Me: Hello. I felt like doing a humour story. On with it!
Oni: Kudos first!
Liol- Oni: It sounds interesting, yes. How can you not know what you're gonna have to do? Well, follow the instructions, and you'll find out!!!
Shiva's Fire- Oni: Thank you for joining Sylva in this chaos filled fic! Seems Sylva ain't the only one who likes Sheik...
Me: Now let's get on with it!
Sheik: Sylva does not own Zelda or Shiva's Fire. She only owns herself, thank the goddesses.
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*Sylva is walking down from her dorm when.*
???: Sylva! Come here!
Sylva:*sprints up to the spare room* What's the matter?
Small Chibi:*walks up to her and grabs one of her jean legs* 'Scuse, pretty lady. The man said to give dis to you.*hands her a note*
Sylva: *reading* Dear Sylvanon Audron, it has been decided by the chibi safety society that you should be possessor of five chibis: Oni Link, Dark Link, Kafei, Link and Sheik. Oni Link is the white haired boy with the pupiless eyes. Sheik is the blond boy, and Dark Link is the red eyed, black haired chibi. Kafei has purple hair, and Link is the blonde, blue eyed kid. Please take good care of them. We will return to fetch them in a week. Yours sincerely, The Chibi Safety Society. *looks up* Oh my god...
*Four chibis are gone, only the one called Oni remains*
Oni:*softly* pretty lady, I dink they went downstairs...
Sylva:*point dawns on her**whispers* The sugar cupboard!!*spreads ice blue wings and flies downstairs* phew... They haven't got to it. *spots the ends of caps sticking out the cupboard next to it* There you are! Gotcha!!! *reaches in and pulls out Link and D. Link* Two down, two to go. I'm gonna need some help here. *brings out universal phone* okay then. Next I need my book of universal numbers, but that's in the living room, and I have to watch these two. *light bulb turns on* Oni!!!
Oni: *slides down banister* Yeah?
Sylva: Could you get my phone book for me? It's on the table in the living room.*points*
Oni: *nods**runs off to get book*
D Link:*looks up* Silver!! Play!
Link:*looks up**giggles*
Sylva: *sigh**calls friend* Hello? Is that Shiva?
Shiva:*on other end of line* Yes, how can I help?
Sylva: This is Sylva. I have a problem, and I could use your help.
Shiva:*sits up real quick* I'll be over in a few. *runs out door, locking it behind her*
Sylva: Now to wait...
*bang!*
Door: Sylvanon, there's someone here! Come open the door Sylvanon!
Sylva: I HATE that door...*answers it* Hi Shiva!*looks around* In. Now.
*Shiva walks in quickly and sits down on the sofa, as Sylva grabs Oni and sits him on her shoulder, where he quite happily stays. The other chibis are nowhere to be found. Sylva sits beside Shiva*
Sylva: Here's the problem. Or, should I say, _problems_. I have five chibis in the house, Shiva! And I can't take care of all of them. I need help! And fast!
Shiva: You have chibis? Let me see them!!! Please!
Oni:*speaking for the first time in about ten minutes* I dink you're gonna hafta find dem first!
(A/N: Oni speaks like dis because he can't say his 'th's yet! Sweet!) (O/N: Sylva, I HATE you...)
*fifteen minutes later...*
Shiva: Here little chibis! Come to Shiva!*goes into THE BASEMENT* Hmm, I wonder where they are...
Sylva: *In the kitchen* Guys, where are you? *spots a piece of bandage hanging out a cupboard, and a sniffle from it**opens the cupboard door to find a very scared chibi Sheikah*
Sheik: *sniffle, sniffle*
Sylva: Awwww... *hugs*
Oni:*growls* Grr...
Sheik:*clings like a scared kitten to Sylva**needles appear* Oops...
Sylva:*tuts and removes needles from clothes*
*meanwhile, in THE BASEMENT*
Shiva: Here chibi, chibi, chibi!*doesn't notice a small thing approach her* Huh? AHHH!!*falls over, with Kafei and D. Link clinging to her* Oh, hello! Aw, sweet! Sylva wasn't kidding!*picks both up by the collar, and drags them upstairs*
*back in the kitchen*
Sylva: *cooking pancakes* So, what game do you two want to play now?
