Only the Truth
Author's Note: OSCAR DAY! I saw "Lost in Translation" last night and it was OK. Bill Murray's role was quite comedic, but it definitely was not as good as Johnny Depp's performance...and I think he knows that. Well, I sort of feel he knows it. Is that weird or what? I wonder what he's going to wear. I told my mom that he doesn't have a stylist and she was like "Yes he does, Vanessa", and that's sort of true. I mean, she wouldn't let him go out to the Oscars in his underwear...although I don't think he would care...nor would the rest of us! Right girls? Yea or nay? Who's going to back me up! Oh yeah and...just pretend she can tell the truth sometimes because I'm too lazy to go back and change it, but I promise it'll lead to a good ending!
I love Maroon 5's new song "This love" and 311's "Love Song"! Everyone listen to them!
Chapter 7 (Woohoo! I got to 7 chapters!)
Jack listened intently to your tale. He smiled and frowned at all the right moments. You were on your 4th glass of rum and feeling quite drowsy. You were not a big alcohol person, but you felt the time was right. Jack was amazed when you ordered your 5th glass. After your story was done he fell quite silent. By this time, the pub was very empty and bare of drunken and brawling men. This relieved you, although you had lost your main source of entertainment. After several dull moments of silence Jack broke the silence.
"So lemme get this straight," he said
Bathroom Break! For me, obviously. Jack and You aren't going to get up and take a piss in the middle of a fanfic! Especially in a pub. Ughh. They didn't even have toilets...lol.
"You can't tell the truth to anything asked to you because you put a curse on yourself from a book that you found. And the only way to get rid of the curse it the counter curse which is also in the book...did I get it all?" You shook your head no.
"I'll take that as a yes" he said. You were really glad he was a smart man. He grinned.
"Why are you smiling like that?" you said a bit hurt and annoyed. He looked up.
"It just stroke me funny that there are some questions that I would be concerned with if you said no. For example, are you a woman?" He laughed and you glared at him. You chose not you answer that question.
"Very amusing" you said. You couldn't resist your sarcastic side while it was granted such a good opportunity to spring out. His grin quickly faded away.
"I was just kidding!" he exclaimed with flailing arms and desperate eyes. His arm hit the barmaid's backside that was cleaning the table next to you. She turned around and smiled at Jack. She was hideous! Her teeth were worse than Andrew's if that was possible (and Gollum's! Eww!). This made you laugh so hard you fell off your seat. Jack joined in, but not on the floor. You reminded yourself it was a pub's floor and helped yourself up. A couple snorts later, you finally calmed down. The barmaid sort of barked at you and left, deeply offended. You had a horrible case of the hiccups afterward.
Where on earth are you going to go? Not even rum or Jack can make you forget that...
Woot, review!
Author's Note: OSCAR DAY! I saw "Lost in Translation" last night and it was OK. Bill Murray's role was quite comedic, but it definitely was not as good as Johnny Depp's performance...and I think he knows that. Well, I sort of feel he knows it. Is that weird or what? I wonder what he's going to wear. I told my mom that he doesn't have a stylist and she was like "Yes he does, Vanessa", and that's sort of true. I mean, she wouldn't let him go out to the Oscars in his underwear...although I don't think he would care...nor would the rest of us! Right girls? Yea or nay? Who's going to back me up! Oh yeah and...just pretend she can tell the truth sometimes because I'm too lazy to go back and change it, but I promise it'll lead to a good ending!
I love Maroon 5's new song "This love" and 311's "Love Song"! Everyone listen to them!
Chapter 7 (Woohoo! I got to 7 chapters!)
Jack listened intently to your tale. He smiled and frowned at all the right moments. You were on your 4th glass of rum and feeling quite drowsy. You were not a big alcohol person, but you felt the time was right. Jack was amazed when you ordered your 5th glass. After your story was done he fell quite silent. By this time, the pub was very empty and bare of drunken and brawling men. This relieved you, although you had lost your main source of entertainment. After several dull moments of silence Jack broke the silence.
"So lemme get this straight," he said
Bathroom Break! For me, obviously. Jack and You aren't going to get up and take a piss in the middle of a fanfic! Especially in a pub. Ughh. They didn't even have toilets...lol.
"You can't tell the truth to anything asked to you because you put a curse on yourself from a book that you found. And the only way to get rid of the curse it the counter curse which is also in the book...did I get it all?" You shook your head no.
"I'll take that as a yes" he said. You were really glad he was a smart man. He grinned.
"Why are you smiling like that?" you said a bit hurt and annoyed. He looked up.
"It just stroke me funny that there are some questions that I would be concerned with if you said no. For example, are you a woman?" He laughed and you glared at him. You chose not you answer that question.
"Very amusing" you said. You couldn't resist your sarcastic side while it was granted such a good opportunity to spring out. His grin quickly faded away.
"I was just kidding!" he exclaimed with flailing arms and desperate eyes. His arm hit the barmaid's backside that was cleaning the table next to you. She turned around and smiled at Jack. She was hideous! Her teeth were worse than Andrew's if that was possible (and Gollum's! Eww!). This made you laugh so hard you fell off your seat. Jack joined in, but not on the floor. You reminded yourself it was a pub's floor and helped yourself up. A couple snorts later, you finally calmed down. The barmaid sort of barked at you and left, deeply offended. You had a horrible case of the hiccups afterward.
Where on earth are you going to go? Not even rum or Jack can make you forget that...
Woot, review!