Disclaimer: I don't own Harry. Nor do I want to.

Harry
Harry I dislike you!
You have no common sense.
I want to beat you with something dense.
You're not the only one with problems,
You should be attacked by goblins!
I desire to hurt you very much.
I want to lock you in a hutch!
You bug me.
That's not good you see.
You make me want to use my eyes as hats for my finger.
If you come near me don't linger.
I want you to sit in a ditch way over there.
You don't even HAVE messy hair.
It's just thick.
You could use a good kick!
I REALLY dislike you.

A/N: I don't dislike the Harry Potter books, Harry just bugs me, James is a
sexist mother, and Cho is a future hooker of England. I have interesting
opinions . . . To all the Harry fans: no offense. Go on worshiping him
as you were.
To the reviewers:
Kaiba'sNekoJin: Sorry I haven't updated. I feel bad. I'm glad you love
it.
born to be hanged: Glad you find it amusing, and no, I don't like Cho. Why
did you flame my friend? PurpleSaffire.
that sucked(): Well SOME people liked it! You are my first Flamer! YAY!