Sheik: Don't wanna play! Teach song!!! Sing!
Oni: Yeah! Song, please???????????
Sylva: I can't sing!
Oni: I heard you a few minutes ago! You were singing! Sing!
Sylva: Oh, all right. But just one... *turns stereo with karaoke music on up*
'Uptown guy! He's been living in his uptown mind. I bet he's never had a backstreet gal, I bet his mama never told him why. I'm gonna try, for an uptown guy! He's been living with an upright kind. As long as anyone with hot blood can, and that's just looking for a downtown gal, that's what I am.'
Oni: Cool!
Sylva:*turns stereo down* that's all I'm singing for now.
Sheik: Oh...
Shiva:*climbs up basement steps* I found two!*holds up D. Link and Kafei* Oh, cute!!!!!!!*drops the two and picks up Sheik* I want!
Sylva: *grinning* you can have. For a week, anyway.*goes back to pancakes, which are cooked and ready to eat**clicks fingers and the food flies onto plates on the table* Not bad, eh?
Shiva: Got anything else?
Chibis: FOOD!!!!
*the table is suddenly crowded by the four as they eat the pancakes.*
Oni:*with two pancakes on a plate* Pigs.*continues eating*
Sylva + Shiva: *look at each other**simultaneously* Badass attitude!
Sylva: He's still got it!*counts chibis* Link is still missing!!!*gasp*
Shiva: Relax, I'll go find him. C'mon, Sheik.*walks off with chibi in tow*
Oni: More for me.*grabs pancakes and chows down*
Sylva:*giggle* Pig.*giggle*
Oni:*copyrighted glare-of-death-and-destruction-to-all-those-who-get-caught- in-the-way*
*in bedrooms*
Link: They'll never find me here!*peeks out from under bed*
Shiva:*walks into the spare room* Link, oh Link. Where are you?
Link: Over here!*suddenly is grabbed by throat and carried downstairs*
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Me: oh, what's gonna happen? R&R to find out!
Oni: Kudos first!
Liol- Oni: It sounds interesting, yes. How can you not know what you're gonna have to do? Well, follow the instructions, and you'll find out!!!
Shiva's Fire- Oni: Thank you for joining Sylva in this chaos filled fic! Seems Sylva ain't the only one who likes Sheik...
Me: Now let's get on with it!
Sheik: Sylva does not own Zelda or Shiva's Fire. She only owns herself, thank the goddesses.
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*Sylva is walking down from her dorm when.*
???: Sylva! Come here!
Sylva:*sprints up to the spare room* What's the matter?
Small Chibi:*walks up to her and grabs one of her jean legs* 'Scuse, pretty lady. The man said to give dis to you.*hands her a note*
Sylva: *reading* Dear Sylvanon Audron, it has been decided by the chibi safety society that you should be possessor of five chibis: Oni Link, Dark Link, Kafei, Link and Sheik. Oni Link is the white haired boy with the pupiless eyes. Sheik is the blond boy, and Dark Link is the red eyed, black haired chibi. Kafei has purple hair, and Link is the blonde, blue eyed kid. Please take good care of them. We will return to fetch them in a week. Yours sincerely, The Chibi Safety Society. *looks up* Oh my god...
*Four chibis are gone, only the one called Oni remains*
Oni:*softly* pretty lady, I dink they went downstairs...
Sylva:*point dawns on her**whispers* The sugar cupboard!!*spreads ice blue wings and flies downstairs* phew... They haven't got to it. *spots the ends of caps sticking out the cupboard next to it* There you are! Gotcha!!! *reaches in and pulls out Link and D. Link* Two down, two to go. I'm gonna need some help here. *brings out universal phone* okay then. Next I need my book of universal numbers, but that's in the living room, and I have to watch these two. *light bulb turns on* Oni!!!
Oni: *slides down banister* Yeah?
Sylva: Could you get my phone book for me? It's on the table in the living room.*points*
Oni: *nods**runs off to get book*
D Link:*looks up* Silver!! Play!
