Chapter 3 and no I don't own Yu Gi Oh
Bakura was alone in his solitary confinement room. Two days later Bakura went to trail for the slaying of the other prisoner. He looked odd in finest clothes. A black tank top and black leather pants. "I'm suing!" Shouted Yami. He also had a gold bling-bling around his neck. He had on black Goth boots as well. Tea who happened to be in the jury though, "Damn! Bakura is soooooooo hot!" Bakura was called to the stand. "Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?" Asked the officer. Bakura placed his right hand on the bible. "I guess," He answered. As the officer walked away Bakura laughed out loud, "Dumb, fuck I'm a Buddhist!" The officer came back with a wooden statue of Buddha. "Aww shit," Said Bakura. "What do you have to say to your actions two days ago at 1:15 pm, Mr. Bakura Ryou?" "Well all I can say or rather sing is this," Replied Bakura. He broke into song, "Shut you're fucking face uncle fucker! You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker! You're an uncle fucker yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you! That's U N C L E fuck you! Uncle Fucker!" During the song Bakura kept switching his pointing fingers from Yami, The judge, and the prosecutor, and all lawyers in the room, even his own. Near the end of the song Bakura headed towards the doorway and opened it, left the building, and slammed it shut. "Oh my god," Tea said excitedly, "Bakura is soooooooo totally cool!" He face had big heart eyes for Bakura. Bakura punched a 3 year old. The 3 year old punched Bakura in the balls. "Pain! So unbearable!" Shouted Bakura in agony. Bakura rolled on his back and screamed some more. The little kid ran home to tell his money about the stranger. Bakura got back up, still in agony though, and takes the kids tricycle. "All right, now I got am lean, mean set of wheels," Bakura brags. He begins riding off into the sunset at his top speed of 2 mph.
Later that night. "Whoa I'm tired!" Said Bakura. He stopped at the nearest hotel on his way. He walked in. The register person was wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh t-shirt with a picture of Kaiba on it with The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, The god Obelisk and Saggi the Dark Clown behind him. She also wore tight faded blue jeans with the words Seto Kaiba written all over them. Bakura felt his pockets he had no money on him. He Walked up to the Seto obsessed woman. "Oh my god! Look it's Seto Kaiba over there!" Bakura points to a closing bathroom door. The Seto fan girl looks in awe and rushes in. While the Seto lover is in the bathroom Bakura steals all the money from the cash register. Bones is in the bathroom. Bones finally I have a fan girl. The Kaiba loving barfs at the sight of Bones and runs out and back to the desk. "I'll take the ultra expensive Bill Gates reserved Suit," He says calmly. She hands him his keys and Bakura goes to his room.
Bakura was alone in his solitary confinement room. Two days later Bakura went to trail for the slaying of the other prisoner. He looked odd in finest clothes. A black tank top and black leather pants. "I'm suing!" Shouted Yami. He also had a gold bling-bling around his neck. He had on black Goth boots as well. Tea who happened to be in the jury though, "Damn! Bakura is soooooooo hot!" Bakura was called to the stand. "Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?" Asked the officer. Bakura placed his right hand on the bible. "I guess," He answered. As the officer walked away Bakura laughed out loud, "Dumb, fuck I'm a Buddhist!" The officer came back with a wooden statue of Buddha. "Aww shit," Said Bakura. "What do you have to say to your actions two days ago at 1:15 pm, Mr. Bakura Ryou?" "Well all I can say or rather sing is this," Replied Bakura. He broke into song, "Shut you're fucking face uncle fucker! You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker! You're an uncle fucker yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you! That's U N C L E fuck you! Uncle Fucker!" During the song Bakura kept switching his pointing fingers from Yami, The judge, and the prosecutor, and all lawyers in the room, even his own. Near the end of the song Bakura headed towards the doorway and opened it, left the building, and slammed it shut. "Oh my god," Tea said excitedly, "Bakura is soooooooo totally cool!" He face had big heart eyes for Bakura. Bakura punched a 3 year old. The 3 year old punched Bakura in the balls. "Pain! So unbearable!" Shouted Bakura in agony. Bakura rolled on his back and screamed some more. The little kid ran home to tell his money about the stranger. Bakura got back up, still in agony though, and takes the kids tricycle. "All right, now I got am lean, mean set of wheels," Bakura brags. He begins riding off into the sunset at his top speed of 2 mph.
Later that night. "Whoa I'm tired!" Said Bakura. He stopped at the nearest hotel on his way. He walked in. The register person was wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh t-shirt with a picture of Kaiba on it with The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, The god Obelisk and Saggi the Dark Clown behind him. She also wore tight faded blue jeans with the words Seto Kaiba written all over them. Bakura felt his pockets he had no money on him. He Walked up to the Seto obsessed woman. "Oh my god! Look it's Seto Kaiba over there!" Bakura points to a closing bathroom door. The Seto fan girl looks in awe and rushes in. While the Seto lover is in the bathroom Bakura steals all the money from the cash register. Bones is in the bathroom. Bones finally I have a fan girl. The Kaiba loving barfs at the sight of Bones and runs out and back to the desk. "I'll take the ultra expensive Bill Gates reserved Suit," He says calmly. She hands him his keys and Bakura goes to his room.