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Chapter 11: Q. What Do You Get With A Drunken Veela?
A. You Really Don't Wanna Know!!
"FREE BABY FREE, LIKE A BIRD!" Harry screamed, jumping in the air and trying to kiss everyone in sight. The fifth years were having their monthly visit to Hogsmeade, and all of them were feeling the relief of being free from school and work.
"freedom . . . Freedom . . . FREEDOM!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!" Franni and Katie sang the freedom furniture add (A.N: Australian furniture company); slightly off key down the pebble stoned walk way. Legolas was behind then, looking slightly left out (he didn't know the song) and Herm and Ron were walking happily, arms linked (A/N We're establishing Ron and Herm as a couple cause. We SO ain't writing IT!)
"I want our tour now!" Fran yelled in a high-pitched tone, yanking Katie's arm up and down. Katie nodded,
"Yeah, we're bored. And, and, Ooooooh. WHAT'S THAT?" Katie hyperactively pulled Franni away as they ran inside Zonko's despite Herm yelling loudly not to go in.
~Ten Minutes Later~
"I TOLD YOU!" Herm yelled at the two now blackened and charred girls. Zonko's was luckily still standing (Hey, Fred and George had been at Hogwarts and by extension Hogsmede for many years, Zonko's had insured themselves with an antiEVERYTHING charm for their store, and obviously it was a good investment.) Fran shuffled her feet, and looking up with big Bambi eyes muttered,
"How were we suppose to know that pressing the lil' red button would make the whole shop go *KAPLOOIE*?"
Her face going redder by the minute, Herm angrily muttered to herself,
"Why bother trying to reason with her?"
"IT HAD A SIGN SAYING 'DO NOT TOUCH. EXPLOSIVE' that should have kinda let you know!" Katie berated Franni.
"Well you didn't stop me", Franni whined to Katie, "YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO WARN ME YOU, you, VULTURE!" Katie sputtered while everyone else went silent; she then burst into tears, loudly and screaming highly and painfully.
"Bad Franni, bad! Don't insult your bestie! BAAAAAAD!" Franni, slapping herself then began to have a conversation with herself," "I'm Sorry, I promise I'll never ever do it again!" "Don't worry man, I love ya" "OMG, I LOVE YOU TOO! SELF HUG!" As Franni hugged herself happily, everyone else looked on too shocked to say anything, but it didn't really matter since Franni was having a very interesting conversation with herself about a certain blond haired Slytherin.
~Later On~
"I wanna start drinking, walking is boooooooooooring!" Katie complained while Fran nodded in agreement. Ron sighed,
"We're almost at the Three Broomsticks, just hold on. You still haven't seen the Shrieking Shack".
"What's there to look at? IT'S A FREAKING TOURIST GHOSTHOUSE! IT ISN'T EVEN SCARY!"
"Oh I beg to differ" Harry smiled gesturing to a wary looking Draco who was holding the collar of his robe up over his neck and eyeing the Shack suspiciously muttering over and over,
"I REFUSE TO BE SLIMED AGAIN!"
Harry, taking this opportunity, sneaked up behind Draco and tapped his tensed up shoulder. As you would've guessed Draco panicked and screamed, however unexpectedly he screamed in a very high-pitched feminine manner,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! The ghosts are after me! THEY GHOSTS ARE AFTER ME!"
"Malfoy, did . . . did you just shriek?" Ron asked as he tried not to laugh. Draco scowled down at Ron and Harry, who was bending forward holding his sides sniggering.
"Oi Weasley", Draco spat venomously, "watch out for the spiders!" The mention of Ron's biggest fear immediately caused him to hyperventilate, scream like a five year old girl and cling to Hermione for dear life. Hermione didn't seem to like this new attachment to her body, and made this painfully clear as she began to squirm away from him, which in return caused him to cling even tighter. Harry began to laugh even harder who still hadn't gotten over Draco's scare-and now found Ron's even more entertaining. Now Harry laughing was making Draco angry, and when Draco's angry he scowls heavily, and when he scowls heavily he begins to think evil, evil, sick twisted thoughts, and when that happens-it's called revenge.
"Hey Potter, I heard that Snape wants to GET IT ON WIT' YOU!" Now even though Harry knew this wasn't true, it was never the less extremely mentally scarring thought and this caused him to scream in the most girly, high-pitched tone any man could possibly do without having their balls getting squeezed.
"Katie love, why are the race of men such... girls?" Legolas asked his girlfriend slightly confused as the couple watched the spectacle in front of them unfold.
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~Half an Hour Later~
"Oh hello Miss Connor, Miss Caulston. What can I get for you?" Madame Rosmerta asked kindly as she finished cleaning out a mug and turned to them.
"Six butterbeers please!" Fran asked politely, Katie mouthing 'Goody-Two- Shoes' back to the rest of the group. Fran poked her tongue out at Katie before giggling again. Madame Rosmerta soon came back with the butterbeers,
"Six butterbeers, is that all girls?"
"Oh one more thing", Katie remembered quickly, "do you have a magical karaoke machine or something similar to it?" Madame Rosmerta, thinking for a second nodded,
"Yes, one in the back I think. Why do you ask?"
