Hey! I'm Fox! This is my first fic! I know it may suck a little, but I
don't think it's that bad. Or is it? Just read.
I'm so glad to be here in FanFiction.Net. And I owe it all to Master. Thank you for not killing me.
DISCLAIMER~ I do not own the Teen Titans; they belong to DC. I do not own the T-Car; it belongs to Cyborg. And I do not own Fox Slave; I belong to my Master.
A/N: Hey Yomarie!
"You guys wanna go out for pizza?" Cyborg asked Robin, BeastBoy, and Raven, who were all on the couch. Raven was reading a book, and BeastBoy was too entertained by a commercial, so Robin had to answer this one.
"Thanks," Robin replied. "But Starfire is making lunch in the kitchen." Just then, Starfire brought in a bowl of pudding. "Friends," she said. "Come taste my pudding of friendship. I made sure I added enough mustard, apple from the pine, and vinegar for taste. Who wants to lick the stirring utensil?"
"I'm going out for pizza," Cyborg said.
"Me too," BeastBoy said, following Cyborg.
"If you're coming with me, then you'll have to eat what I buy. We'll be having extra pepperoni."
"That's not fair!" BeastBoy protested. He took a look at Star's pudding and swore he saw something move in it. "Please, Cy!! Don't do this to me! How could you just leave me here like that?! Where did our friendship go?"
Cyborg was long-gone from the Tower before BeastBoy could finish begging. Raven sat on the sofa as if nothing was going on. Starfire had left to serve the pudding on separate bowls. Robin held the spoon in front of BeastBoy's face and smile wryly.
"Want to give it a try?" Robin asked. BeastBoy was horrified.
"I have to get out of here."
BeastBoy turned on the lights in the garage. "Yes!" he cheered. "Cyborg left the T-Car here!"
"That's because," Robin said, "Cyborg said he needed to finish some repairs."
"He just needed to fix the turbo and buff it a little," BeastBoy replied. "It can still run just fine." BeastBoy jumped into it. "Wanna come with?"
"I don't think it's such a good idea."
"What? Don't you trust me?" BeastBoy's eyes grew large and full with fake tears. They got right to Robin.
"It's not that, I just--"
Just then, as if on cue, Raven walked in. "Robin," she called, "Starfire wants you to be the one to try the pudding first. Something about Zecophylis honors." Raven looked at BeastBoy.
"Hey, Raven. Wanna come with me to Tofu Palace?"
"I'd rather stay here and not get killed."
Robin stared at the spoonful of pudding. He gulped.
"Must we wear these sausages around our necks?" Raven asked.
"Oh, most certainly!" Starfire beamed. "Wearing frozen meat products around one's neck is an essential part of the Zecophylis festival!"
".Festival?"
Robin was ready to taste the pudding that might kill him. He was about to shove the spoon into his mouth when BeastBoy ran into Robin, making him drop the pudding.
'God bless you BeastBoy! Thank you!' Robin thought. He felt like hugging him. Instead, he yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you?!!"
"Guys! I've smashed Cyborg's car!!" BeastBoy cried.
"Already?" Raven asked, taking the ridiculous smelly sausages off her neck. "You've set a world record."
"BeastBoy? What were you doing in Cyborg's car?" Starfire asked.
"I was going to Tofu Palace."
"Isn't that on the other side of town?" Raven asked BeastBoy. BeastBoy nodded.
"Damn," Robin replied. "That's where they have the 90 degree-vertical steep hills." "And if that's not enough to kill you," Raven continued, "they have these sudden curves on the bottom and flowers on the end where they bury the dead people." "Did you die?" Starfire asked. The group stared at her. "Yes, Starfire," BeastBoy answered in a serious voice. "I'm dead. I'm just a figment of your imagination, a figment that interacts with other people." "So, in which part did you crash?" Robin asked. "And why aren't you dead?" Raven demanded to know.
BeastBoy took them to the garage, where the T-Car was smashed against the garage door. "I sort of forgot to open the door," BeastBoy confessed. "Just look at this thing," Robin said. "It's completely destroyed." "Seems like the turbo was working after all," BeastBoy chuckled. "Cyborg is going to be glad to hear that," Raven said sarcastically. "What am I going to do?" BeastBoy cried. "Cyborg is going to blast me into animal shit!"
"Perhaps you should move to my planet," Starfire suggested. "Every Kasjant is Sarzaden Day." "Maybe if you're lucky, I could send you to another dimension far away from the one we live in now," Raven said. "I think it would be best if BeastBoy just tells Cyborg," Robin (duh!) told Raven. "You think Cyborg will forgive me if I did?" BeastBoy asked, starting to see the silver lining. "No. He'll probably make you his slave for life, but it sure is cheaper than a trip to Tamaran." "C'mon, Robin!" BeastBoy protested. "I'm as serious as a heart attack!" "So am I," Robin responded. "Tell Cyborg the truth before he finds out. He'll kill you worse if he does. Trust me." BeastBoy thought about it and eventually promised to tell the truth. Starfire left to get a blanket to put over the T-Car so that they were sure BeastBoy would tell the truth before Cyborg found out.
So, how'd you like it? I've already written other chapies, but I'll continue only if I receive one or more reviews. I promise my next chapter is much better. I accept any suggestions.
