Wow!!! 3 chapters in one day! Could it get any better? Oops.... Better not say that.... Well, anyway, enjoy!
~Cheers for Rikku
Botney

***Rikku's Nest***

The clock read 12:00 p.m. Time for Crazy Man and Cabbit's evil plan! .... I wrote: Time for Cray Man and Cabbit's evil plan!!! .... CRAZY MAN AND CABBIT!!!!! Crazy Man jumped into Rikku's Nest with Cabbit on his shoulder. "Ha.... it's time Cabbit.... be sure to stay quiet Cabbit...." He stopped. "Ya know, I think that we should take her to our lab instead. Don't you think so too?" Crazy Man whispered to Cabbit. It nodded its head showing that it understood and agreed. They crept past Rikku who was sleeping in his bed. When Crazy Man reached the house, he motioned Cabbit to unlock the door from the window. But Cabbit refused. So, Crazy Man opened the window himself, went to the door, unlocked it and opened it, went back out the window without closing it, and went through the front door. They both crept up the stairs and picked a door. Crazy Man opened it and found out that it was Jak's bedroom. Crazy Man tried to get a better look by getting closer to the bed. What he didn't know was that Jak was awake....

***2 Seconds Later***

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

***Kriss' Room***

Kriss heard someone scream and took out Charmed.... with high hopes that it was a Gargoyle.... she's always wanted one....

***Jennifer's Room***

Jennifer jumped up from the scream. Not hearing anything else, she went back to bed after a couple of minutes....

***Daxter's Room***

Daxter didn't hear anything because he was too busy admiring Kriss....

***Rikku's Bed***

Rikku's head lifted as he heard a scream from within the house.... he shook all the sleep out of him as he quietly crept toward the house....

***Back To Jak's Room***

"Uh.... this is all.... a dream...." Crazy Man hit Jak over the head and knocked him out....

***Outside In The Hall***

Crazy Man quickly went into Jennifer's room and took her. Rikku's eye was at the window and he saw Crazy Man. He roared with anger that shook the entire house and of course, woke everyone up, including Jak! Crazy Man ran out of the house screaming, followed by everyone one else trying to catch up with Crazy Man and Cabbit. Rikku pounced at Crazy Man right after Crazy Man got away. Rikku spread out his wings to fly but Torn stopped him. "No Rikku!" To everyone surprise, Rikku's wings folded back up. "But why Torn?" Samos asked. "If we wait, it will make the rescue more interesting than just a dragon flying over him and snapping that dude's head off...." Kriss walked back inside the house.

***Jennifer's Room***

Kriss was surprised to find Jak looking out of the bedroom window. "Why did he take her?" Jak said to himself, not knowing that Kriss heard him. "It's because of me. About 2 months ago, I promised to help create some sort of machine for him but, instead, I sent him to the nut house all this time.... he must've gotten out." Jak didn't turn around to face her. "Jak?" Bored, Kriss took off her cap, with her bright orange hair flowing and some of it covering her right eye. She loaded Charmed. Jak turned around. Kriss handed Jak Rikku's reins. "She's not gone unless we don't look for her." Jak took the reins and grabbed his Peace Maker on the way out. He put the reins on Rikku and climbed on Rikku. Rikku helped Jak up and let out a roar for incoming battle and flight. With everyone staring and Torn giving Jak a good luck sign, Rikku took to the wind with Kriss yelling 'Crazy Man!! This isn't over yet!!!' Torn watched the only hope for his sister's survival, disappear into the night....

***Naughty Ottsel***

The bar was empty-almost. The Metal Head Leader was still a lifeless head on the wall, and only that, a Lurker Shark, and a stuffed Metal Head remained. A mystical blue light surrounded the Metal Head as it roared and magically came alive. It turned and bowed to it's leader and left to destroy what was left of Haven City....

