I don not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Tech TV.
Bakura slept like a baby that night. The Bill Gates suite had affected him. The syndrome entered his brain. He constantly woke up in the night screaming for money, more money, and random computer terms only the people at Tech TV could understand. In the morning when he got up awoke and got out of the room his brain returned to normal. He walked down into the hotel lobby and saw the Seto crazed fan girl holding a gun to her head. She was crying "Seto w-will n-n-n-never l-l-love me," She wailed then burst into even more tears. "Damn that Yugi Mouto!" She screamed, "Seto's pure body should belong to me alone!, not to Yugi and his tainted soul!" She fired the gun, blowing her head off. "About freaking time," Said Bakura while pulling the gun from her hands and more money from the cash register.
Bakura rides off on his tricycle into the ghetto. He looks at all the shitty building falling apart, covered in graffiti. Bakura rides past a couple gangs shooting each other. Bakura walks over and introduces himself. They mock Bakura and easily punch him to the ground and beat him on the back of the head with a sheet of glass. Then all the gang members freak and run. Bakura looks to see what they are running from and see a pimped out dude walking Bakura's way. He too laughs at Bakura then whips a gun out at him. Bakura only giggles as he pulls the trigger he had over the man's head from the beginning. The gang flocks back and congratulates Bakura and allows him in the gang.
Two days later the gang was caught in a fight with another gang. Bakura's gang members covered their eyes as the golden gleam spread over the area. Their opponent's leader had come. Their leader is so horrifyingly pimping that none dare look at his face except Bakura. Of all people Bakura had killed and will kill this one was the one he had never hoped to face again. Malik. Bakura stood frozen, Malik had betrayed him in Battle City, but know would Bakura die to him again. Bakura scared and confused rushed forward with his brass-knuckled fists. Malik whipped out a cane the turned into a sword and stabbed him with it. Bakura eyes almost fell completely backward. But they rushed forward as Bakura shoved his hand through the stomach of Malik and pulled out his still beating heart. Malik dropped dead. Bakura bit open the heart and drank the blood that poured from it. Bakura then realized he was all alone. All of a sudden an army of Malik fan girls ran up to him really pissed off. They pull out a bunch katanas and stabbed up Bakura. Then the paramedics came and took Bakura to the hospital. In the hospital when Bakura awoke from his unconsciencness. He looked toward the doctor and asked, "Where my big breasted nurse?" The doctor didn't even look at him while switching hiss pee bag with the IV one and said, "You don't get one." "No!" Shouted Bakura. In a fit of rage smashed a nearby bonsai tree and got a splinter in his hand. "Ouch!" Shouted Bakura. With the pain of the splinter he asked the doctor what he could be given for his pain. "Well the doctor replied you can receive an amputation," The doctor said while pulling out a chain-saw, "Or some medicinal pot." "I'll take the pot," Bakura said while squeezing more piss from the urine bag through the IV tube. "Aww damnit," Said the doctor putting the saw away.
Bakura slept like a baby that night. The Bill Gates suite had affected him. The syndrome entered his brain. He constantly woke up in the night screaming for money, more money, and random computer terms only the people at Tech TV could understand. In the morning when he got up awoke and got out of the room his brain returned to normal. He walked down into the hotel lobby and saw the Seto crazed fan girl holding a gun to her head. She was crying "Seto w-will n-n-n-never l-l-love me," She wailed then burst into even more tears. "Damn that Yugi Mouto!" She screamed, "Seto's pure body should belong to me alone!, not to Yugi and his tainted soul!" She fired the gun, blowing her head off. "About freaking time," Said Bakura while pulling the gun from her hands and more money from the cash register.
Bakura rides off on his tricycle into the ghetto. He looks at all the shitty building falling apart, covered in graffiti. Bakura rides past a couple gangs shooting each other. Bakura walks over and introduces himself. They mock Bakura and easily punch him to the ground and beat him on the back of the head with a sheet of glass. Then all the gang members freak and run. Bakura looks to see what they are running from and see a pimped out dude walking Bakura's way. He too laughs at Bakura then whips a gun out at him. Bakura only giggles as he pulls the trigger he had over the man's head from the beginning. The gang flocks back and congratulates Bakura and allows him in the gang.
Two days later the gang was caught in a fight with another gang. Bakura's gang members covered their eyes as the golden gleam spread over the area. Their opponent's leader had come. Their leader is so horrifyingly pimping that none dare look at his face except Bakura. Of all people Bakura had killed and will kill this one was the one he had never hoped to face again. Malik. Bakura stood frozen, Malik had betrayed him in Battle City, but know would Bakura die to him again. Bakura scared and confused rushed forward with his brass-knuckled fists. Malik whipped out a cane the turned into a sword and stabbed him with it. Bakura eyes almost fell completely backward. But they rushed forward as Bakura shoved his hand through the stomach of Malik and pulled out his still beating heart. Malik dropped dead. Bakura bit open the heart and drank the blood that poured from it. Bakura then realized he was all alone. All of a sudden an army of Malik fan girls ran up to him really pissed off. They pull out a bunch katanas and stabbed up Bakura. Then the paramedics came and took Bakura to the hospital. In the hospital when Bakura awoke from his unconsciencness. He looked toward the doctor and asked, "Where my big breasted nurse?" The doctor didn't even look at him while switching hiss pee bag with the IV one and said, "You don't get one." "No!" Shouted Bakura. In a fit of rage smashed a nearby bonsai tree and got a splinter in his hand. "Ouch!" Shouted Bakura. With the pain of the splinter he asked the doctor what he could be given for his pain. "Well the doctor replied you can receive an amputation," The doctor said while pulling out a chain-saw, "Or some medicinal pot." "I'll take the pot," Bakura said while squeezing more piss from the urine bag through the IV tube. "Aww damnit," Said the doctor putting the saw away.