Disclaimer: In a perfect universe where chocolate grew on trees and it rained doughnuts, where I was married to Draco and Kat was married to Orlando then yes, we would own everything . . .but alas we do not live in that universe so we don't own anything expect this random plot and our characters.
Authors Note: This was written on a Thursday where Kat had exams and Franni had them the next week... we were kinda desperate for some breathing space... oh and we love weekends... *enough random babbling* STORY TIME!! *Kat sits on the floor and watches Franni type in fascination* OOOOHHH
*Kat adds in a new little doobywhatsis* +blah+ denotes thought
Chapter Five: We're going on Boy hunt!
"Whadda ya see?" Kat whispered curiously to Fran, who seemed very in touch with her cup of tealeaves. They were in the middle of Divination, which happened to be Fran's best subject. As everyone glanced down Fran replied,
"Hmm, Kat you've got an arrow . . .if I can remember I believe that means love is coming your way-"Fran started, but Kat interrupted squealing,
"YAH! I'M GONNA GET ME A MAN!"
"As I was saying", Fran continued, "I also see a sun. That symbolizes good fortune and prosperity and finally . . .a crow, an omen is in your mists, nothing to drastic though".
Katie sighed,
"You just had to ruin a nice cup with the crow huh?"
"That's what the cup says!"
"Franni, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard".
"Your just jealous that you're not a true Seer" Fran haughtily retorted. Katie laughed,
"So "Miss Seer" is it my turn now?" Franni nodded and pushed the other teacup set to Katie. Katie peered into the teacup, then preceded to twist it one way then the other. After then squinting into it for five minutes she looked up and exclaimed,
"Ahh my dear... you are going to fall in love, WITH A PINK FUZZY ELEPHANT!" her terrible phony Russian accent making the words seem incoherent.
"Katie," Fran giggled loudly, "you weren't supposed to mention Mr. Pantywuffles! Sides you're in love with Big Ted!"
"Don't bring my teddy into this!" she shouted, her voice melodramatic. Seamus who had been watching this unusual spectacle unfold yelled across the room to Katie,
"Isn't that from a muggle TV show?"
"PLAY SCHOOL COPIED IT OFF ME!" Katie proclaimed loudly, her voice seething with anger, though the look in her eyes gave her away. She muttered "I called muh teddie that before I ever saw Play school… so nobody copied anybody!" Professor Trelawney meanwhile did not look amused.
"Please Miss Connor, you are disturbing the psychic energies," She said as she fiddled with the numerous amount of bangles on her wrists. Ignoring Trelawney's comment Katie skipped over and looking in Harry's teacup predicted again in the terrible Russian accent,
"Oh Harry, I see omens in your future. Your death will be caused by a deadly disease spread by kissing… DRACO!" The whole class broke into laughter at Katie's comment. Finally the laughter got too much for Professor Trelawney and in an attempt to silence the class she screamed,
"Miss Connor!"
The class went silent as she continued,
"Because of your behaviour the energies are disturbed too much for any more predicting, class dismissed". Applause filled the room as the entire class exited quickly down the ladder. As Fran was about to leave Trelawney stopped her and smiled happily,
"I'm glad I can at least expect one true Seer in my class. Nice work today Miss Caulston".
Fran said goodbye and made her way down the ladder. When she reached the bottom Katie greeted her with the touching phrase,
"Teacher's Pet".
"Aw shut up Katie!" Fran pouted as the two girls laughed and skipped all the way to History of Magic.
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{A/N *Kat steals keyboard and forces Franni to sit cross legged and watch*}
*Katie grabs Fran and drags her to a seat in the back of the class*
Katie turns to Fran and says, "So who did you want the cup to predict you to end up with hey???" *giggles* "not that I can't guess…" *does the Russian accent again* "I foretell that he is blonde, grey eyed, part of something silver and green and forbidden because of it."
*Katie then proceeds to fall off her chair laughing at herself*
Katie whispers to Fran, "he's looking at you right now!" *Franni blushes* whispers back "he is?" "yes, now flirt!" "yes m'am"
*Katie doing a mild version of the clinging charm on Franni's robes* whispers "I decided that your clothes dropping off as ashes might be a little embarrassing, so I did the charm for you, and I did a mild version cos I thought you wouldn't want it to be so obvious as I like mine to be"
*Franni then dropping her pencil from the desk* and since Draco's desk was next to hers it was only natural that she ask Draco to pick it up for her. "Draco darling, would you?" *Draco's eyes as he brings the pencil up are glued to Franni*
Katie whispering loudly to Draco "Draco sweetie, if you don't take your eyes off Franni soon you will" *thunk was the noise that resounded through the room as Draco's head thumped the bottom of Franni's desk* "hurt yourself" Katie now finished her sentence. The groans and moans being emitted from Draco's mouth allowing Katie the infinite joy of whispering, again in a stage whisper "Too Late!"
*Franni then taking the pencil from Draco's hand* "Thank you… and are you ok?" *Franni not being able to help herself from giggling* *Franni running a hand through Draco's hair, making sure there isn't a bruise*
(Draco's thoughts) +must not be seduced by a Griffindor, must not be seduced by a Griffindor, must not....oh screw this!+
*Draco then taking Franni's hand into his and kissing it lightly* "It's all better now, Thank you Fran"
Before Franni's blush can develop as is inevitable Professor Binns' voice ringing out with "You two young ladies in the back… you've not been quiet all lesson, I'm afraid I'm going to have to separate you." *Franni and Katie cling exaggeratedly together and with a loud 'NOOOOOOO!' end up moving* *Franni next to Harry and Katie next to Draco* *Franni gives Katie death glare in jealousy, then giggles and forgives her*
*Katie plonking down next to Draco, mussing up his hair* and asking "Soo, got a thing for the Griffindor aye?"
*Draco shaking his head* "NO!" *but his blush and smirk belying his words*
Meanwhile over at Harry and Franni's desk.
"Sooo… do you like Katie?" Franni interrogated the poor boy
"What? As a friend?" Harry nervously replied.
"Ohhh, Katie is gonna be pissed that you asked that, she hates it when people misunderstand her intentions, they are clear and simple, Guys, love, fun, flirting and friends" *Franni giggles*
Professor Binns' voice rang out yet again "^LADIES PLEASE!^ It was enough that you distracted each other, but now you are distracting other people, right… if it comes to this; You… Miss ……" *points at Katie* "Connor" Franni supplied *Katie giving Fran the death glare* "move next to Mr ……" *points at Harry* "^POTTER^" the class yells *Katie gives Harry a predatory grin* "thank you class but only one person answering was necessary, and you, Miss ……" *points at Franni* "Caulston" Katie helpfully suggested *Franni returns death glare* "you sit next to Mr ……" *points at Draco* *Franni losing her pout and death glare to get a large grin* Draco piping out with "Yes, we get the idea, you want them to swap, it would have been much easier if you had just said so"
*Katie discreetly doing the clinging charm on her robes as she moved to sit next to Harry* she is still grinning at Harry and he is feeling a little nervous. *Franni walking over to Draco and feeling very happy about the discreet clinging charm on her own robes* "So Draco, what fun activity can you suggest for a few of us to do this weekend" Franni asked as soon as she sat down. *Professor Binns giving up and going back to his droning*
A Note passed from Katie to Franni:
F. Must catch up this weekend, I've missed my Snuffleufagus! We should go for a camping trip to the forbidden forest. You bring the marshmallows and lanterns, I'll 'borrow' Draco's tent, it's all cool inside and magically enhanced. Meet you at Hagrid's Hut at 10 tomorrow morning. K.
K. See you there Elmo! F.
TBC.
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