***Rikku, Jak, and Kriss***

Rikku's wings picked up speed as he began to smell his owner. "Whoa!! Shit!!!! I never knew a dragon this big could fly this fast!!!" "Hang on Jak!!! He's getting faster!" But instead of getting faster, he dove straight downwards to Crazy Man's Lab. Rikku stopped and flung Jak and Kriss off his back and guarded the fortress to make sure that no one comes out that's gone inside. Jak kicked open the door with Kriss at his feet. When they entered a huge platform with a giant Metal Head robot in the middle. "That.... that.... that's what I promised to help him make.... it's done...." Kriss said as Crazy Man and Cabbit walked in front of the robot. "Welcome to my Lab. Here you see ha...." Jak started to laugh when Crazy Man said 'ha....' "Shut-up!!!" "Mew...." Jak saw a Cabbit for the first time in his life. "What kinda rabbit meows?" "For your ha.... for your ha.... for your ha...." Jak burst out laughing and soon, Kriss joined in with the laughter. "Grrrrr.... for your information! It's a Cabbit! And it's very annoying." Jak started to imitate Crazy Man. "For your ha.... for your ha.... for your ha...." That just made Kriss laugh even harder. "Enough of this ha.... enough of this chit-chat! I will crush all three of you!" Kriss saw Jennifer and pointed her out to Jak. Jak nodded pulled out his Peace Maker and got ready for the battle that waits for the all of them....

***Rikku's Nest***

Torn was staring out the window waiting for Rikku's loud roar of triumph and the black shadow to land with Jak, Kriss, Jennifer, and hopefully Crazy Man's dead body....

***Naughty Ottsel***

The blue light returned and surrounded the M.H. leader and a bright light filled the whole bar as the Metal Heads were revived once more by their ancestors. The battle that Jak and Kriss were waiting for, has only just started....

***Crazy Man's Lab***

Crazy Man and Cabbit got into the robot and started it up. It took a step forward and shot out an electric laser that would set anything in it's path into flames. "Alright Jak, this has to be quick and fast! I'll call Chamed's power, you find a way to get Jennifer out of there! Once I fire, I need you to throw a Peace Maker attack to finish him off! But NOT until I say so! Got it?" "I only understood half of what you were saying because that laser is too close to hear!!" "Just go!!" Kriss jumped out of the laser's way and charmed up Charmed. Jak pressed all the buttons he could until he freed Jennifer. "Follow me." Jak said as he charged up the Peace Maker. Kriss fired what looked like a red Peace Maker bullet. When it hit, the robot burst into flames. Crazy Man and Cabbit escaped just when Kriss yelled 'NOW!' Jak let the bullet fly and it was slowly falling backwards. "Hurry! We need to get out of here before that thing hits the ground!" "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!!!!" Jak said as he ran out the entrance with Kriss on his shoulder and Jennifer following. "Rikku!!"

Just as Rikku took off, the lab burst into a display of fireworks. Jennifer let out a sigh. "Thanks Jak, and you Kriss. Thanks...." Rikku let out a roar of triumph as Kriss yelled 'Onward!' "You know, you and Kriss are a pretty good team." Jak laughed. "Well, you know what they say: it takes two to make a thing go right!" "Hey who knows the words to the song?" "I do!" Jak and Jennifer said at the same time. (A/N: another song. It's in the shorter version). "Really.... okay, okay. On the count of 3. 1.... 2.... 3...." "Hold up! Freeze let's go now! Wave ya hands, Wave ya hands, Wave ya hands, Wave ya hands, Wave ya hands, Wave ya hands, Wave ya hands!" Rikku begins to nod his head to the music as Jennifer sings. "It takes two to make a thing go right!" Jak and Kriss take the next part. "All the fellas in the house c'mon now!" "It takes two to make it outta sight!" "All the itty bitty women where you at? Let's go now!" "It takes two to make a thing go right!" "All the fellas in the house c'mon now" "It takes two to make it outta sight!" "Here we go, here we go, here we go now! Here we go, here we go, here we go now! Rockin' right now, rockin' right now what! Rockin' right now, rockin' right now what!" They all go back to singing. "Fatman scoop in the house c'mon now! Everybody reach.... reach to the top,

everybody reach up don't stop, don't stop, everybody reach.... reach to the top! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Go girls, go boys, go girls, go boys! Go, go, go, go, go! Hold up! Freeze let's go now!" "It takes two to make a thing go right!" "All the fellas in the house c'mon now!" "It takes two to make it outta sight!" "All the itty bitty women where you at? Let's go now!" "It takes two to make a thing go right!" "All the fellas in the house c'mon now" "It takes two to make it outta sight!" They start laughing as Rikku's Nest came into view. "Thanks Jak...." Jennifer said as she kissed Jak on the cheek. Kriss had a half open mouth and a half smiling mouth. "Uh-huh...." She said as she turned and faced the Nest. Both of started saying 'no' and talking at the same time. Kriss rolled her eyes as she put her cap back on....

***End Of 'It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go BOOM'***