Disclaimer: *Muse types* Hello fellow prisoners, in case anyone was asking this is Aiden-you know the blue haired, green skinned, golden eyed gorgeous guy muse. Anyways I'm currently typing this disclaimer cause Fran and Kat WON'T GET OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES TO DO IT! Oh, that and they're kinda outta it *hides Vodka bottle from view* but it had nothing to do with me, honest . . .really, just cause I'm holding a Vodka bottle which could be mistaken as water . . .I think I might run now *shrieks and hides*
A.N: Soz for the delay but well, Fran was kinda busy and Katie sometimes went missing. Or vice/versa. SO ENJOY THE CHAPTER! Btw, this whole 'lesbian' thing is actually true. It happened to KK *Fran nudges KK* hehe, quite funny story really. If you want to know what happened ask!
Chapter Ten: Mob Scene
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Katie and Fran rushed along the halls of Hogwarts, screaming their heads off, while they were pursued by about 50 very horny, very determined boys chanting,
"LESBIANS! LESBIANS!"
"We should've guessed this would backfire on us," Franni shrieked loudly as they leaped over a pair of confused first years and continued running uninjured, "it always backfires on the cute ones!"
"Fran calm down-"
"You do realize that we have 50 VERY HORNY, VERY DETERMINED BOYS ON OUR TAIL RIGHT!!" Katie pondered this thought for a moment before coming to the conclusion that,
"WE'RE SCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEED!"
Still in hot pursuit the girls ran past the Hufflepuff common room, darted around the History of Magic classroom and took a short cut through Filch's Office. Somehow even through all of this the boys were still on their tail, though several students and teachers had been trampled on (Professor Trelawney amongst the injured). The boys were now even hotter on their pursuit and had started chanting the phrase "Lesbians!" loudly and proudly throughout the entire school.
"They're gaining on us!" Fran shrieked terrified. Katie, equally terrified screamed back,
"WELL THEN RUN FASTER! By the way, who was the jackass who told 'raging mob' behind us about the prank?"
Katie and Fran ran in silence for a minute or so before looking at each other and screaming angrily in unison,
"RON! YOU DICKHEAD! OUR BOYFRIENDS ARE SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
*Twenty Minutes Later*
"Damn Gred and Feorge! DAMN THEM AND THEIR RAGING HORMONES TO HELL!" Katie screamed back to the mob. Fran pulled Katie along, dragging her around a sudden turn. They ducked behind the statue of Freda the Feral. The horde of boys ran straight past them chanting,
"GET 'EM, CHASE 'EM, FASTER GUYS . . . .LESBIANS!"
"Should we take a peek to see if they're still there?" asked Fran innocently. Katie nodded and both girls peered over, checking both ways before emerging from their hiding spot. Seeing that the coast was clear Katie grabbed Franni and began to dart in the opposite direction of that of the mob. That's when they heard the two leaders of the mob, who were the only ones left thanks to Katie and Fran's diversion. Running down into the dungeons Franni and Katie continued to run, until as luck would have it-
They reached a dead end. {A.N: Cliché I know but meh!}
Fred and George came closer-the drool from their mouth clearly dribbling down their chin. Katie appealed to their raging hormones,
"Look guys, I'll give you a kiss each if you let us explain alright?" Fred and George thought for a moment, before looking at each other and huddling together for a moment. Separating Fred replies,
"Why not a kiss from Franni too?"
"Two words guys, Overprotective Boyfriend" Katie answered for a blushing Franni, who was standing behind Katie rather shyly. Fred and George looked confused as Katie continued on,
"That's what we've been trying to tell you two dunderheads, we are not lesbians. It was a little prank we played on Ron, Herm, Harry, Draco and Legolas-"
"Legolas?" George interrupted, "who's he?"
"Never you mind that" Katie playfully snapped back, her crystal green eyes twinkling, "He's a friend. See Franni here was never, and never shall be a lesbian. My sexual preference on the other hand is my business alone, though suffice it to say, I am not a lesbian! Anyways guys what's with all the excitement for guys in lesbians? It means that your changes have gone from unlikely to NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!" While Katie panted for air after finishing her rant Fred and George were still staring at her like a couple of goldfish, their eyes still glazed over. Pouting slightly, Katie turned to Fran and in a whiny voice said,
"Franni, why aren't Fred and George's eyes unglazing and their hormone fest dispersing? I explained the situation to them in fairly certain terms!"
"Katie hun, what have I told you? It's because teenage guys only think with their dicks" {A.N: No disrespect to the male population but come on, it's pretty accurate!}. Upon hearing this Fred and George look shocked and break from their hormone crazed trance. In a startled voice they yell,
"Ohmygod, did Fran just say DICK?"
"Oh for Pete's sake" Franni sulked stamping her foot hard on the ground, "why does everyone always think that I'm the fucking innocent one?"
"Franni we can discuss that later" Katie said, "but while those two are frozen in shock it would be a good time to ESCAPE!" Katie and Fran quickly dart past the two boys and run hysterically, but Fred yells at them,
"HEY WE WANT OUR KISSES! CAN'T WE MAKE SOME SORT OF AGREEMENT?"
The two girls stop in their tracks thinking. As if a light bulb had been turned on in their heads, the two girls looked back at the two boys, complete with mischievous grins plastered on their faces.
"Well" Katie muttered, walking closer, "there is one thing you could do for us . . . ."
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The next day
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ron screamed sprinting past while Franni and Katie were hot on his trail, a giant frying pan in Franni's hand and a large mallet in Katie's. The chase soon passed Fred and George, who were at this moment had lipstick marks all over their faces. Rubbing his cheek contently, Fred said while turning to George,
"We were right to hold out for a better offer than a kiss on the cheek to betray our own dear Ronnikins... a kiss on the lips each from Katie was just the right price really"
"And the bonus of a kiss on the cheek from Franni for giving her the mallet and frying pan" added George.
"A honest day's work don't you think Fred?"
"Ahh, life is good when one is being devious"
TBC
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Authors Notes: Kat here, Now ok, about the delay, may I say that it sooooo wasn't our fault. it was all Aidan's fault, he went away on holidays and took all the ideas with him, and when he came back he refused to inspire us on this chapter, I couldn't work out why until I tidied my room and found the chapter, practically finished and handwritten. So here it is. Give Feedback. Now. That's an order by the way!!! Reviews feed the muse and he feeds us the ideas. *Kat grabs Aidan and drags him into the wardrobe and begins payment for this very drawn out chapter* *Fran however is firmly placed, facing the wall with her eyes covered and humming loudly to block out any noises*