Author's Note: This is my first attempt at writing, so tell me what's wrong and how to improve it!
HARRY POTTER
And the Room With Stuff Inside
Chapter 1 With the WeasleysMr and Mrs Manson are coming round.
Uncle Vernon: Today is a very important day.
Harry: whisper Yeah, you're going to the gym.
Uncle Vernon: Mr and Mrs Manson are coming round. Dudley .
Dudley: HelloMrandMrsMansonmynameisDudleyhowverypleasedtomeetyouIam.
Aunt Petunia: My baby little Duddypoo.
Harry: Can't you put him in a mental institute?
Uncle Vernon: They are here. Positions.
Harry: I'm off to my room. Erk! There's a house elf in here! He looks strangely like Gollum from The Lord of the Rings!
Dobby: Harry Potter must not go to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry this year!
Harry: No, I'm not taking advice from some stupid house-elf.
Dobby: I'll wreck the cake downstairs, because it's for your own good.
Harry: *slow motion* Nn-n-nnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Letter comes to tell Harry that he's naughty for using magic out of school.
Uncle Vernon: *gives Harry an Avada Kedavra look*
Harry: Oh, I wish Ron were here in his flying car so that he'd rescue me.
Ron: Harry, here I am and I have a squeaky voice. I feel less of a man than you.
Twins: Hey Harry.
Harry: Hey Fred and George.
Twins: Get in the car, quick!
Uncle Vernon: No you don't, I have to kill you!!!
Harry: Tough!
Uncle Vernon: *grabs Harry's trouser leg*
Harry: Aiie!
Uncle Vernon is so heavy he pulls Harry's trousers off and falls to the ground whilst the boy who lived is dangling in the air wearing his boxer shorts. Shot of Dudley drinking Dr Pepper – What's the worst that could happen?
Harry still dangling from car as it goes over a lamppost way too low, and it gets Harry in the –
Harry: AIIEE!!!
Ron + Twins: That looked painful. Let's fly to Bag End, er, no, the Burrow.
At the Burrow
Ginny: *silent and embarrassed*
Harry: I'm just so damn irresistible, aren't I?
Ron: No, you're wearing boxer shorts.
Harry: Oh.
Twins: You do realise that these are the X-Files boxer shorts that say 'The Truth Is In Here' on the front?
Harry:…Oh.
Ron: Go. Put on some pants
Harry: Good idea.
Mrs Weasely: I'm going to kill you all!
Twins: Why is Ginny running off to her room?
Mrs Weasley: She just hasn't seen a boy in his underwear before.
Twins: What about Percy. He always comes down in his boxers?
Harry comes back down stairs.
Mrs Weasley: Percy is one of her brothers she isn't scared of him.
Harry: Oh look, post.
Errol was coming to the window just as Fred closed it-
Errol: HOOOOOOOO.
Fred: Sorry Errol.
George goes to the window.
George: He's been like that for ages.
Fred: Off you go and get some rest.
Errol: Hooo
Harry: Who's Gildyboy Lockfart?
Ron: Some twit that mum fancies.
Mrs Weasley: Oh he knows everything there is to know-
Ron: About twits.
Fred: This will all cost 7 Sickies and 17 Nuts.
Ron: Why don't we go tomorrow.
Mrs Weasley: Yes good idea Ron, I expect Hermione will be there.
Fred: We will pay for it.
George: We have 7500 Gold Gandalfs 8432 Sickies 9754 Nuts.
Harry: I have 900000 Gold Gandalfs 800000 Sickies 700000 Nuts
George; At least we are rich.
Harry: HA! I have more money than you.
Fred: Well, we got this money by making things.
Harry: My family properly rich.
George: They were killed by VOLDEMORT!
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
George: Shutting up
Ginny: Stop it both of you * runs up stairs*
Mrs Weasley: Why don't we go to bed.
Next day
Mrs Weasley: Right, in the car.
Percy: Dad can we go into the shop with the polish, I ran out yesterday.
Mr Weasley: Of course we can.
In Diagon Alley.
Mrs Weasley: We will meet you in Florish and Blotts in an hour.
Harry: Why don't we go to buy ink and parchment.
Hermione: Yes why not.
So they went to buy all the parchment they needed. They were having the time of their lives. They saw their friend Neville Longbottom.
Harry: I wonder what Draco Malfoy might be doing?
Hermione: He might be running, crying and shouting for a broomstick.
Ron: Yeah, look, I know why*he pointed to Quality Quiddich Supplies*
They made they're way to the window.
Ron: It's the new Firebolt
Harry: I have a perfectly good broom.
Hermione: Yeah, I know, but this broom is better.
Harry: What do I give a dam-
Ron: Watch your mouth.
Harry: Sorry.
They made they're way to Florish and Blotts.
**End of chapter 1, chapter 2 up soon, R&R please!!**