rip on the top so it had leaked rainwater all over him. He was also starving. "*Sigh*, what I wouldn't give for some bacon, eggs, home fries, toast and coffee." He crawled outside the tent. The ground, ( and Yugi ) were soaking wet. Yugi's hair was no longer chewing on the tent and was snoring very loudly. He bent down. "Wake up" he said. Yugi sat up very fast. "Eggs and bacon please!" he announced. Bakura looked surprised. "You dropped the home fries the toast and the coffee?" Yugi looked shocked "did you just call me a hottie!!?" Bakura became worried. "Do you have a hearing problem, chap?"
"A piece of crap?!" Yugi exclaimed, greatly puzzled. "Do you have a cold old bean?" asked Bakura. "Eww, it's mouldy and green!?" Yugi screamed. Suddenly Yugi's hair awoke and growled "Whooo's mouldy and green?" Now Bakura had never talked to hair before so he began to panic. "Er, um, you talk to it Yugi, it's YOUR hair," exclaimed the British lad. (Now, Yugi has developed a cold from sleeping outside in the rain, so his ears are plugged up. Remember that.) Bakura muttered to himself, "He seems to be ill. I KNEW something was wrong!" "Ack!!!!!! You're wearing a thong!!!?????????!!!!!!!" a traumatized Yugi yelled from somewhere nearby. Thinking the short boy had found out his secret, Malik jumped out of the trees and forgetting his rod was out of batteries pointed it at the two boys. "I demand to know what you're doing here" he shouted.
"What, you've got an ice- cold beer? But... but you're under legal drinking age!" Malik gave Yugi a look. He then turned to Bakura and whispered, "Is he high?" Bakura shrugged. "MMMMMmmmmmm, a piece of pie," Yugi happily interrupted. Bakura became frantic. "You must excuse my friend, he has a hearing problem, you see!!!" "A bee?! Where?!" Yugi shrieked, running in circles.
Malik was getting annoyed. "He is afraid of a little bee, but around me he shows no fear" he reasoned. "Again with the beer?" Yugi moaned. "You need to get yourself a girlfriend". Malik didn't care for that comment. "I will destroy you all with my Egyptian god card the winged dragon of Ra" he exclaimed. Yugi looked liked he had just seen Yami Malik in a speedo, "Whaaaaatttt!!!! You're wearing a bra!!??" "Yes," Malik said sarcastically, "And my Yami and Yami Bakura just signed a peace treaty." Bakura had had enough. He began to slam his face on the nearest object available, which, obviously, was a tree. "I want to go home!!!" he wailed. "Stop doing that, you could get a brain injury," Malik said in complete monotone. "Ya suck it up you stupid British pansy!" Yugi's hair growled. "But first we are going to take you to a barber's shop you possessed bird nest!!" Bakura screamed. Yugi's hair immediately took offence to that comment and began to peck at Bakuras face. A giant sweat drop formed on Malik's forehead.
"Am I the only SANE person here??" he wondered. "Awwww, isn't that sweet. My hair is kissing Bakura," Yugi smiled. "And now they're playing tag. Looks like my hair is it. But why does Bakura have red hot sauce all over his face?"
The "game of tag" between Bakura and the evil hair soon became more, erm, "competitive", and Yugi's evil bangs bit Bakura in the "lower back". "YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!" Bakura yelped, and flew up ten feet in the air, conking his skull on a tree branch, and squishing Yugi when he landed. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Yugi squeaked pitifully, trying to free himself from the now unconscious albino. A bright light surrounded him and Yami took over his midget friend. "What in Ra's name is going on here?" he exclaimed. Something was suddenly different with Malik too. His hair was even weirder than before, and his face was... stretching!!???
"Yami Malik!" the former pharaoh grimaced. "Yes and now I will take over your mind! Bwahahahahaha!!" the even more demented version of Malik cried. He jumped up and aimed his millennium rod at Yami.
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Esprit: Hey peoples! Chapter 2 is up!
Tessa: Yup! ^o^ WEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^-^ XDDDDDDD
Esprit: 0.0; She gets like that on a sugar high...
Tessa: MMMMMMMMMMMM... sugaaaaarrr...
