Disclaimer: (Kat types) we own nothing, our hopes for enlightenment is all that can belong to one who is unworthy. in other words, we've been taking meditation classes, and we still haven't managed to steal Dray or Leggy. (Franni steals keyboard) Also there's this saying that I say about a resolve face or something, that saying is from Joss Wheedon and Mutant Enemy (Kat made me say that too!)
Chapter eight: LESBIANS!!!!!
Harry, Ron, Draco, Legolas and Hermione walked into the prefect common room only to see Franni in Katie's lap, facing her, straddling her while both kissing passionately and enthusiastically.
The walker-ins' jaws dropping, Harry then fainting. {Fran A/N: God he's going a Jean Grey on us *crickets in background* fine so no one knows my X- Men reference. I'll go over here now *hides in cardboard box*}
A thump caused by Harry's head making impact with the floor, causing Franni and Katie to slowly break away from each other, both with glazed eyes, swollen lips and dazed grins; a confuzzled "What??" in unison.
Legolas recovered first with a muttered "Wow! That was. hot. Would it be wrong if I were being turned on by this?" Harry who has half come around by now gave a kind of answer "wrong, wrong, oh so wrong, WRONG ME BABY WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!" {A/N all hail the god that is Mel Brooks} Hermy giving her opinion of Harry's answer by kicking him, Draco gaping and finally coming out with "YES IT WOULD BE WRONG! Since one of them is MY girlfriend!!!!"
Hermy thinking for a moment, then announcing "I need to go to the bathroom" *giving a SIGNIFICANT LOOK to Katie* Katie then announcing "We'll come too!" *dragging Franni after Herm into the bathroom* *Ron's eyes opening in amazement and realisation* "So that's why girls always go to the bathroom in groups"
The three remaining guys looking at each other, eyes all matching Ron's as realisation comes upon them, and they all drool in unison.
Hermy, Fran and Katie returning to the common room only to see the guys still drooling. *Herm elbowing Katie in a none too subtle instruction to begin* "Well, it was just a joke to freak you guys out, we're not lesbians, Oh and Ron, Hermy says that if you continue that strain of thought she'll kill and/or castrate you" *Ron's eyes immediately clearing and he stops drooling* *Legolas pouting as his fantasy is destroyed, Katie pouncing forwards and kissing the pout* "Remember lovely, lesbian means no boys!" *Legolas nods in understanding and cheers up*
Katie whispered into Franni's ear "I need more of the potion tonight. I'm running a little low" *Hermy's eyebrows rose as she overheard this*
Seating was then arranged, Franni in Dray's lap. Katie in Legolas' lap, Herm sitting next to Ron and snuggling up to him and Harry the odd one out {A.N: Poor Harry! *tear*} Upon Fran snuggling to Draco everyone, minus Katie and Leggie, gave then utterly confused, shocked and towards Draco, PISSED OFF looks. Draco growled at them wrapping his arms around Fran's waist protectively. Fran rolled her eyes at them,
"Before anyone says anything yes, Draco is my boyfriend, I'm his girlfriend and we are going out. See this face... this is Franni's resolve face... Franni is not going to budge on this one!" Harry, Ron and Hermione looked shocked, Fran had never exploded at them like that... or used the resolve face for that matter. Ron was about to object but the piercing glare from Fran imminently shut him up. Harry looked at Fran,
"But he's in Slytherin".
"Oh geez Potter you don't say?" Draco snapped back but upon seeing Fran's deadly pout, he silenced himself. Fran continued saying,
"Honestly I don't see the bloody problem with him being in Slytherin, Katie's Slytherin, and you guys don't seem to mind. Anyway it's just a house . . .not like he's my cousin or anything". The entire room went silent before a synchronized,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! INCEST!"
Soon everyone in the room got over this new piece of information and things became more peaceful around everyone.
Legolas talking to Franni about her affinity with unicorns, a conversation which Franni was trying her best to give non-committal answers in, and Katie talking to Hermy about advanced transfiguration, Draco watching Katie's and Legolas' hips moving against each others, a fact to which Katie and Leggy are unaware.
Legolas and Katie suddenly breaking off mid-word and turning to each other and locking their lips, their minds shutting off, Katie's blonde hair turning blonder, green eyes sparkling before shutting, pale skin turning translucent, A strange feeling growing in the room, Draco and Franni breaking off staring at the snogging couple to join the snogging without air competition themselves, Hermy and Ron doing the same, Harry pouting hugely since he didn't have a snogging partner and running out into the corridor and snogging everyone he came upon.
