A/N I'm SORRY that Will Is always a lil OOC but that's how he gets written.
Think of him as chibi Will. Not quite as big as...big Will. Whoa I was just
like shaking my head and now I don't feel good. So anyway I'm updating all
of my fics as fast as I possibly can. Bear with me please. That's all I
ask. Alright..wear was I? Oh yes chapter 4! It will be called...hmmmmmmmm.
Wait what's that? Thank you the Strokes!
Chapter 4: You Talk Way Too Much
A sharp banging made Jack leap to his feet. Well sort of, he leapt to his feet only to find a chair in his way and fell gracelessly onto the bed. Thankfully a very cushy invalid was there to break his fall.
"Owwwww! Jack!"
"Sorry. Sorry luv couldn't 'elp it, you're just so squishy an all." He smiled wolfishly.
But there was that accursed banging to attend to that had been the source of all his woe. He sauntered over to the door, and upon opening it discovered it to be a slap in the face.
"Ouch! Why please did tha' happen?"
"Because you're a bloo'y fool and you deserve it!"
"Ana, as much as it brings me joy to hear ye tell me off.."
^slap^
"Ge' out of thes room Sparrow!"
"Alrigh' alrigh'!"
Jack was beginning to not like Ana so much either. he didn't remember her as being quite so mean. Women.very confusing.
Once Jack had confusedly left the room, the young woman knelt beside the wide-eyed boy.
"I know."
"What?"
"I KNOW."
"Know what?"
"Ye know what I'm talking abou'!"
"I'm sorry Ana, but I must confess that I-"
"YES YOU FUCKING DO! OK!"
Will had crouched down into the blankets and his answer was a barely audible squeak.
"Ok I know I know!"
She sighed. Being intimidating was amusing but nonetheless took effort. "So what are ye going to do abou' it?"
"Excuse me. Miss Maria, but what is It that I know again?"
Ana's eye started to twitch. Men...daft...no...sense..stupid..grrr.
"Will I know tha' ye fancy the cap'n."
"Oh ok- WHAT!" he suddenly sprang to his feet and Ana would later tell in tale that he seemed to leap straight skyward. "How do you know? Is it that obvious? No! Please don't tell Jack!"
"Will luv, it is tha' obvious, it is tha' painfully obvious."
William looked about ready to combust at these words.
"Bu' it's only obvious to me. As I am the only one with any sense it seems." She sent a scornful backwards glance towards the closed door. "I won't tell Jack.but Turner, if ye don do somthin' I'm afrai' he really will have to strand ye somewhere."
Exeunt Ana Maria.
As soon as she had departed Jack rushed back into the room frantically.
"Are ye alrigh'? She didn't slap ye did she?"
"She might as well have."
"Wha?"
"Jack?"
"Yes?"
"Never mind."
A/N Sorry I like the dialogue. Not really an inspiration day for me today..mmmmmm sorry. I will try harder.but an update is an update no? And it will keep my beta from committing suicide, so it's all good.
Jack: I coulda writ a bette' chapter then tha'!
JSW: Jack you can't write.
Jack: Yer point bein...
JSW: ^sigh^ never mind. Hey what happened to Will and Leggy?
Jack: .....
JSW: Great..
Jack: Uh oh.
JSW: Well we better find them before it gets too out of hand. I don't want my lil universe getting all messed up.
Chapter 4: You Talk Way Too Much
A sharp banging made Jack leap to his feet. Well sort of, he leapt to his feet only to find a chair in his way and fell gracelessly onto the bed. Thankfully a very cushy invalid was there to break his fall.
"Owwwww! Jack!"
"Sorry. Sorry luv couldn't 'elp it, you're just so squishy an all." He smiled wolfishly.
But there was that accursed banging to attend to that had been the source of all his woe. He sauntered over to the door, and upon opening it discovered it to be a slap in the face.
"Ouch! Why please did tha' happen?"
"Because you're a bloo'y fool and you deserve it!"
"Ana, as much as it brings me joy to hear ye tell me off.."
^slap^
"Ge' out of thes room Sparrow!"
"Alrigh' alrigh'!"
Jack was beginning to not like Ana so much either. he didn't remember her as being quite so mean. Women.very confusing.
Once Jack had confusedly left the room, the young woman knelt beside the wide-eyed boy.
"I know."
"What?"
"I KNOW."
"Know what?"
"Ye know what I'm talking abou'!"
"I'm sorry Ana, but I must confess that I-"
"YES YOU FUCKING DO! OK!"
Will had crouched down into the blankets and his answer was a barely audible squeak.
"Ok I know I know!"
She sighed. Being intimidating was amusing but nonetheless took effort. "So what are ye going to do abou' it?"
"Excuse me. Miss Maria, but what is It that I know again?"
Ana's eye started to twitch. Men...daft...no...sense..stupid..grrr.
"Will I know tha' ye fancy the cap'n."
"Oh ok- WHAT!" he suddenly sprang to his feet and Ana would later tell in tale that he seemed to leap straight skyward. "How do you know? Is it that obvious? No! Please don't tell Jack!"
"Will luv, it is tha' obvious, it is tha' painfully obvious."
William looked about ready to combust at these words.
"Bu' it's only obvious to me. As I am the only one with any sense it seems." She sent a scornful backwards glance towards the closed door. "I won't tell Jack.but Turner, if ye don do somthin' I'm afrai' he really will have to strand ye somewhere."
Exeunt Ana Maria.
As soon as she had departed Jack rushed back into the room frantically.
"Are ye alrigh'? She didn't slap ye did she?"
"She might as well have."
"Wha?"
"Jack?"
"Yes?"
"Never mind."
A/N Sorry I like the dialogue. Not really an inspiration day for me today..mmmmmm sorry. I will try harder.but an update is an update no? And it will keep my beta from committing suicide, so it's all good.
Jack: I coulda writ a bette' chapter then tha'!
JSW: Jack you can't write.
Jack: Yer point bein...
JSW: ^sigh^ never mind. Hey what happened to Will and Leggy?
Jack: .....
JSW: Great..
Jack: Uh oh.
JSW: Well we better find them before it gets too out of hand. I don't want my lil universe getting all messed up.