I hate Kaddar:
'I hate him.' Weiryn told the man next to him.
'Have you ever noticed that Sarra and Daine laugh when we both get in trouble at the same time?'
'So?'
'I think they're kidding.' Numair looked at the god.
'We never should have gotten married.' Weiryn looked back at the stars.
'You and Sarra are married?' Numair asked.
'As far as being Gods go.'
'That makes sense.' Numair said thoughtfully. 'I knew getting married was a bad idea.'
'Why?' Weiryn asked letting his voice go down.
'Not just to Daine, to anyone.' Numair replied quickly.
'Ha, I can see to my daughter. She drives me insane.' Weiryn rolled his eyes.
'Yah, but she's sweet and...' Numair didn't finish his sentence.
'And?' Weiryn looked at him seriously.
'I don't think you want me to finish.' Numair said.
'Try me.' The god replied.
'and she's make up for driving me insane in a bad way with driving me insane in a good way.' Numair winced, so did Weiryn.
'Yah, I didn't want to know.' The god made a face. 'what should we do to the other one?'
'Kaddar? Kill him.'
'He's the emperor and I have to see the graveyard hag in three days.' Weiryn sounded unhappy. 'I'd love to though.'
'He made a move on Daine.' Numair said with out looking at the god next to him.
'the hag will be fine.' Weiryn got up.
'Or we could do what I did last night.' Numair smiled.
'Which was?' Weiryn grinned evilly with him.
'Oh, I think you'll like it...' Numair stood up and told him.
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'Did you two have fun last night?' Daine asked. She sat in Numair's lap.
'Oh, lots.' Numair grinned.
'What did you two-' Sarra asked.
'AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!' Kaddar cried.
'Weiryn!' Sarra yelled.
'What did you do?' Daine asked.
'Oh, you thought it was funny.' Numair replied.
'Daine!' Sarra looked at her, hands on her hips.
'I was asleep all night! Oh...' Daine smiled. 'Yah, that he disserves.'
'You!' Kaddar came to the door. He had dung all over his face for the second day in the row. Daine, Numair, and Weiryn laughed. Sarra slapped Daine's hand gently.
'Kaddar, having trouble?' Numair laughed.
'I know you had something to do with this!' He replied.
'Will that's what you get for kissing my wife, and then hitting her.' Numair replied. Weiryn went dead quiet.
'What?' Kaddar asked.
'In the memories that Daine gave me I found an interesting one. You told her I didn't love her and then when she told you to shut up you hit her.' Numair got up. 'I think you disserved that.' He told him walking by.
'you'd disserve what my uncle tried.' Kaddar replied.
'I hope you have fun trying to figure out how to get people to actually like you.' Kaddar tackled Numair.
'Weiryn, do something!' Sarra cried.
'No, I'd rather watch Numair beat him up.' The gods sat back down.
'I hate him.' Weiryn told the man next to him.
'Have you ever noticed that Sarra and Daine laugh when we both get in trouble at the same time?'
'So?'
'I think they're kidding.' Numair looked at the god.
'We never should have gotten married.' Weiryn looked back at the stars.
'You and Sarra are married?' Numair asked.
'As far as being Gods go.'
'That makes sense.' Numair said thoughtfully. 'I knew getting married was a bad idea.'
'Why?' Weiryn asked letting his voice go down.
'Not just to Daine, to anyone.' Numair replied quickly.
'Ha, I can see to my daughter. She drives me insane.' Weiryn rolled his eyes.
'Yah, but she's sweet and...' Numair didn't finish his sentence.
'And?' Weiryn looked at him seriously.
'I don't think you want me to finish.' Numair said.
'Try me.' The god replied.
'and she's make up for driving me insane in a bad way with driving me insane in a good way.' Numair winced, so did Weiryn.
'Yah, I didn't want to know.' The god made a face. 'what should we do to the other one?'
'Kaddar? Kill him.'
'He's the emperor and I have to see the graveyard hag in three days.' Weiryn sounded unhappy. 'I'd love to though.'
'He made a move on Daine.' Numair said with out looking at the god next to him.
'the hag will be fine.' Weiryn got up.
'Or we could do what I did last night.' Numair smiled.
'Which was?' Weiryn grinned evilly with him.
'Oh, I think you'll like it...' Numair stood up and told him.
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'Did you two have fun last night?' Daine asked. She sat in Numair's lap.
'Oh, lots.' Numair grinned.
'What did you two-' Sarra asked.
'AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!' Kaddar cried.
'Weiryn!' Sarra yelled.
'What did you do?' Daine asked.
'Oh, you thought it was funny.' Numair replied.
'Daine!' Sarra looked at her, hands on her hips.
'I was asleep all night! Oh...' Daine smiled. 'Yah, that he disserves.'
'You!' Kaddar came to the door. He had dung all over his face for the second day in the row. Daine, Numair, and Weiryn laughed. Sarra slapped Daine's hand gently.
'Kaddar, having trouble?' Numair laughed.
'I know you had something to do with this!' He replied.
'Will that's what you get for kissing my wife, and then hitting her.' Numair replied. Weiryn went dead quiet.
'What?' Kaddar asked.
'In the memories that Daine gave me I found an interesting one. You told her I didn't love her and then when she told you to shut up you hit her.' Numair got up. 'I think you disserved that.' He told him walking by.
'you'd disserve what my uncle tried.' Kaddar replied.
'I hope you have fun trying to figure out how to get people to actually like you.' Kaddar tackled Numair.
'Weiryn, do something!' Sarra cried.
'No, I'd rather watch Numair beat him up.' The gods sat back down.