Disclaimer: *Kat* "do I haaaave to?" *Franni* "YES now type!"*Kat* "make the muse do it!" *muse* "yes mistresses" *types* they think they own it SUE! SUE! SUE! *Kat slaps the muse in the back of the head* no they don't, don't sue! Don't sue! *Kat then pats him on the head* "good muse! We own him, Franni and Katie and the plot. that's it."
Chapter Nine: Secrets Revealed
~Meanwhile back in the first adjoining room~
"Mlph" Katie attempted to speak, unsuccessfully, breaking from the kiss to try again "Love," success! "Maybe we better stop, otherwise I'm just going to end up jumping your sexy bones!" Legolas looking a little confused by this (Leggie's thoughts) + and the downside of that would be? +
Katie answering his unspoken question "not that it wouldn't be fun and all, but we had decided not to, you remember don't you?" *Legolas shakes his head* "Well we did, and my friends are in the next room, so can we say ewww and ick!" she then drags Legolas into the common room before she was tempted to kiss away his pout even more.
~The Prefect Common Room~
"Ahh Katie, you're back, thank god! Please explain why Potter just had the urge to kiss everyone, he was trying to kiss ME until about three seconds ago," Draco was by this stage hysterical, "DID YOU DO THE CLINGING CHARM AGAIN???" Katie again doing her innocent face, more successfully this time since she had repaired her robe before entering the room. {A/N for those who don't remember this, LOOK AT THE LAST CHAPTER AGAIN!}
Franni and Herm then greeted by the sight of Harry in Katie's lap, pinning her struggling body down and trying to kiss her, Draco, Ron and Legolas laughing their heads off. Katie screeched "GET HIM OFF ME!!!!" Then the scene became even more amusing when a girl walks into the room, seeing the situation with Katie and Harry, walking up to him, slapping his face and yelling "YOU BASTARD!" before storming out. Another girl then walks in, and seeing Harry still sitting in Katie's lap, though now gaping in shock, she walked up to him, slapped his face, yells "YOU BLOODY BASTARD!" and stormed out. Then, drama of all drama's a guy walked in, sees an even more shocked Harry still sitting in Katie's lap, walked up to him, slapped him dramatically and says in the clichéd voice "YOU BITCH!!" then minced out.
*A round of applause from everyone, then laughter*, then Legolas asking* "So man, what did you do to deserve that, or from the look on the last guy's face, what didn't you do?" *Harry is still sitting in Katie's lap, blinking wide-eyed*
Harry blushed and protested "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! I just kissed the three of them. Blaise, Seamus, Dean, Lavender, Parvati and her twin, Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Susan Bones and was just about to kiss Pansy" *he pauses to shudder* "When suddenly I stopped feeling the need to, and I walked in, in time to see Katie dragging Legolas out with a red handprint on her cheek. I don't know why I did it. I just had this urge to kiss somebody, so I did." *he now pauses to grin* "Several times"
Everyone still laughing, then turning to give Katie & Legolas dirty looks. {A/N except for Katie and Legolas, they can't very well give themselves dirty looks now can they}{A/N and Franni didn't either, cos she knew why}
"She can't help it you know, she's half Veela, from her mothers side"
{A/N AAAAAND Kat's creativity just snuck out with the muse and both were last seen getting into a taxi outside my house, hopefully headed for Franni's *passes baton (and keyboard) over to Franni and hopes for the best}*
The room went deadly silent, everyone's mouth minus Fran, Herm and Katie dropped wide open. Harry, Ron and Draco looked absolutely shaken, while Legolas looked bewildered.
"Um Franni?" Legolas asked curiously, "what's a Veela?" Fran morphing into her serious voice began to explain,
"Well Legolas, Veelas are creatures from Bulgaria who have two forms. Their "human-ish" form is very beautiful. They always have long, shiny light- coloured, translucent skin and piercing eyes. In basic terms, they are the alternative to Elves in this um . . .universe? I dunno. Basically they're perfect, expect when they get mad they turn into these vulture things and shriek and sqawk... blah, blah, blah-"
""UGLY???? VULTURE????????? SQUAWK???????????????????????" Katie screeched angrily. Fran backed off somewhat terrified,
"Um Katie, first off it's true, they do turn into giant half bird things. Secondly I'm not offending you. And since you're only HALF-Veela you'll never resort to that state okay? Anyhow males virtually go "gaga" at these creatures, they go into some weird ass voodoo trance where they just drool and stare and crap. So yeah, that's what was happening to Katie in our first year at Oxford. It got so bad; it got to the stage that Katie had to hide in her room so she wouldn't get jumped, continuously, by BOTH students AND teachers. So since me being 'THE POTION MASTER!' (Fran jumps into silly overdramatic superhero pose) I created a potion that would shield her Veela genes. *Eyes widen as she starts to bounce up and down* Ooooh! I just realized something!!"
