Crazy Kitty Cat-astrophe!!!

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: PG, for the fact that someone's naked in this chapter. I don't go into detail, but it isn't Giovanni… (A/N: All Giovanni fan girls start cursing me under their breath, myself included…^^ Got to stop having naughty mental pics of Giovanni in brain…darn it, Cosmic Mewtwo, you've got the mental picture of him in boxers embedded in my brain…yay!)

Summary: When Giovanni's Persian knocks over a bottle of something he shouldn't have been near in the first place and gets sick from tasting it, it's going to have some…unexpected effects…yeah…like a complete change in species…

Disclaimer: I hate these things… anyway; I don't own Team Rocket or any member of it. Neither is Pokémon. Esther is mine, though. Estakishipping is mine as well.

Also, one of the characters uses really bad grammar in this chapter. Don't worry, I don't talk like that, and I know how to use grammar effectively. That person just talks like that for the moment…

WARNING!: I will in no way take responsibility for nasty mental pictures you may get when reading this chapter…^_^

This is in complete dialogue form, so deal with it. I'm better with dialogue form.

Time of start of writing chapter 2: March 13th, 2004…

Chappie 2- When Giovanni got scared to Hades and Back ^^

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*Giovanni's Mansion, 7:29 a.m., next morning…*

~Giovanni is currently asleep, and there's a lump in the covers next to him, where Persia is asleep…or so he thinks…^_^~

~ At 7:30 a.m.…~

Radio: AND GOOD MORNING, ALL YOU FOLKS IN VIRIDIAN CITY!! THIS IS DJ BOB, AND IT'S 7:30! SO WAKE UP, FOLKS, TIME TO GET TO WOR…*Giovanni wakes up, pulls out a mallet, and smashes the radio while he is half-asleep. He looks up at the pile of rubble and sighs*

Giovanni: -_- That's radio number five I've broken like that… well, I did see that nice, better model of that type of radio, so maybe…*thinks about it* No, I'll end up smashing that one to. I need to get the alarm clock as far away from my reach as is possible…

*He turns to the lump in the bed*

Giovanni: Persia, time to get up. *He runs his hand across the lump, and is somewhat baffled at the fact that the lump is a good deal curvier than Persia.* Huh? Maybe she turned over on her side…*checks under the covers and sees a human face…* Oh, that's nice…*does a double take* HUMAN FACE?!

*He turns back around*

Giovanni: Okay, it's all a dream; I'll just pinch myself and wake up... *pinches his left upper arm hard* Owwww…-_- okay, that was dumb…(thought: Smart Team Rocket Boss I am.) Okay, so when I look under the covers this time, it'll just be a Female Persian that may be a bit cranky from a headache. There is no female human under there. *Checks again, only this time, he accidentally pulled the sheet back a little too far…* O_O OMG, it IS a female human: a NAKED FEMALE HUMAN!!! (A/N: The following is Giovanni screaming very loudly.) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naked Female Human (NFH): *wakes up from the screaming VERY suddenly* (A/N: This is her screaming) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*They both fall out of the bed in fright*

Giovanni: *still very freaked* O_O OH MY LORD, THERE'S A PROSTITUTE IN MY BED!! Oh gosh, THAT MEANS I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Quickly makes sure he's got his Pajamas on still, and he does.* What do you want with me, you…you…you…you whore?!

NFH: O_o huh? *Grabs at her throat* Why me speak human?!

Giovanni: *ducks behind his side of the bed and whimpers* Ewww……

NFH: o_O why you act like that, Master?

Giovanni: DON'T CALL ME THAT! I AM NOT your master!! I didn't hire you!!! I wouldn't hire you!! Oh man, now I'm not a virgin.

NFH: *covers herself with the sheets* you not answer my question: Why me speak human?

Giovanni: *still on other side of bed* Because you're a Human, duh…

NFH: No me not, me Pokémon!

Giovanni: *lifts head (and is happy she's covering herself) and looks at her quizzically* O_o Are you sure you don't belong in the Asylum?

NFH: What's Asylum?

Giovanni: Where crazy people go.

NFH: Me no crazy. Me Pokémon!

Giovanni: *crawling over to the phone and picks it up and is about to punch in the phone number when he stops.* -_- oh crud.

NFH: O_o Why you say, "Oh crud"?

Giovanni: *starts cursing under his breath* Can't remember the *bleep* number for the Asylum…

NFH: But Master…

Giovanni: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! *Decides to collapse to the floor and starts praying* Oh, Lord, why did this have to happen to me? Please, God, make this nightmare stop. I get what you're telling me; I need to turn my life around and be a good guy and disband Team Rocket…but it's hard because it's my Mommy's organization, and…and…and she passed away last year! *Starts sobbing*

NFH: Poor Master…*goes up to him and starts rubbing up against his arm*

Giovanni: (sniffle) Is that you, Persia? Where were you? You're supposed to be over here protecti…*sees it's the NFH and does a very good imitation of James squealing* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *Runs to the other side of the bed*

NFH: o_O Why you keep running away?

Giovanni: That should be obvious…

NFH: But…but…you no recognize me?

Giovanni: I've never seen you in my life.

NFH: You saw me yesterday…

Giovanni: Only females I saw were Jesse, Cassidy, Domino, Wendy, and Nurse Joy, not to mention several more, and believe me, I recognize people very well. I've got a photographic memory, for Heaven's sake…I DID NOT see you.

NFH: But…but…but…

Giovanni: *has calmed down a bit, but not much, and decides to take a peak over the bed to get a glimpse of his alleged assailant. He sees a confused woman about his age (so say, mmm…24 for both of them [he's younger than he looks]), with black-blue hair, except for a 2-inch wide cream colored streak on the right side of her head (A/N: Go to NeoPets, find a picture of Jhodura, and check out that green streak she's got. That's how big The NFH's cream streak is.). She's about 6'2", and is quite good looking. He also notes that she has large, furry ears, and a furry tail…(A/N: Yes, you read that right…)* *does a major double take* O_O;;;;; ehhhhhh…*faints* @_@

NFH: O_O Master! *Runs over to him* Master, master! *Shakes him* you okay?

Giovanni: @_@ aahhhhhhhh….

NFH: *looks at him sympathetically* Poor Master…

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Who is this mysterious woman? Why does she keep calling Giovanni "Master"? Is she really a prostitute? Is he still a virgin? And where the heck is Persia?

^_^ You'll have to wait until the next Chappie for the answers!!!

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