AN: Okay, I've been receiving the nearly the same reviews over and over again in ff.net and email by this story reminding them of the Simpsons. Yes, I got inspired to write this fic because of the Simpsons episodes where Marge gets her breasts implants. I thought you would figure it out on your own and not repeat it over and over and over again in reviews and emails. Maybe I should've mentioned that it was the Simpsons from the last chapter, but I didn't think I needed to. In other words, there's no need to repeat it again and again.
Another thing, for those of you privately emailing me with suggestions for this story, please stop. As for this story and all my stories, I have an outline written out of what I want done to my story and I'm following that. I won't be making any changes unless I want to. Come on, after all the stories I've written so far, don't you trust me? ::Looks at Past Returns:: Um, maybe not.
There's a bonus to this story. I was having so much fun with it and since I'm in a very good mood, I decided to add Parts three and four together.
Chi-Chi's Surprise
Part Three
Gohan flew home smoothly in his Saiyaman costume. When he was in the country area near his home, Gohan switched back to his school clothes. It was safe to change since the area was nearly isolated. Crime fighting took more time than usual today since he and Videl foiled two bank robberies and a high speed chase. He was arriving home in time to eat dinner and to do some reading for his term paper.
As he flew home, Gohan felt Goten's presence nearby. He looked back and saw his little brother flying towards him. Gohan wondered why Goten was out now. He could take care of himself, but with it being so close to dinnertime, Goten was often home with his parents.
"Hey, little bro. What are you doing out here and where did you come from?"
"From Krillin's. Dad wanted to talk to Mom alone."
'That's odd,' Gohan thought. He shrugged, forgetting it and the two headed for home. Gohan opened the door and he and his brother walked in. They found their parents in the kitchen. Chi-Chi was at the stove stirring a pot of what smelt like beef stew and Goku was at her side. His body was covering Chi-Chi's from their view. Before they could greet their parents, they saw their father nibbling on their mother's ear and Chi-Chi was giggling.
"Stop, Goku," Chi-Chi squealed and gently pushed Goku back.
Gohan blushed. Now he had an understanding as to why his Dad sent Goten out. 'Still, couldn't they have waited until tonight?'
"Hi, Mom! Hi Dad!" Goten said cheerfully, not aware of anything.
"Hey, Mom, Dad," Gohan greeted his parents. "How was your spa, Mom?" Gohan had remembered Chi-Chi telling him at dinner the other night that she was going to the spa with Bulma. Maybe it was her treatments that got his father excited for his mom, Gohan figured.
"It went very nice, Gohan until my last appointment. This stupid doctor gave me something I didn't want and I didn't know about until it was done. The doctor said he will get rid of them in a week," Chi-Chi explained.
"Get rid of what, Mom?" Gohan asked concern now.
"They didn't give you a wax treatment did they, Momma?" Goten asked worried.
"No, Goten, I wish they had but they gave me these," Chi-Chi said as she stepped from hiding behind Goku's body to face her sons.
Gohan and Goten's eyes tripled in size and their mouths dropped. The two sons stared in silence for a minute before Gohan found his voice. "MOM!" Gohan screamed. He pointed to her breasts. "Y-y-your…t-t-they're… " He still couldn't even get the words out.
"Momma! What happened to your chest?! They're huge!!" Goten blurted what Gohan wanted to say.
"I know, Goten. The stupid receptionist had this ordered without my knowledge. I dealt with her and the doctor said I should have these out in a week."
"Oh, well at least it's not permanent," Gohan said.
"Yes, but I still have to walk with these for a week and it's not going to be comfortable, especially when I go out in public. I have that PTA meeting to attend tomorrow--"
"I can go by myself if you want to stay home, Chi-Chi," Goku offered.
Chi-Chi laughed half-heartedly. "Yeah, right. No, Goku, we're all going, but we'll be quick about it." Chi-Chi waved a hand dismissing the matter. "Enough of that. Boys, go and wash your hands. Dinner is ready."
"Okay," Gohan and Goten said and bounded upstairs to get ready for dinner.
"Chi-Chi, are they really uncomfortable?" Goku asked once their sons were out of the room.
"Yes. They're so big and heavy--"
"And soft and bouncy," Goku added and poke one of Chi-Chi's breasts to prove that point. "You didn't seem to mind them earlier."
Chi-Chi blushed and playfully slapped Goku across his chest. "Stop that." Goku smiled and did it again and Chi-Chi slapped his hand away once more. "Stop it or no dinner," she warned. Goku stepped back from Chi-Chi in fear she would go through with her threat, which caused her to laugh. "You're still the same after all this time, Goku."
Goku sulked and crossed his arms. "You're not being fair."
Chi-Chi laughed softly and kissed Goku's cheek gently. "You can't have your way all the time, Goku."
