AN: Another long time has passed work and memory to blame.
I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!!!
Chapter 5 OH MYHagrid's hut
Hagrid: I've bin havin' some talks with Professor Lockfart.
The three listen closely.
Hagrid: He's bin givin' away some secrets too.
Ron: What are they?
Hagrid: He said he was all depressed. He was a bisexual. He also said he fancied Ron!" He added in a whisper.
Hermione: Oh my.
Ron: What the FUCK? The fuck's going on? What the fuck is he on about?
Harry: B…But h…he said h…he loved me.
Harry burst into tears. Hermione went to comfort him.
Ron: Ok, This is really strange so I'm going to professor Lockfart now.
They all left for Professor Lockfart's office.
They noticed some writing on the wall: THE ROOM WITH STUFF INSIDE IS OPEN RESTRICTED ACCESS.
Hermione: Oh my.
Harry: We'll come back later.
Ron: Yeah.
They got to Gildyboy Lockfart's room. They knocked on the door.
Professor Lockfart's office.
Lockfart: Come pppfffttt in.
It was a strange sight. Lockfart had some strange thing producing from his but. He saw where their eyes gazed.
Lockfart: It's a Fart Farter.
They still had blank faces.
Lockfart: It makes the smell go good.
Trio: Oh.
They looked at his face.
Hermione: Oh my
Ron: Blimey.
Harry: You look just like-
Lockfart: Michael Jackson.
Harry: Yeah.
Lockfart: I think it suits me.
Hermione: Can you sing like him to?
Lockfart: No of coarse not.
Ron: Ok you gay, bisexual, git you've got a lot of explaining to do.
Harry: Yeah you mean bitch.
Lockfart: (Gulp).