A/N Very glad you like the little dialogues at the end. I might do a
PotC/Lotr crossover humour.orgy..slashy..funny...situation. My beta was
nagging anyway. Lol, sso Chapter 3 I think? YES I DO! You know what I need
a title for this chapter. You know who I will ask for said title? BECK! Lol
Chapter 3: Love Machines On The Sympathy Crutches
"An' then the giant sai' to the boy he says 'Jack! Ye can take me gold and me ship! An' I claim thee the most fearsome pirate in all the world-"
"That's not how it goes."
Jack glared down at the boy who was still shivering, wrapped in an odd arrangement of clothing and entwined in the eccentric coverings of Jack's bed. Will had in fact not asked for a story, but received one anyway. He wasn't sure if this was reward or punishment, as Jack seemed to be the hero in every one. The captain in fact, had even gone so far as to recite his daring encounter with a plum in a Christmas pie.
"I'm tellin' the story here!" Jack growled. The pirate looked at the quivering boy whose pale face was bright red with fever. He had seemed to have created a nest in his bed. 'Not just a whelp.' Thought Jack 'A bird whelp, that.nests..'
"Jack?"
The captain was stirred from his reverie from the quavering voice of his self-inflicted charge.
"Jack, why haven't you kicked me off your crew?"
"Believe me, I've trie'! Why do ye think ye keep fallin into the bloody sea!" He had meant it as a joke, but the pained look that crossed Will's faced showed that he was far from in on it.
"Were you really trying to get rid of me? I'm sorry-"
Jack was now very convinced everyone had gone mad but him. Actually he wasn't so sure about him either.
"Wha's in yer head boy?"
"I don't know. Why? Is it important? Are you going to strand me? I can try harder! What do you look for in a crewmember? Can I attain it?"
"No reason, no' really, I'm not going to strand ye, washboard abs, and with prac'ice.yes."
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"Ana I don't understan' why ye wouldn't let us help Jack."
Anamaria was trying very hard to concentrate on the horizon head of her, instead of the asinine fool beside her.
"Because, then we would all be down there."
"Yes togethe'! Aiden young William! No' a one would be alone with him for a mite! The others woul' be righ' there at his side! Constantly! Without break."
"Exactly."
"I dun understand ye mind Ana."
"Mr. Gibbs, can ye not see that."
"That what?"
However there were no words. But Ana was a stubborn woman and would not give up until her point was across.
"Why would Jack want to spend time alone with Will, Gibbs?"
The older pirate seriously considered a moment.
"Why I dunno Ana. Will is a very handsome youth, whilst Cap'n Jack is a rugged, mysterious, experienced sailor. I 'aven't a clue."
Anamaria was seriously considering suicide.
TBC...
JSW: YAY! That came out well I think!
Will: #pout#
JSW: What's wrong NOW!
Will: I miss Leggy.
Jack: NO! NO ye don't miss tha' nancing elf!
JSW: Oh? Is someone getting jealous of their Willpoo?
Will: What did she just call me?
Jack: Willpoo..do you no' like it?
Will: Nooo..
Legolas: Oh my darling Willykins!
Jack: Willykins?
Will+JSW: YAY! LEGGY-LAMB!
Jack: OH NO YOU DON'T!
^Tackles Leggy off into closet^
Will: Huh.
JSW: Yea...
^awkward pause^
Will: So...wanna go braid each others hair?
JSW: OK!
Chapter 3: Love Machines On The Sympathy Crutches
"An' then the giant sai' to the boy he says 'Jack! Ye can take me gold and me ship! An' I claim thee the most fearsome pirate in all the world-"
"That's not how it goes."
Jack glared down at the boy who was still shivering, wrapped in an odd arrangement of clothing and entwined in the eccentric coverings of Jack's bed. Will had in fact not asked for a story, but received one anyway. He wasn't sure if this was reward or punishment, as Jack seemed to be the hero in every one. The captain in fact, had even gone so far as to recite his daring encounter with a plum in a Christmas pie.
"I'm tellin' the story here!" Jack growled. The pirate looked at the quivering boy whose pale face was bright red with fever. He had seemed to have created a nest in his bed. 'Not just a whelp.' Thought Jack 'A bird whelp, that.nests..'
"Jack?"
The captain was stirred from his reverie from the quavering voice of his self-inflicted charge.
"Jack, why haven't you kicked me off your crew?"
"Believe me, I've trie'! Why do ye think ye keep fallin into the bloody sea!" He had meant it as a joke, but the pained look that crossed Will's faced showed that he was far from in on it.
"Were you really trying to get rid of me? I'm sorry-"
Jack was now very convinced everyone had gone mad but him. Actually he wasn't so sure about him either.
"Wha's in yer head boy?"
"I don't know. Why? Is it important? Are you going to strand me? I can try harder! What do you look for in a crewmember? Can I attain it?"
"No reason, no' really, I'm not going to strand ye, washboard abs, and with prac'ice.yes."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Ana I don't understan' why ye wouldn't let us help Jack."
Anamaria was trying very hard to concentrate on the horizon head of her, instead of the asinine fool beside her.
"Because, then we would all be down there."
"Yes togethe'! Aiden young William! No' a one would be alone with him for a mite! The others woul' be righ' there at his side! Constantly! Without break."
"Exactly."
"I dun understand ye mind Ana."
"Mr. Gibbs, can ye not see that."
"That what?"
However there were no words. But Ana was a stubborn woman and would not give up until her point was across.
"Why would Jack want to spend time alone with Will, Gibbs?"
The older pirate seriously considered a moment.
"Why I dunno Ana. Will is a very handsome youth, whilst Cap'n Jack is a rugged, mysterious, experienced sailor. I 'aven't a clue."
Anamaria was seriously considering suicide.
TBC...
JSW: YAY! That came out well I think!
Will: #pout#
JSW: What's wrong NOW!
Will: I miss Leggy.
Jack: NO! NO ye don't miss tha' nancing elf!
JSW: Oh? Is someone getting jealous of their Willpoo?
Will: What did she just call me?
Jack: Willpoo..do you no' like it?
Will: Nooo..
Legolas: Oh my darling Willykins!
Jack: Willykins?
Will+JSW: YAY! LEGGY-LAMB!
Jack: OH NO YOU DON'T!
^Tackles Leggy off into closet^
Will: Huh.
JSW: Yea...
^awkward pause^
Will: So...wanna go braid each others hair?
JSW: OK!