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Chapter Four: Ladies and Gentlemen, THE CLINGING CHARM!!

After Professor Snape dismissed the class the Griffindors and Slytherins made their way to Charms. Katie and Fran purposely stayed back so that they could catch up on some well needed gossip.

"Potions sucks ass" Fran declared angrily, her face scrunching up into a babyish pout. Katie laughed much to Fran's displease,

"Honestly it's not that bad", Katie stated but Fran simply disagreed,

"Well you're a SLYTHERIN! Of course you're gonna find it peachy keen, honkey dory! Snape turns a blind eye to his 'oh so' wondrous house!"

Katie raised a perfectly arched eyebrow while Fran shrugged adding,

"I'm angry, so sue me".

The two dawdled the rest of the way to Charms, having a nice chitchat about Fran's 7th Year Ravenclaw admirer and Katie's latest plan to scare the first year's daylights out which involved chewing gum, a knife and twenty bottles of Tabasco. When they had entered the classroom Professor Flitwick still hadn't arrived. Katie and Fran hugged each other goodbye as they walked over to their respected groups, Franni sliding in an empty seat next to Hermione and Katie reluctantly sitting between Crabbe and Goyle. She glared at Pansy who had stolen her seat next to Draco. Draco looked at Katie and shrugged before Pansy blocked his view and Draco was forced to pay attention (A.N: Poor Draco, if I was him I would've turned Pansy into a toad!)

Shortly after Professor Flitwick strolled into the class, Fran suddenly having to hide the grin creeping upon her face. Katie made a face (which quite resembled a mutilated fish), which made Fran suddenly break into laughter.

"Good morning class, I'm Professor Flitwick, for you two new ones. Class, this is Francine Caulston and Katie Connor. Please make them feel welcome, they are from Oxford College of Witchcraft and Wizardry so you should all ask about what advanced charms they might have to teach us," Professor Flitwick's high twittering voice managing somehow to keep the class quiet through this speech, Hermione being the only one to look excited at the thought of advanced charms. "And now class I must dash off for a moment, Peeves has let a horde of angry pixies into the castle and I'm the best one to deal with them. Please be good in my absence."

Shortly after Professor Flitwick exited the classroom, the room was filled with loud gossip and the sound of a particular Griffindor jumping up and down.

"Oh oh! Advanced Charms, Fran you must tell me everything you know!" Hermione exclaimed excitedly tugging on Fran's robes.

Draco gave a sly smirk,

"With the way Granger is acting, you think she was getting some sort of sexual gratification from the idea".

Fran, trying to contain her laughter, cast 'the look' in Katie's direction. Katie nodded rather cheekily and replied,

"I'll take it from here Fran since charms if MY field of expertise. Well Herm, there is ONE charm that I think is essential to learn . . .THE CLINGING CHARM".

"Oh god, not that freakin charm again," Fran groaned loudly. Katie glared at her,

"And what's wrong with the Clinging Charm eh?"

"It was cool the first three times," Fran sighed annoyingly, "but after the hundredth time of showing it one gets very bored very easily. I'm starting to think that charm is the only thing you ever learnt from Oxford".

"Well I thought it *was* the most important charm I'll ever learn" *mutters quietly* "and I did learn other stuff… just it isn't as fun".

"And pray tell, what makes it so important?" Draco called out causing Katie to smile at him superiorly,

"Watch and learn Malfoy". Katie waved her wand around her as she chanted,

"Adhaeresco!"

The entire population of the room just looked on, jaws hanging wide open, as Katie's cloak and clothes suddenly clung to her body like second skin, revealing her *ahem* rather curvaceous figure. The tightness of the clothes also exaggerated the size of her *ahem* chest area. Fran's face cracked into a small smile as she watched on, particularly at Harry Potter's bug eyed expression, a small drop of drool streaming down his chin.

"Now not only does this work on clothes as shown," Katie indicating to her clothes which made the boys ogle even more, "but it can also affect humans dramatically. Now I need two volunteers-"

The excessive screaming and hooting from two boys from opposite sides cut Katie off Katie smiled seeing who her 'guinea pigs' were going to be,

"It's settled then Draco, Harry please come down". The two hormonally charged boys dashed down stoping abruptly next to Katie. Katie tried to keep a straight face as she continued to talk,

"Now I need you two to stay completely still. The slightest move can ruin the whole charm, now one . . .two . . .three. ."

"Adhaeresco!" Katie waved her wand around Draco and Harry, waiting for the results to happen. For a few seconds it seemed that the spell had gone wrong, then . . .

"OH POTTER! Where have you been all my life?" Draco spun to Harry and embraced him rather lovingly. To everyone's surprise and horror Harry responded in the same manner,

"My darling Draco, I've been hiding something from you, I love you!"

Draco's eyes went wide as he gasped happily,

"Oh my goodness, I thought you would never say that! I love you also! Let us make a pact my precious, that our love with survive the sands of time. That we will be soul mates, kindred spirits and lovers for the rest of our days!"

"Oh Draco I wouldn't have it any other way!" The two boys embraced yet again, the whole class was in complete shock. Only Katie and Fran's laughter filled the room.

"Can't-breath-HAHAHA! THEY'RE IN LOVE! AND IT'S SO FRICKIN HILARIOUS! I HAVE A WHOLE NEW RESPECT FOR THE CLINGING CHARM!!" Fran doubled up, her eyes on the brink of tears. Katie was in a similar state except she was rolling along the floor trying to stop herself having a stitch. Meanwhile,

"Harry, I've never realized that your eyes, oh your eyes! They twinkle in the light like two emeralds against the blackness of the night".

"But Draco my sweet, your lips are so red and rosy! Oh how I've dreamed of those lips!"

Just then a third voice came into the conversation,

"Mr Potter, Mr Malfoy! What in the heavens are you doing?"

Katie looked up and gasped, Flitwick was standing at the door looking rather confused at the sight of Harry and Draco hugging and calling each other embarrassing pet names. Katie took out her wand and chanted the counter spell; "Fendere," and a few seconds later Draco and Harry stopped, looked at each other and screamed,

"YAAAARRRGGGHHH!!"

"^Potter, what in the bloody hell do you think you're doing^?"

"^Me? You had your hand on my ARSE!^"

The two boys quickly ran away from each other, trying to hide themselves from the rest of the class. Harry was in the foetal position rocking back and forth while Draco murmured as he wiped his hands furiously,

"So dirty, so very very dirty!"

"My Miss Connor, that was a very *ahem* interesting display of the Clinging Charm. Now class I want everyone to do a report on how the Clinging Charm works and it's side effects. No less than two scrolls and it shall be due next lesson, class can now be dismissed".

The class felt in a hurry most likely to tell everyone the actions between Harry and Draco, supposed worst enemies. Hermione cast a look at Fran and Katie,

"How is that advanced?"

Fran smirked winking at Harry,

"It takes an advanced girl to actually get two guys to demonstrate it!"

Much to the male populace of Hogwarts' delight, Katie kept the clinging charm going on her robes for the rest of the day. {A/N whaat? Girls have gotta have fun!!}

TBC

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