Disclaimer: I do not own the wimpy oaf this poem is about. ; D

Ron

Ron, you are a stupid ant.
Be your own person you can't.
All you do is whatever you are told.
It's getting old.
You never come up with a plan.
It's always, 'Harry is the man.'
You're a real big wimp.
You could probably get your @$$ kicked by a chimp.
I don't know what Hermione sees in you.
Get away from me! SHOO!
Ron, get a life.

Shortness. I know. Well Nilanthir-Shay-Phoneix, here's the Ron poem you asked for. Hope you liked.

To the reviewers:

Nilanthir-Shay-Phoneix: Glad you liked. Here is the Ron one. Hope you like this one too. Anon: Thank you. You are my new favorite person. born to be hanged: Oh. Ok. I don't know how I can dislike Harry yet like the books. *shrugs* Oh well.