FOX OUT!!
I'm so glad to be here in FanFiction.Net. And I owe it all to Master. Thank you for not killing me.
DISCLAIMER~ I do not own the Teen Titans; they belong to DC. I do not own the T-Car; it belongs to Cyborg. And I do not own Fox Slave; I belong to my Master.
A/N: Hey Yomarie!
"You guys wanna go out for pizza?" Cyborg asked Robin, BeastBoy, and Raven, who were all on the couch. Raven was reading a book, and BeastBoy was too entertained by a commercial, so Robin had to answer this one.
"Thanks," Robin replied. "But Starfire is making lunch in the kitchen." Just then, Starfire brought in a bowl of pudding. "Friends," she said. "Come taste my pudding of friendship. I made sure I added enough mustard, apple from the pine, and vinegar for taste. Who wants to lick the stirring utensil?"
"I'm going out for pizza," Cyborg said.
"Me too," BeastBoy said, following Cyborg.
"If you're coming with me, then you'll have to eat what I buy. We'll be having extra pepperoni."
"That's not fair!" BeastBoy protested. He took a look at Star's pudding and swore he saw something move in it. "Please, Cy!! Don't do this to me! How could you just leave me here like that?! Where did our friendship go?"
Cyborg was long-gone from the Tower before BeastBoy could finish begging. Raven sat on the sofa as if nothing was going on. Starfire had left to serve the pudding on separate bowls. Robin held the spoon in front of BeastBoy's face and smile wryly.
"Want to give it a try?" Robin asked. BeastBoy was horrified.
"I have to get out of here."
BeastBoy turned on the lights in the garage. "Yes!" he cheered. "Cyborg left the T-Car here!"
"That's because," Robin said, "Cyborg said he needed to finish some repairs."
"He just needed to fix the turbo and buff it a little," BeastBoy replied. "It can still run just fine." BeastBoy jumped into it. "Wanna come with?"
"I don't think it's such a good idea."
"What? Don't you trust me?" BeastBoy's eyes grew large and full with fake tears. They got right to Robin.
"It's not that, I just--"
Just then, as if on cue, Raven walked in. "Robin," she called, "Starfire wants you to be the one to try the pudding first. Something about Zecophylis honors." Raven looked at BeastBoy.
"Hey, Raven. Wanna come with me to Tofu Palace?"
"I'd rather stay here and not get killed."
Robin stared at the spoonful of pudding. He gulped.
"Must we wear these sausages around our necks?" Raven asked.
"Oh, most certainly!" Starfire beamed. "Wearing frozen meat products around one's neck is an essential part of the Zecophylis festival!"
".Festival?"
Robin was ready to taste the pudding that might kill him. He was about to shove the spoon into his mouth when BeastBoy ran into Robin, making him drop the pudding.
'God bless you BeastBoy! Thank you!' Robin thought. He felt like hugging him. Instead, he yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you?!!"
"Guys! I've smashed Cyborg's car!!" BeastBoy cried.
"Already?" Raven asked, taking the ridiculous smelly sausages off her neck. "You've set a world record."
"BeastBoy? What were you doing in Cyborg's car?" Starfire asked.
"I was going to Tofu Palace."
"Isn't that on the other side of town?" Raven asked BeastBoy. BeastBoy nodded.
"Damn," Robin replied. "That's where they have the 90 degree-vertical steep hills." "And if that's not enough to kill you," Raven continued, "they have these sudden curves on the bottom and flowers on the end where they bury the dead people." "Did you die?" Starfire asked. The group stared at her. "Yes, Starfire," BeastBoy answered in a serious voice. "I'm dead. I'm just a figment of your imagination, a figment that interacts with other people." "So, in which part did you crash?" Robin asked. "And why aren't you dead?" Raven demanded to know.
BeastBoy took them to the garage, where the T-Car was smashed against the garage door. "I sort of forgot to open the door," BeastBoy confessed. "Just look at this thing," Robin said. "It's completely destroyed." "Seems like the turbo was working after all," BeastBoy chuckled. "Cyborg is going to be glad to hear that," Raven said sarcastically. "What am I going to do?" BeastBoy cried. "Cyborg is going to blast me into animal shit!"
"Perhaps you should move to my planet," Starfire suggested. "Every Kasjant is Sarzaden Day." "Maybe if you're lucky, I could send you to another dimension far away from the one we live in now," Raven said. "I think it would be best if BeastBoy just tells Cyborg," Robin (duh!) told Raven. "You think Cyborg will forgive me if I did?" BeastBoy asked, starting to see the silver lining. "No. He'll probably make you his slave for life, but it sure is cheaper than a trip to Tamaran." "C'mon, Robin!" BeastBoy protested. "I'm as serious as a heart attack!" "So am I," Robin responded. "Tell Cyborg the truth before he finds out. He'll kill you worse if he does. Trust me." BeastBoy thought about it and eventually promised to tell the truth. Starfire left to get a blanket to put over the T-Car so that they were sure BeastBoy would tell the truth before Cyborg found out.
So, how'd you like it? I've already written other chapies, but I'll continue only if I receive one or more reviews. I promise my next chapter is much better. I accept any suggestions.
FOX OUT!!