Franni extracting herself from an incredibly amorous Draco and from what was likely to turn into an embarrassing situation, running to Katie and pulling her away from Leggy, Katie looking dazed and positively wanton. Franni then slapping Katie, and as she does Katie wakes up, as does everyone else in the room, Hermy and Ron stopping trying to undress each other {A/N thankfully} and Harry stops kissing everyone who had come near him. Draco looking suspiciously at the couple who began the impromptu Face Sucking Session. Katie attempting to look innocent, an exceedingly difficult task since all the buttons on her robe have been ripped off, as have the first three buttons on the shirt underneath, but a look she pulls off rather well, considering.
Hermione then drags Fran by the ear out of the Common room and into an adjoining room, Fran whining the whole way. Katie drags Legolas to another adjoining room to continue kissing him stupid.
~Adjoining Room~
"UGH!"
"Oh!"
"AHHH!"
*Hands flying over body and lips breaking apart for moments only to breath*
{A/N WHOOPS! Wrong adjoining room, lets leave them to their privacy. or Katie & Legolas will castrate us. and if you don't have one, she'll find something to castrate}
~The OTHER Adjoining Room~
"Ouch! Quit it!" Fran yelped in pain. Hermione groaned, releasing Fran from her grasp. Turning to Fran she began her interrogation,
"What did you mean when you said "I'll make the potion tonight?"
Fran stuck her tongue out,
"It's not my place to say. Its Katie's secret. Bug her about it"
"Oh no", Hermione pressed on, "you're telling me right here, RIGHT NOW!" Fran lowered her head and mumbled something; Hermione only caught two words "Katie" and "part".
"Fran just spill it. I'll find out anyways," she reminded. Fran shook her head,
"Katie is part Veela".
"WHAT?" Hermione yelled. Fran winced,
"Not so loud! Yes she is part Veela," her voice was much softer, "I've known Katie since I was in kindergarten, and even back then men would pounce on her. Let me put it into perspective. The Beaubaxton's Triwizard champion was Fleur Delacour right? I know for a fact that her grandmother was the only Veela in her bloodline. Well imagine if your mothers, as well as her entire side of the family, are all Veelas. We would need crowbars to stop the boys humping Katie's leg". Hermione stood there shocked, trying to absorb all of this new information. Then something struck her,
"Hang on. If Katie's part Veela then why aren't all the guys like obsessing over her madly?"
"Well, that's when the whole potion thing started. It was our first year at Oxford, and Katie was having a hard time . . . I mean she couldn't go anywhere without a whole mob of guys running after her . . .
~Flashback Oxford School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Midnight First Year~
"Fran hurry up!" Katie whined to a very distracted Fran. Fran glared at her,
"I'm going as fast as I can! This Potion is like nothing I've seen before. Eye of Newt? Blood of a Wasp? Man, this Potion is for 7th Year students!!"
Katie whimpered,
"Please Franni! I'm tired of running from hormone-crazed guys! Damn my Veela genes!"
"Quit complaining, you're drop dead gorgeous and you can get any guy you want. I wouldn't be complaining" Fran reminded.
"Remember the Bathroom incident?"
"Oh yeah"
"The Locker Room Incident?"
"Katie you don't need to go there-"
"The time where they stole my underwe-"
"KATIE DON'T REMIND ME!" Fran moaned, having to stop herself from gagging, "just a few more ingredients. If Professor Von Hensen catches us by the way we're so dead. There goes in the Felspar sap . . .and there, finished!" Katie peered into the small black cauldron, and upon seeing the browny grey lumpy slop her lip curled,
"There is no way I am drinking that!"
"You have to if you want to disguise your Veela genes. But this will only work on Muggles and Wizards. Anything else such as I dunno, Fairies or Elves, they're be able to spot you from a mile away". Fran picked up a cup from next to her and scooped up the potion before handing it to Katie. Taking a deep breath, Katie slurped it down. Then,
"AHHHHHH! THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!!" Katie exclaimed. Fran unplugged her ears,
"Feel any different?" Katie sat there silent for a moment,
"Yeah I do actually. I feel . . . like I'm missing something. I don't feel as attractive as I did three minutes ago".
"YES IT WORKED!" Fran jumped up and began to do the happy dance, "Go Franni! It's your birthday! I am the Potion's Master! WATCH OUT. UMM. SOMEBODY GOOD COS. HERE I COME!"
"Franni sweetheart. what have I told you? No sugar after six pm".
~End Flashback~
*Hermy looking a little less confused. but not much*
"But this has never happened before, and we've all walked in on them kissing before"
"I think it was because he was jealous of me and Katie kissing (though he wouldn't admit it) and she also was not feeling good about kissing me, so she was laying claim over him. and she was also telling me before that, that she is low on the potion I make for her" Franni not sure about the answer she has just given but it is the most probable she could think of.
