As a gift to all of my loyal fans, I have included this ultra-rare sneak commercial preview to the future sequel to the award winning work, 'Game Over'!
As great a story 'Game Over' was, even it can't compare to the sequel! The upcoming, state-of-the-art sequel to 'Game Over' is even now being pieced together from experimental materials in a zero-gravity writing laboratory in the core of the moon. Here are just a few of the new features!
X-TREME NEW FEATURES!
DOESN'T CAUSE LEPROSY!: I know you're tired of Fanfiction comedies that cause blindness, leprosy, and Venezuelan Death Cancer. Well, scientists have theorized that a sequel to 'Game Over' will not cause ANY of these conditions! What a bargain!
X-TREME DISEASE FREE BARGAIN!
DOESN'T REQUIRE ANIMAL SACRIFICES!: For far too long, FanFictions have forced their readers to sacrifice goats and cattle if they want to read the story. I am happy to report, however, that through new literature technology, the 'Game Over' sequel will not need any sacrifices of any kind in order to run! Cool, huh?
X-TREME COOL, AND ALSO NOT NEEDING TO KILL ANYTHING!
SLICES, DICES, AND GINSUS!: The sequel, even in this early stage, cuts through tomatoes, apples, and pears, AND carrots! Enough cutting power to slice through tough fish and poultry dishes, but enough precision to do that delicate fruit peeling!
X-TREME CUTTING POWER, BUT WITH THE SENSITIVITY YOU NEED!
60% MORE SHADI!: Through the miracle of Hi Power Shadi-Ation Machine Mark X, it is now possible to increase the amount of Shadi present in the sequel by over SIXTY PERCENT! That's almost twice as much Shadi as the leading name-brand Yu-Gi-Oh! FanFic.!
WORD! IT'S SHADI-RIFFIC TO THE X-TREME MAX!
OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!: What the hell is that?
IT'S X-TREME!
NO, YA DON'T SAY!: I got that part. But can you STOP DOING IT?!
NO! IT'S TOO X-TREME TO STOP!
YOU SUCK!: You suck.
SUCK TO THE X-TREME MAX! WAIT…THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!: Oh, I give up. Just… just keep an eye out… the sequel will be here eventually. Once I give it a title and write some of it…
X-TREME SEQUEL WRITING! TO THE MAX! KICKIN'!
I HATE YOU!: I'm gonna find out where you live, and when I do…