Epilogue for Angry Mob, part I.
Skippet D. Goat and the rest of her goat friends began to teach the Angry Mob various forms of Martial Arts. A few of the goats even took up knitting. The goats later decided to move on to better things, and decided to go traveling.
Sandy the Sheep became severely depressed after not winning and completely failing as an evil villain. He went and enrolled himself in an anger-management class and dedicated his life to helping out other thumb-less evildoers. Sandy went and created a variety of devices to overcome missing thumbs, though it was difficult to find someone to sponsor him. Finally, he was able to earn a generous grant from the National Society of Potential Criminals so he could continue his work.
The Evil Ghost Duck founded a rehabilitation clinic for the remainder of the EFA and helped them overcome their mental issues. The clinic became very widely known and soon used lackeys from all over the world were signing themselves in. The Evil Ghost Duck then legally changed his name to Ghost Duck, and was able to stop pretending to be a male duck. Again, the cross-dressing was for political reasons that we won't go into.
Clem quit his job as the card holder and went to seek his fortune elsewhere. That didn't work out so well, and he ended up getting a job at a pizza parlor. Later, he joined the NSPC. That fact became a crucial plot point.
Moneybags, having been left on his own for so long, accidentally wandered into the Annual Redneck Taxidermy Competition. He said some things that he shouldn't have and things snowballed from there...
And finally, The Angry Mob took karate lessons from the goats for awhile and then retired. They then received a phone call from a film studio that wanted to make a movie out of their adventures. The Angry Mob agreed to this, and ended up starring in their own major motion picture. The film was a hit and managed to spawn several sequels. The Angry Mob eventually settled down to lead a quiet life until their next escapade.
Here, just for fun, is the Angry Mob's movie trailer.
Narrator- Somewhere in Avalar, evil is afoot.
-Cut to Moneybags trying to scam an Electroll.-
Moneybags-Yes, I guarantee you that these inflatable matches have a lifelong warranty!
Narrator- A call goes out...
(The Electroll presses the big red shiny emergency button that appears for no reason whatsoever. The pitchfork sign goes up in the air.)
Narrator- ...to the only people who can help save the day...
-Cut to a group of dark figures standing on a hilltop on motorcycles.-
Moneybags- Gasp! It's them!
(Dark figures start racing down the hill on their motorcycles towards Moneybags)
-The dark figures come into the light very quickly-
Narrator- ...the only people who can conquer all that is stupid...
-Cut to Moneybags being run over by the Angry Mob-
Narrator-...the only people known as... The Angry Mob!
-Cuts to blackness-
Narrator- In 2004...
-Cut to the Angry Mob practicing in the cave.-
Spyro- Pay attention now!
-Cuts to the scene with Hunter tied to a chair and Moneybags and the Evil Ghost Duck are Standing by-
Hunter- What is it? What's he gonna do?
Moneybags- I don't know! I barely speak duck!
-Cuts to blackness-
Narrator-...an unstoppable force...
-Cut to the Angry Mob in New York-
Bianca- Taxi! Taxi!
Elora- It's no use! No one wants to pick up a large birdwatching group.
Narrator- ...will take on an evil so dangerous...
-Cuts to scene where the Angry Mob is defeating the really big army –
Sandy's voice- You cannot outnumber me!
-cuts to scene with the evil ghost duck flying over the angry mob-
Angry Mob- AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Narrator-... so ruthless...
-Cuts to scene at the awards ceremony.-
Announcer- Now I shall reveal myself!
Narrator- ...so woolly...
(Sandy pulls off his mask)
Angry Mob- Gasp!
-Cuts to darkness-
Narrator-...that they must work together to defeat it.
(Action sequence, fast orchestra music plays) (cuts to the Angry Mob throwing Moneybags off the cliff in Frozen Altars) Moneybags-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Cuts to the scene where the Angry Mob tramples Moneybags) Moneybags-They're wearing CLEATS! (Cuts to scene where Spyro taps on the goat's shoulder) Spyro- Who are you and why are you whistling? (Cuts to scene where the EFA is plotting in their secret hideout) Pizza guy- Is this the place that ordered an extra-large pepperoni pizza? (Cuts to the final battle scene) (Goats do their karate moves) Goats- HiYAH!
-Cuts to darkness-
Narrator- (as words appear on screen) Angry Mob: the movie
Spyro- Quick! To the pitchfork mobile!
Words appear on screen- Coming Soon