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In a secret cave, in a secret room, there was a secret conference being held in secret. Sandy the Sheep (evil) was holding a conference with the Evil Fodder of Avalar. (EFA) Sandy took role.

"Bob the Lizard" (Minion)

"Here."

"Dan the Bunny" (Accomplice)

"Here."

"Carl the Snowball" (Lackey)

"Here."

"Floyd the Frog" (Male)

"Here."

"Well, now that everyone's here, let's get down to business. First off, we've got to destroy the Angry Mob (heroes) if we want to wreak havoc all over." said Sandy. "Now, this place is where we will always come to discuss our secret plans. This place is so secret, so hidden, so unknown, that nobody will ever find us plotting!"

Just then, a pizza delivery guy walked in. (joke) "Is this the place that ordered an extra-large pepperoni pizza?" he asked.

Bob handed him some money and took the pizza. "Thank you! Bye-bye!" he put the pizza on the table and everyone grabbed a slice except Sandy. The sheep turned an interesting shade of red and steam poured out of his ears.

"You idiot!" he raged, "We've been searching all over for a secret hideout that nobody knows about and then you have to go and order pizza so now that guy knows our secret!"

"Relax." said Carl (lackey), "We can always go back and get rid of him." Sandy groaned, thought about that for a second, and then joined in the rush for pizza. Dan leaned over to Floyd.

"Did you see how worked up he got over pizza?" he whispered.

"Yeah, I guess I can't bring my girlfriend by here after she gets off from work." replied Floyd. Dan (fixed income) stared at him in shock.

"You have a girlfriend?"

Somewhere in Avalar, a pitchfork-shaped signal shone up in the sky. Spyro looked at it, and then he ran off to the Angry Mob hideout. "Guys!" he yelled. Everyone looked up from their game of dominos. No one knew exactly where or when the Angry Mob learned to play dominoes. Some believed that they picked it up in their sleep, or as the result of a trip to a retirement home. (Rambling)

Sorry. I'll try and stay focused on the story at hand.

"Someone needs the Angry Mob! Quick, to the pitchfork-mobile!"

The Angry Mob, disguised as a mild-mannered bird watching society, realized that they had no pitchfork-mobile and climbed onto their motorcycles instead.

They sped over to Autumn Plains (in Avalar), where they found the Evil Fodder of Avalar terrorizing the land. They were vandalizing trees, throwing lit dynamite around, attacking pizza guys, and scaring little kids. They were trying to drain the pond, and they were stalking random people.

The goat walked by, whistling.

"The fiends!" said Hunter. "Attacking pizza guys like that!"

"Let's get 'em!" yelled Sheila. The Angry Mob pulled off their bird- watching disguises to reveal to everyone that they were the Angry Mob! The official Angry Mob theme song kicked in.

"Look! It's the Angry Mob!" shouted Carl (divorced). The Angry Mob advanced on the EFA, waving pitchforks and torches and chanting 'GET THEM' like they had been taught.

"Dang, I knew we overreacted when that guy said our pizza coupons had expired!" said Sandy. "Let's get outta here!" The EFA ran away. The citizens of Avalar cheered.

"Once again, the day is saved! Thanks to the Angry Mob!" cheered Elora. The Angry Mob quickly went into a nearby restroom and changed back into their mild-mannered bird-watcher's outfits (Hey, you try fitting thirty-six people in a phone booth!) and went back to their secret hideout.

"Now we are back in our secret hideout." Bianca mused. "Our little secret place that nobody, especially the EFA can find and discover our secret identity, and where we secretly discuss secret plans."

Just then a pizza delivery guy walked in and asked "This the place that ordered the seventeen extra-large pepperoni pizzas?"

Hunter paid the guy and took the pizza. "Hey, guys! To celebrate another victory, I ordered us pizza!" he said. Elora slapped him.

"Hunter! This place is supposed to be secret and you OH! Is that pepperoni?"

Everyone forgave Hunter for giving away the location of their hideout, ate pizza and simply placed the pizza guy on their hit-list.

Please insert some form of author's note here.