The Valentine Chicken

Hey yall! Sorry I haven't updated in a long time! So I give my thanks to poketr! Without that author I wouldn't be inspired to write the next chapter! I thought I was gonna quit but when I got this other review I started up again. So on to chapter 3!

Chapter 3
Poo and Frieza's Fighting Chicken Ninja's

Goku went up to Chi-chi and hugged her.

"Welcome back!" He said cheerfully thinking about the present.

"How 'bout I start dinner?" Chi-chi asked them.

"SURE!" They both shouted.

'Man I can't wait to give Goku his buffet table!' Chi-chi thought. 'I wonder if he got me anything.'

"Wow mom all that shopping made me hungry!" The half sayian said. Chi-chi walked inside.

"Squishhh Squashhh!" Something seeped into Chi-chi new shoes. Chi-chi looked down.

"MY NEW SHOES!!!" Chi-chi screamed. Gohan walked in and sniffed the air.

"EWW DAD WHAT DID YA DO?!" Gohan screamed covering his nose and running to his room.

"Whewwey Vegeta made a big mess!" Goku said. (Goku decided to name the chicken Vegeta because Vegeta was stubborn and the chicken was too!)

'Good thing I hid Vegeta under Gohan's bed!' Goku thought.

"HOW DARE YOU BLAME THIS ON VEGETA!" Chi-chi screamed.

"But..."

"I thought we handled your little poopy problem Goku." Chi-chi sighed.

"Sorry." Goku whined.

"Just clean it up!" Chi-chi cried looking at her new shoes. She sighed again and walked to their room.

Goku started to clean it up. When he was finished it was already 12:00 AM

. Gohan

"Man this math is hard!" Gohan said. "I'd better go to bed now." Gohan yawned and got into his pj's and crawled into bed. (Now we are going to go into Gohan's dreams!!! – gohans1girl)

Gohan's Dream

It was a beautiful day and Gohan was walking in a patch of flowers. He was collecting flowers for the beautiful queen. Queen Chi. He had just rescued her from the one and only evil Math Book! He went to the queen. When he did, everything turned black! An evil chuckle came from behind smoke. It was FRIEZA!

Not the dream

Vegeta got loose from under the bed. It crawled onto Gohan.

Dream

"I've got a surprise for you." He said.

Not dream

Vegeta got close to Gohan's face.

Dream

"It's CHICKEN NINJA'S" He started laughing like a maniac. "ATTACK!" Millions of chickens started to attack Gohan.

Not dream

Vegeta jumped on Gohan's head and pecked on it three times. Then it went "COCKODOODLEDOO!"

"MOM, DAD, FRIEZA'S ATTACKED WITH HIS FIGHTING NINJA CHICKENS!!!!" Gohan screamed. Chi-chi and Goku rushed in.

"FRIEZA?" Goku asked/screamed.

THE END

Sorry it's so short but hey I finally have the guts to leave a cliff hanger! Oh and Gohan's NOT gay! Because I'm gonna marry 'im!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trunksgirl- Oh please. What happened to Videl?

Gohans1girl: Oh her there was a tragic accident concerning me her cough body , rope , frying pans, bricks, and a river.

Trunksgirl: (sweatdrops while slowly backing up.) Woooaaahh! Your insane aren't you.

Gohans1girl: So are you. I mean look at this story.

Trunksgirl: Oh yeah . (Grabs a frying pan and wacks gohans1girl.) Just in case. Please R & R everybody. Kay?

Gohans1girl: Elephants and otters. Wooohoooo.