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Chapter 4 New Teacher?
Harry: I love the air.
Ron: Yeah.
He had recovered but with difficulty.
Hagrid: Come to me hut when you got free time.
Trio: Ok.
They got into Hogwarts.
Dumbledore: I would like to give each of you a letter.
A letter appeared .It was one between three, Harry read aloud:
Due to Professor Gildyboy Lockfart there will be no feast as he may nock out the entire school with his wind breaking.
Professor Mc. McGonagall
Deputy Head Mistress
Hermione: What.
Ron: I was looking forward to food.
They went to bed.
Next day
Ron: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
HermioneROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He went hysterical.
Hermione: Bliss. Pure bliss.
Harry looked at his timetable. He had every single day in week A full with Defence Against The Dark Arts.
Harry: ( groaned)
Ron: Tak o spital ing. Translation: Take to hospital wing.
Hermione: All right.
Harry: How am I going to manage that ugly, gay, face lifting git?
Hermione: Be like me.
Harry had a vivid picture of wearing girl's robes, underwear and talking like one but it left quickly from his mind.
Harry: Yeah right.
Harry went to his class. The smell was alright but as soon as Lockfart came it stank.
Harry: What have I done to deserve this?
Lockfart: Ok class pppppppppfffffffttttttt we will do sim -.
He had knocked himself out with his stink.
Trio: Let's go to Hagrid's.
They walked to his hut.
Hagrid: What are you doi'n visiti'n me in class time?
Hermione: Lockfart knocked himself out.
Hagrid: Oh.
Ron: Stupid farting git.
Hermione: Ron.
Hagrid: Come in come in, have some tea.
Trio: Ok.