TBC
GIVE US FEEDBACK! And that's an order. if you don't, you will never be enlightened!!!! Stay tuned for Chapter Nine, lots more excitement. What happens to the Male Population of Hogwarts when Ron tells Gred and Feorge who then tell everyone else about Katie and Fran's prank?
Chapter eight: LESBIANS!!!!!
Harry, Ron, Draco, Legolas and Hermione walked into the prefect common room only to see Franni in Katie's lap, facing her, straddling her while both kissing passionately and enthusiastically.
The walker-ins' jaws dropping, Harry then fainting. {Fran A/N: God he's going a Jean Grey on us *crickets in background* fine so no one knows my X- Men reference. I'll go over here now *hides in cardboard box*}
A thump caused by Harry's head making impact with the floor, causing Franni and Katie to slowly break away from each other, both with glazed eyes, swollen lips and dazed grins; a confuzzled "What??" in unison.
Legolas recovered first with a muttered "Wow! That was. hot. Would it be wrong if I were being turned on by this?" Harry who has half come around by now gave a kind of answer "wrong, wrong, oh so wrong, WRONG ME BABY WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!" {A/N all hail the god that is Mel Brooks} Hermy giving her opinion of Harry's answer by kicking him, Draco gaping and finally coming out with "YES IT WOULD BE WRONG! Since one of them is MY girlfriend!!!!"
Hermy thinking for a moment, then announcing "I need to go to the bathroom" *giving a SIGNIFICANT LOOK to Katie* Katie then announcing "We'll come too!" *dragging Franni after Herm into the bathroom* *Ron's eyes opening in amazement and realisation* "So that's why girls always go to the bathroom in groups"
The three remaining guys looking at each other, eyes all matching Ron's as realisation comes upon them, and they all drool in unison.
Hermy, Fran and Katie returning to the common room only to see the guys still drooling. *Herm elbowing Katie in a none too subtle instruction to begin* "Well, it was just a joke to freak you guys out, we're not lesbians, Oh and Ron, Hermy says that if you continue that strain of thought she'll kill and/or castrate you" *Ron's eyes immediately clearing and he stops drooling* *Legolas pouting as his fantasy is destroyed, Katie pouncing forwards and kissing the pout* "Remember lovely, lesbian means no boys!" *Legolas nods in understanding and cheers up*
Katie whispered into Franni's ear "I need more of the potion tonight. I'm running a little low" *Hermy's eyebrows rose as she overheard this*
Seating was then arranged, Franni in Dray's lap. Katie in Legolas' lap, Herm sitting next to Ron and snuggling up to him and Harry the odd one out {A.N: Poor Harry! *tear*} Upon Fran snuggling to Draco everyone, minus Katie and Leggie, gave then utterly confused, shocked and towards Draco, PISSED OFF looks. Draco growled at them wrapping his arms around Fran's waist protectively. Fran rolled her eyes at them,
"Before anyone says anything yes, Draco is my boyfriend, I'm his girlfriend and we are going out. See this face... this is Franni's resolve face... Franni is not going to budge on this one!" Harry, Ron and Hermione looked shocked, Fran had never exploded at them like that... or used the resolve face for that matter. Ron was about to object but the piercing glare from Fran imminently shut him up. Harry looked at Fran,
"But he's in Slytherin".
"Oh geez Potter you don't say?" Draco snapped back but upon seeing Fran's deadly pout, he silenced himself. Fran continued saying,
"Honestly I don't see the bloody problem with him being in Slytherin, Katie's Slytherin, and you guys don't seem to mind. Anyway it's just a house . . .not like he's my cousin or anything". The entire room went silent before a synchronized,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! INCEST!"
Soon everyone in the room got over this new piece of information and things became more peaceful around everyone.
Legolas talking to Franni about her affinity with unicorns, a conversation which Franni was trying her best to give non-committal answers in, and Katie talking to Hermy about advanced transfiguration, Draco watching Katie's and Legolas' hips moving against each others, a fact to which Katie and Leggy are unaware.
Legolas and Katie suddenly breaking off mid-word and turning to each other and locking their lips, their minds shutting off, Katie's blonde hair turning blonder, green eyes sparkling before shutting, pale skin turning translucent, A strange feeling growing in the room, Draco and Franni breaking off staring at the snogging couple to join the snogging without air competition themselves, Hermy and Ron doing the same, Harry pouting hugely since he didn't have a snogging partner and running out into the corridor and snogging everyone he came upon.
Franni extracting herself from an incredibly amorous Draco and from what was likely to turn into an embarrassing situation, running to Katie and pulling her away from Leggy, Katie looking dazed and positively wanton. Franni then slapping Katie, and as she does Katie wakes up, as does everyone else in the room, Hermy and Ron stopping trying to undress each other {A/N thankfully} and Harry stops kissing everyone who had come near him. Draco looking suspiciously at the couple who began the impromptu Face Sucking Session. Katie attempting to look innocent, an exceedingly difficult task since all the buttons on her robe have been ripped off, as have the first three buttons on the shirt underneath, but a look she pulls off rather well, considering.