The whole room looked blankly at her as she continued,
"That's probably why Legolas and Katie can't keep their hands off each other! His Elf genes and her Veela genes are drawn to each other, they're like hormone crazed sex bombs waiting to explode!"
Katie sighed,
"Yet another twisted analogy created by Franni" Fran did a mock bow before something caught her eye,
"SNUFFLES! THAT'S WHERE YOU WENT!" She ran other to the monstrous black dog (he was back to its normal colour-the spell had worn off after a few days) and hugged it for dear life. The dog howled in fear trying to escape from her grasp. Harry's face paled,
"What-did-you just call him?"
"Snuffles. Isn't he the most precious thing ever?" Fran giggled happily. Draco whispered to Harry,
"She found *that* thing in the Forbidden Forest. It disappeared when we came back to the castle and she's been looking for it ever since".
Harry gulped loudly and looked at Hermione and Ron, who both had a similar look on their face. Katie turned to look at them,
"What? You guys know something the rest of us don't?"
Harry nodded slowly as he walked over to the dog and kneeled in front of it. Looking into its midnight black eyes he said somewhat good-humouredly,
"'Ello Sirius".
At that moment the dog began to change. Fran yelped and backed away as the dog morphed up, soon in its place was a tall, shockingly thin man with long matted black hair and pastel white skin. Katie stuttered horrified,
"Sirius Black?"
"But . . .but . . .but-" was all Draco managed to say. But Fran took a different approach,
"Wow, my doggie's a man, a big scary convicted murderer man, who I turned pink. . .and polka dotty. . .Ooooooh *becomes very scared*". Harry turned to her,
"YOUR DOG? THAT'S MY GODFATHER YOU'RE TALKINGA BOUT!"
"Yeah well, HE'S MY DOGGIE!"
"May I add that I'm innocent?" Sirius asked. Harry nodded,
"Oh yeah, Sirius Black's innocent. It was this total drop kick called Wormtail who killed all those Muggles and stuff. Oh and he's an Animagus so that's how he got inside Hogwarts and stuff"
Fran pouted, "But I want muh doggie back! I don't have any pets! I WANT MUH DOGGIE!" Fran collapsed onto the floor and broke into tears. Draco sighed and wrapped his arms around her, rocking her back and forth as Fran continued to cry,
"WHERE DID MY SNUFFLES GO?" Harry raised an eyebrow while Herm looked perplexed at Fran. It was Legolas however who broke the silence,
"Um Fran. If he can morph into a human surely he can morph back into . . .Snuffles". Upon hearing this Fran beamed,
"Oh yeah!" Sirius gave a thin smile,
"Um . . . .Fran right? I'll be happy to act as um, your dog, on one condition".
"What's that?" Katie asked. Sirius thought for a moment before saying,
"No more 'make over' spells".
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A Few Hours Later
"No. . . .way" was all George Weasley could mutter. Fred began to drool,
"Katie?"
"Fran?"
"Together?"
"MAKING OUT!" Fred and George beamed to each other then back to their younger brother, who had told them about that morning's spectacle. Ron grinned,
"It was the most, well, it was pretty hot. As odd as that sounds it's true".
Fred sighed dreamily,
"The school's two hottest girls, lesbians. I don't care what anyone else says that's my ideal fantasy!" George smiled evilly and then proceeded to whisper into Fred's ear. Ron watched as Fred's eyes lightened up with every word George said. Without warning the two troublesome twins sprinted and proceeded to start talking to very single male they could meet. Ron gulped,
Was it such a good idea to tell Fred and George about Katie and Fran's prank, without mentioning that it was in fact a prank?
TBC
(Fran types) OK that's the end of another chapter peeps! the next chapter will be dun dun dun, THE MOB SCENE! Expect a lot of horny guys and lots of running. Chapter 11 will either be in Hogwarts or be another small comedic thingy like Chapter 7 . . . .cept it wasn't chapter; it was just the small insert to tide u over til chapter 7. *Looks confuzzled* ok me confused so I'm going to lie down and Kat can continue writing. (Passes keyboard over to Katie and hobbles over to couch) (Katie types) REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW ! Remember... REVIEW! Now if you'll excuse me, there's a muse I must attend to *evil smirk* *muse puckers up and grins* *Franni muttering* "sicko!"