"Oh um, let's just say we might have use for it later". Thanking her again for the drinks, Katie and Fran skipped back to their table where Harry, Ron, Herm and Legolas sat. Fran squeezed in between Harry and Ron while Katie eased herself onto Legolas' lap.
"Ok Katie, Stage one for 'Operation: Drunken Veela' has been completed. Now what's for Stage two?" Harry asked Katie. Doing her trademark smile she whipped out her wand and muttered a quick enchantment. Soon each person at the table had a menu in their hand. But it wasn't just any menu however, a cocktail menu.
"Just pick the drink of your choice and I'll transfigure these drinks into an alcoholic delight!" Soon everyone's eyes were scanning the menus and one by one they began to make their choices,
"A Margarita for me Elmo" Franni asked sweetly.
"Sweet, the Godfather!" Harry chuckled.
"Um . . .er, the Millionaire Cocktail? Well if I can't be one I might as well drink like one!" Ron quipped. Typical Hermione firmly said that she didn't want one with any alcohol so Katie suggested the "Orange Blossom" and Herm said that she liked the sound of it. What Herm didn't know was that the "Orange Blossom" had gin, brandy and rum in it!
"And a Sex on the Beach for me!" Katie giggled. As the boys gawked at her she pouted,
"Oh come on, that name isn't that bad! There's a drink in here called 'The Screaming Orgasm!"
"That sounds quite nice" Legolas cut in, "I think I'll have that!"
"You would, would you?" Katie purred seductively in his direction.
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"ROLL UP! ROLL UP! DRINKING COMPETITION BETWEEN KATIE CONNOR AND HAGRID! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS WILL BE A SIGHT TO SEE!" Seamus said, doing a very good job at impersonating a megaphone.
"Mead, you want to try and beat me on mead???? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Katie was shrieking with laughter at Hagrid's latest suggestion. Hagrid at first had been violently against the idea of having a drinking competition with a student. That is until the betting started, Katie had bet him 3 Galleons that she could beat him and Hagrid was not one to back down from a bet.
"Righ' then wha' you be wantin' to compete wit'?" Hagrid's deep booming voice answered
"HELLFIRE SHOTS!" Katie shrieked and grinned at Franni across the table. Hagrid looked stumped "Wha' is Hellfire??"
Katie cackled, "Well it's a little drink I mix up with a slosh of vodka, tequila, gin, whiskey and bourbon with a little water on the side" Everyone by this time is wide eyed at this mix. "It tastes like sh*t but has a kick like an elephant on steroids" Hagrid looked at all the faces staring at him waiting for his reaction, he couldn't give up now or he'd be too ashamed to show his face at the school "Alrigh' I'll do it"
Katie, while grinning evilly, summoned a keg from behind the bar and got a bottle of each of the aforementioned drinks and poured the bottle of each in as well as a small jug of water, pointing her 5 inch cherry wood wand with hair of a unicorn centre at the barrel and chanted a spell "Twist, Shake, this is my drink, stir it up before I blink" Herm giving Katie an incredulous look "Is that even a spell?"
Franni answering for her "Yeah, she made it herself and it works like a charm, wait a sec, it is a charm" giggling at her pun, "but I digress, the spell shakes the drink the amount it needs to be done, it's now catalogued in the list of bartending charms, though she had to say that she developed it for milkshakes and that really pissed her off"
~Later~
Katie and Hagrid are sitting opposite each other, a tower of shot glasses in front of each; though Katie's tower is slightly larger. Both look worse for wear, Katie has glazed over eyes and is drooling at some mental picture. Hagrid however was sharing the vision he had in his head "Oh, Olympie is so lovely, with her firm, round, scrumptious behi..."
At that point everyone sober enough to have been listening burst out with epithets like "OH PLEASE NO MORE!!!!" Hagrid realised what he'd been about to say and flushed redder than his previous alcohol flushed state and said "Oh Shite! Sorry, I plum forgot that none of you are supposed too know, anyway what was I thinking sayin' it in front of you kids??" His eyes glaze back over and then he giggles and then passes out.
Katie choosing this moment to wake up from her reverie; she stumbles her way over to a remarkably sober Legolas. She then stands on a table and yells "Everybody. This remarkably handsome creature is my man so to all of you salivating females. HANDS OFF!!!"
She then sits down beside said elf and kisses him passionately and moves to straddle his lap. Katie then takes his face between her hands "I love you, not just a little, and not just for a week, but the soul consuming forever kind of love; to you, Legolas Greenleaf, I, Katarina Mya Conner, give my heart, my soul and my love"
While she said this she had brought his hand to her heart, after finishing the pledge the couple was surrounded by a bright golden light, after it dimmed down a speck of the bright golden colour remained in the shape of a star on Legolas' join between neck and shoulder. Katie upon seeing the mark covered her mouth with her hands, eyes widening in shock "Oh Shit!" with that she promptly fainted.
TBC
A/N Sorry for the delay kids, 'twas me I must admit, not the dear Frannikins, she finished her part but real life intruded for me. exams, health problems and other crap. so sorry!!! Love you all and now that holidays are on we will be able to write more and more frequently. Thanks for sticking with us! And as always. WE WANT FEEDBACK!!!!!