Florish and Blotts
The trio came into Florish and Blotts.
Harry: Is that him?
Ron: Yes, look at the ugly twit.
He has short green hair and fancies boys, every now and then you would hear a slight pppfffftttttt that explains the name Gildyboy Lockfart.
Hermione: He looks different from before.
Ron: That's because he has had another facelift. He has one every 10 weeks.
Lockfart: By god ppppffffftttttt it's Harry Potter.
Harry stared horror struck as Lockfart moved towards him as if Voldemort came back to full power right before his eyes.
Lockfart: Harry pppfffttt please stand pppfffttt here. You are worth pppfffttt the front page. I am pppfffttt the second.
Half the people in the shop are lying on the floor unconscious because of the smell.
Lockfart: Here, have my entire set of pppfffttt books free of charge.
Suddenly a book of the top most shelf fell and smashed Lockfart on the head. Now the cameraman was clicking madly, saying "This will make top news."
Harry: I think I'll go now.
Ron: Yeah, let him die in his own smell.
Hermione: No, lets help him.
Ron: Go and die with the other people, and him.
Hermione: Oh all right. Lets go see if Draco has been trying to get into the volt that you and Hagrid took the stone out of.
Harry: Maybe he got sucked in?
Ron: I hope so.
They went to Gringnotts.
Hermione: There he is.
Draco: Father, I can't believe you let that volt suck me in.
Mr Malfoy: It was a lesson well learned.
Draco: Father it's the Mudblood, Poor dude and Scar head.
Mr Malfoy: No Draco, its Orc, Frodo and Saruman.
Harry: Ha, Draco was sucked in.
Ron: Wonder what Draco is being told off for by that angry goblin?
Hermione: Bet its because he's holding that stone.
Draco: Father I hate you.
Mr Malfoy: Stop your whining. I will get you a broom.
Harry: Stupid low IQ twit.
Ron: Hey Draco had fun in a dark cell?
Draco: Yeah actually. I did magic and didn't get a letter.
Owl flies and letter drops on Draco's head.
Draco: Ahh…. Must be a mistake. Yes that's right it's a mistake.
Harry: I can see your name on the front.
Draco: …….By you demented freak.
Harry: We just missed the only time we would see Malfoy crying.
Ron: We might see him cry on the Hogwarts Express.
Hermione: You never know we might be lucky.
**R&R please**