Link:*looks up**giggles*
Sylva: *sigh**calls friend* Hello? Is that Shiva?
Shiva:*on other end of line* Yes, how can I help?
Sylva: This is Sylva. I have a problem, and I could use your help.
Shiva:*sits up real quick* I'll be over in a few. *runs out door, locking it behind her*
Sylva: Now to wait...
*bang!*
Door: Sylvanon, there's someone here! Come open the door Sylvanon!
Sylva: I HATE that door...*answers it* Hi Shiva!*looks around* In. Now.
*Shiva walks in quickly and sits down on the sofa, as Sylva grabs Oni and sits him on her shoulder, where he quite happily stays. The other chibis are nowhere to be found. Sylva sits beside Shiva*
Sylva: Here's the problem. Or, should I say, _problems_. I have five chibis in the house, Shiva! And I can't take care of all of them. I need help! And fast!
Shiva: You have chibis? Let me see them!!! Please!
Oni:*speaking for the first time in about ten minutes* I dink you're gonna hafta find dem first!
(A/N: Oni speaks like dis because he can't say his 'th's yet! Sweet!) (O/N: Sylva, I HATE you...)
*fifteen minutes later...*
Shiva: Here little chibis! Come to Shiva!*goes into THE BASEMENT* Hmm, I wonder where they are...
Sylva: *In the kitchen* Guys, where are you? *spots a piece of bandage hanging out a cupboard, and a sniffle from it**opens the cupboard door to find a very scared chibi Sheikah*
Sheik: *sniffle, sniffle*
Sylva: Awwww... *hugs*
Oni:*growls* Grr...
Sheik:*clings like a scared kitten to Sylva**needles appear* Oops...
Sylva:*tuts and removes needles from clothes*
*meanwhile, in THE BASEMENT*
Shiva: Here chibi, chibi, chibi!*doesn't notice a small thing approach her* Huh? AHHH!!*falls over, with Kafei and D. Link clinging to her* Oh, hello! Aw, sweet! Sylva wasn't kidding!*picks both up by the collar, and drags them upstairs*
*back in the kitchen*
Sylva: *cooking pancakes* So, what game do you two want to play now?
Sheik: Don't wanna play! Teach song!!! Sing!
Oni: Yeah! Song, please???????????
Sylva: I can't sing!
Oni: I heard you a few minutes ago! You were singing! Sing!
Sylva: Oh, all right. But just one... *turns stereo with karaoke music on up*
'Uptown guy! He's been living in his uptown mind. I bet he's never had a backstreet gal, I bet his mama never told him why. I'm gonna try, for an uptown guy! He's been living with an upright kind. As long as anyone with hot blood can, and that's just looking for a downtown gal, that's what I am.'
Oni: Cool!
Sylva:*turns stereo down* that's all I'm singing for now.
Sheik: Oh...
Shiva:*climbs up basement steps* I found two!*holds up D. Link and Kafei* Oh, cute!!!!!!!*drops the two and picks up Sheik* I want!
Sylva: *grinning* you can have. For a week, anyway.*goes back to pancakes, which are cooked and ready to eat**clicks fingers and the food flies onto plates on the table* Not bad, eh?
Shiva: Got anything else?
Chibis: FOOD!!!!
*the table is suddenly crowded by the four as they eat the pancakes.*
Oni:*with two pancakes on a plate* Pigs.*continues eating*
Sylva + Shiva: *look at each other**simultaneously* Badass attitude!
Sylva: He's still got it!*counts chibis* Link is still missing!!!*gasp*
Shiva: Relax, I'll go find him. C'mon, Sheik.*walks off with chibi in tow*
Oni: More for me.*grabs pancakes and chows down*
Sylva:*giggle* Pig.*giggle*
Oni:*copyrighted glare-of-death-and-destruction-to-all-those-who-get-caught- in-the-way*
*in bedrooms*
Link: They'll never find me here!*peeks out from under bed*
Shiva:*walks into the spare room* Link, oh Link. Where are you?
Link: Over here!*suddenly is grabbed by throat and carried downstairs*
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Me: oh, what's gonna happen? R&R to find out!