Hermione then drags Fran by the ear out of the Common room and into an adjoining room, Fran whining the whole way. Katie drags Legolas to another adjoining room to continue kissing him stupid.
~Adjoining Room~
"UGH!"
"Oh!"
"AHHH!"
*Hands flying over body and lips breaking apart for moments only to breath*
{A/N WHOOPS! Wrong adjoining room, lets leave them to their privacy. or Katie & Legolas will castrate us. and if you don't have one, she'll find something to castrate}
~The OTHER Adjoining Room~
"Ouch! Quit it!" Fran yelped in pain. Hermione groaned, releasing Fran from her grasp. Turning to Fran she began her interrogation,
"What did you mean when you said "I'll make the potion tonight?"
Fran stuck her tongue out,
"It's not my place to say. Its Katie's secret. Bug her about it"
"Oh no", Hermione pressed on, "you're telling me right here, RIGHT NOW!" Fran lowered her head and mumbled something; Hermione only caught two words "Katie" and "part".
"Fran just spill it. I'll find out anyways," she reminded. Fran shook her head,
"Katie is part Veela".
"WHAT?" Hermione yelled. Fran winced,
"Not so loud! Yes she is part Veela," her voice was much softer, "I've known Katie since I was in kindergarten, and even back then men would pounce on her. Let me put it into perspective. The Beaubaxton's Triwizard champion was Fleur Delacour right? I know for a fact that her grandmother was the only Veela in her bloodline. Well imagine if your mothers, as well as her entire side of the family, are all Veelas. We would need crowbars to stop the boys humping Katie's leg". Hermione stood there shocked, trying to absorb all of this new information. Then something struck her,
"Hang on. If Katie's part Veela then why aren't all the guys like obsessing over her madly?"
"Well, that's when the whole potion thing started. It was our first year at Oxford, and Katie was having a hard time . . . I mean she couldn't go anywhere without a whole mob of guys running after her . . .
~Flashback Oxford School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Midnight First Year~
"Fran hurry up!" Katie whined to a very distracted Fran. Fran glared at her,
"I'm going as fast as I can! This Potion is like nothing I've seen before. Eye of Newt? Blood of a Wasp? Man, this Potion is for 7th Year students!!"
Katie whimpered,
"Please Franni! I'm tired of running from hormone-crazed guys! Damn my Veela genes!"
"Quit complaining, you're drop dead gorgeous and you can get any guy you want. I wouldn't be complaining" Fran reminded.
"Remember the Bathroom incident?"
"Oh yeah"
"The Locker Room Incident?"
"Katie you don't need to go there-"
"The time where they stole my underwe-"
"KATIE DON'T REMIND ME!" Fran moaned, having to stop herself from gagging, "just a few more ingredients. If Professor Von Hensen catches us by the way we're so dead. There goes in the Felspar sap . . .and there, finished!" Katie peered into the small black cauldron, and upon seeing the browny grey lumpy slop her lip curled,
"There is no way I am drinking that!"
"You have to if you want to disguise your Veela genes. But this will only work on Muggles and Wizards. Anything else such as I dunno, Fairies or Elves, they're be able to spot you from a mile away". Fran picked up a cup from next to her and scooped up the potion before handing it to Katie. Taking a deep breath, Katie slurped it down. Then,
"AHHHHHH! THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!!" Katie exclaimed. Fran unplugged her ears,
"Feel any different?" Katie sat there silent for a moment,
"Yeah I do actually. I feel . . . like I'm missing something. I don't feel as attractive as I did three minutes ago".
"YES IT WORKED!" Fran jumped up and began to do the happy dance, "Go Franni! It's your birthday! I am the Potion's Master! WATCH OUT. UMM. SOMEBODY GOOD COS. HERE I COME!"
"Franni sweetheart. what have I told you? No sugar after six pm".
~End Flashback~
*Hermy looking a little less confused. but not much*
"But this has never happened before, and we've all walked in on them kissing before"
"I think it was because he was jealous of me and Katie kissing (though he wouldn't admit it) and she also was not feeling good about kissing me, so she was laying claim over him. and she was also telling me before that, that she is low on the potion I make for her" Franni not sure about the answer she has just given but it is the most probable she could think of.
TBC
GIVE US FEEDBACK! And that's an order. if you don't, you will never be enlightened!!!! Stay tuned for Chapter Nine, lots more excitement. What happens to the Male Population of Hogwarts when Ron tells Gred and Feorge who then tell everyone else about Katie and Fran's prank?