Disclaimer: We still don't own Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, Franni and Katie are still ours, as is the plot, though we will not admit to plans to kidnapping Draco and Legolas.

The Small Insert that should tide you over til Chapter 7: AAAAND SOME COMEDIC RELIEF!

Malfoys + Macarena= NON MIXYNESS (or so says Lucius)

Lucius Malfoy was making his yearly visit to Hogwarts (mainly to find out ways to get rid of Dumbledore). He had just finished his meeting with the mage and was disappointed to not find out any dirt on him. Lucius stormed down the corridor, his mind hatching evil plans to blackmail Albus as well as DESTROY ALL MUDBLOODS! He turned a corner to be greeted with the entrance of the Slytherin common room. Lucius leered smugly, he needed to 'check' up on Draco anyways, and find out if Draco had any insider information for him.

As Lucius walked in to the Slytherin common room, he was slightly traumatized to see Katie, Franni, Draco, Legolas (who by this time knew most modern things) Harry, Hermione, Ron and Blaise all doing the Macarena, his chin dropping to his chest he manages to sputter out

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"

Franni answered him innocently with "The Macarena of course, if you don't know it I can teach you of course, we, well Katie to be precise, already taught it to Legolas. We were doing the Nutbush but Katie didn't know it and suggested the Macarena"

"MALFOYS DO NOT DO THE MACARENA" Lucius barked, this comment directly pointed at Draco who immediately stopped dancing.

Katie now adding in her ten Knuts by answering "Oh, alright then" *she then waved her wand at the magical sound system and the music changed*

"KETCHUP SONG TIME!"

Lucius finding it prudent to garner his escape,

"SON, I WILL BE SEEING YOU AT CHRISTMAS!"

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Katie and Franni + Golf= NON MIXYNESS (and this one is actually proven)

Now Fran and Katie love golf, that's not the problem, and their enthusiasm is renown, BUT there are rules in wizard golf that just don't get abided by when Franni and Katie pick up a club and get ready to play. for example the rule about no Wingardium Leviosa? Broken by Katie at the sight of the first water hazard (Franni would have broken it too but since class time with Flitwick, with the revision of the charm. she thought it best to just let her ball sink in the water, that being the lesser of two evils)

Katie hits the ball, watching it soar through the air, watching its trajectory towards Franni and yells "DUCK!"

Franni being an experienced golfer looks around to see the obviously rare breed of duck "Where?? WHERE???" *thwack* the ball makes impact with its intended target, who whereupon falls down unconscious.

"Shit!" Katie runs over to Franni, then noticing where her ball is "OOOH! I GOT IT IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!" then remembering Franni again, waking her up.

"Duck. Duck. DUCK?" Fran yelled, very pissed off, "THERE WAS NO GODDAMNED DUCK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO YELL 'FORE!' Because seriously, 'Duck!' while golfing indicates that there is a duck, as in QUACK! 'FORE!' however, means that one should get down on hands and knees and WATCH OUT!"

Katie breaking in at this point in Franni's rant to say "I'm sorry, but I always forget the 'FORE!' thing, and Franni, what gets you on your hands and knees should stay between Draco and you alone! No more attacking with the TMI Monster!" {A/N TMI= Too Much Information for those who don't know}

Franni's face turned a remarkable shade of maroon, Harry opening his mouth to inform Franni of the rapidly growing lump on her head. Franni however, refused to let him even start,

"YES POTTER, I KNOW THAT I HAVE A BUMP ON MY HEAD, SHALL I PUT A CONDOM ON IT TO MAKE IT ALL THE MORE OBVIOUS???" Franni by this point is screaming while Harry is looking like a stuck pig. *Katie being given death glares by Fran*

{A/N: See what we mean??? Major non-mixyness. And now, Franni's obsession with ducks is explained!}

*A newly healed Franni (by Katie) is now forced to sit down by a scared Harry and hysterical Katie*

"It's just that when I was first learning golf I hit the ball, yelled Fore, and hit a duck with the ball, everybody got angry at me for hitting a poor innocent duck. and it wasn't as if I hadn't warned anybody in the area" *she breaks down into tears and Harry and Katie stare petrified at her*

{A/N and the completeness of the non mixynes is explained!}

AND THAT'S A WRAP!!!

A.N: *Kat shoved off keyboard, rubbing her poor sore fingers, Franni then sits at keyboard* See this was random. Most of these events have actually happen to us! The dancing-yep that happened. The duck getting hit by golf ball, yep that happened again (Sozzie duck!) And the whole thing about the condom on head-yeah that happened also. My friend was being shirty at me so I told her "while you're sleeping you wait, your gonna wake up with a condom attached to your head!" and that's how it all started! Oh btw, press the magic button and review, the more feedback, the faster the chapters will come. Oh and chapter 7 is gonna be fluffy again, but more comedy still to come!! Lol! ta ta!