The next morning Bakura awoke inside the tent. The tent had a rip on the top so it had leaked rainwater all over him. He was also starving. "*Sigh*, what I wouldn't give for some bacon, eggs, home fries, toast and coffee." He crawled outside the tent. The ground, ( and Yugi ) were soaking wet. Yugi's hair was no longer chewing on the tent and was snoring very loudly. He bent down. "Wake up" he said. Yugi sat up very fast. "Eggs and bacon please!" he announced. Bakura looked surprised. "You dropped the home fries the toast and the coffee?" Yugi looked shocked "did you just call me a hottie!!?" Bakura became worried. "Do you have a hearing problem, chap?"
"A piece of crap?!" Yugi exclaimed, greatly puzzled. "Do you have a cold old bean?" asked Bakura. "Eww, it's mouldy and green!?" Yugi screamed. Suddenly Yugi's hair awoke and growled "Whooo's mouldy and green?" Now Bakura had never talked to hair before so he began to panic. "Er, um, you talk to it Yugi, it's YOUR hair," exclaimed the British lad. (Now, Yugi has developed a cold from sleeping outside in the rain, so his ears are plugged up. Remember that.) Bakura muttered to himself, "He seems to be ill. I KNEW something was wrong!" "Ack!!!!!! You're wearing a thong!!!?????????!!!!!!!" a traumatized Yugi yelled from somewhere nearby. Thinking the short boy had found out his secret, Malik jumped out of the trees and forgetting his rod was out of batteries pointed it at the two boys. "I demand to know what you're doing here" he shouted.
"What, you've got an ice- cold beer? But... but you're under legal drinking age!" Malik gave Yugi a look. He then turned to Bakura and whispered, "Is he high?" Bakura shrugged. "MMMMMmmmmmm, a piece of pie," Yugi happily interrupted. Bakura became frantic. "You must excuse my friend, he has a hearing problem, you see!!!" "A bee?! Where?!" Yugi shrieked, running in circles.
Malik was getting annoyed. "He is afraid of a little bee, but around me he shows no fear" he reasoned. "Again with the beer?" Yugi moaned. "You need to get yourself a girlfriend". Malik didn't care for that comment. "I will destroy you all with my Egyptian god card the winged dragon of Ra" he exclaimed. Yugi looked liked he had just seen Yami Malik in a speedo, "Whaaaaatttt!!!! You're wearing a bra!!??" "Yes," Malik said sarcastically, "And my Yami and Yami Bakura just signed a peace treaty." Bakura had had enough. He began to slam his face on the nearest object available, which, obviously, was a tree. "I want to go home!!!" he wailed. "Stop doing that, you could get a brain injury," Malik said in complete monotone. "Ya suck it up you stupid British pansy!" Yugi's hair growled. "But first we are going to take you to a barber's shop you possessed bird nest!!" Bakura screamed. Yugi's hair immediately took offence to that comment and began to peck at Bakuras face. A giant sweat drop formed on Malik's forehead.
"Am I the only SANE person here??" he wondered. "Awwww, isn't that sweet. My hair is kissing Bakura," Yugi smiled. "And now they're playing tag. Looks like my hair is it. But why does Bakura have red hot sauce all over his face?"
The "game of tag" between Bakura and the evil hair soon became more, erm, "competitive", and Yugi's evil bangs bit Bakura in the "lower back". "YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!" Bakura yelped, and flew up ten feet in the air, conking his skull on a tree branch, and squishing Yugi when he landed. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Yugi squeaked pitifully, trying to free himself from the now unconscious albino. A bright light surrounded him and Yami took over his midget friend. "What in Ra's name is going on here?" he exclaimed. Something was suddenly different with Malik too. His hair was even weirder than before, and his face was... stretching!!???
"Yami Malik!" the former pharaoh grimaced. "Yes and now I will take over your mind! Bwahahahahaha!!" the even more demented version of Malik cried. He jumped up and aimed his millennium rod at Yami.
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Esprit: Hey peoples! Chapter 2 is up!
Tessa: Yup! ^o^ WEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^-^ XDDDDDDD
Esprit: 0.0; She gets like that on a sugar high...
Tessa: MMMMMMMMMMMM... sugaaaaarrr...