****
The rest of the evening returned to normal for the Son Family and the Chi-Chi's enhanced breasts story was forgotten, especially when dinner arrived.
The following morning, Master Roshi crept up on the grounds of Goku and Chi-Chi's house quietly. When Master Roshi saw Krillin take 18 to their room, Master Roshi went to his, got in his closet and pressed his ears against the walls. It was the only way his room connected to Krillin and 18's. At first, he thought Krillin and 18 were going to have a quickie and he wanted to hear it, but instead he heard Krillin explain to 18 why Goten was there and Chi-Chi's plastic surgery.
Master Roshi's almost bled his white shirt a full red when he heard about Chi-Chi. She was already a nice size and to think that she was even bigger, well, that just got his perverted mind working. In his dirty past, he was able to grab real and fake breasts. It didn't matter to him if they were real or not; he just like squeezing and burying his head between them.
Over the years, since he had students, he wasn't able to do these things as much as he would like because Krillin or his friends would call him out on it. Master Roshi remembered back to when he trained Goku as a boy who was too naïve to understand and often asked what was the big deal about it. But, ah, Goku was a married man now so he should fully understand, and now he had a very hot wife with breasts implants. Surely, Goku would be having some fun with them. Master Roshi was determined to have some fun himself. After all, he did train Goku and he felt himself entitled to groping and hopefully get him some naked pictures of Goku's wife.
Master Roshi went around one side of the house and peeked in through a window. He saw Gohan and Goten sleeping soundly in their beds. He moved over to another window. The windows were opened but the curtains were closed. Roshi pushed the curtains opened a little and looked in. Goku was sleeping in the bed and he was alone! This made Roshi wonder where Chi-Chi was. Looking some more, Roshi saw clothes were scattered about the floor. The Old Hermit knew how clean and neat Chi-Chi kept things so the scattered clothes only meant one thing.
'Oh, yeah! Goku got some action last night which means Chi-Chi is naked somewhere!! Well done, Goku! I knew I had some influence on you!' Roshi cheered his former student excitedly.
The pervert then heard sounds of water and Roshi realized Chi-Chi was in the shower. Master Roshi's nose bled heavily so he took out a cloth to stop the bleeding. Roshi quickly ran to where the bathroom was. He arrived just in time to hear the water being turned off. This really made Roshi excited, and what made the situation even better for him was that the window was opened even of the curtains were closed. More than likely, the window was left opened to let some steam out.
Roshi quietly sung to himself, "Boobies, I'm gonna see some boobies. Boobies, I hope I don't get any cooties."
Roshi was determined to get some pictures and nothing was going to stop him now. He pushed the curtains enough to get his camera through. 'Now, all I have to do is get a full frontal shot of Chi-Chi and her new boobies and I'm set for life!' He thought naughtily.
The shower curtain opened.
'Here it comes!' Roshi thought.
One of Chi-Chi's legs stepped out.
'Don't keep an old man in suspense!' He yelled impatiently. 'Ooh, nice leg. Something that can wrap around me nicely if I were that lucky.'
Chi-Chi stepped out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her body. Master Roshi saw the size of Chi-Chi's breasts through the towel and a heavy nosebleed took over, causing Roshi to fall over in surprise and miss his shot. He got up quickly and fumbled with the camera. It fogged up with his heavy breathing, so Roshi cleaned and refocused it. Chi-Chi was standing in front of the mirror removing the shower cap and combing her hair. Roshi focused the camera on Chi-Chi's breasts.
'Whoa! Look at the size of those chichi's on Chi-Chi. Heh. Heh. She definitely fits her name, all right.' He snapped a picture. Master Roshi refocused the camera to take a side shot of Chi-Chi. He ogled her body and dirty thoughts were coming in mind. This was the first time Master Roshi saw so much skin on Chi-Chi. The short towel revealed a lot of her legs and arms. 'She's still in mighty fine shape after all these years. No wonder Chi-Chi can control Goku. If I had a wife with a body like that, she can do anything she want with me. Heh. Heh. Now take off that towel so Daddy can get a real shot.'
Chi-Chi placed her comb in the drawer and walked out.
'Dang it! Oh, the bedroom!' Master Roshi rushed over to Goku and Chi-Chi's window of their bedroom. Master Roshi opened the curtains a little bit more so he could get his camera through and get some pictures.
Roshi took another shot of Chi-Chi. This time from behind. She was in the closet looking for some clothes to wear. Roshi noticed Chi-Chi's undergarments were on the dresser.
'All right! She hadn't put it on yet! Someone is smiling down on me!'
Chi-Chi pulled out a dress and frowned. "Hmm, this fit's the breasts but it's too big for the rest of my body. I'll have to sew it later. This won't do." She put the dress up and pulled out a skirt and a large blouse that would fit her bust line. "Hmm, maybe." She placed those on the doorknob of her closet door and resumed looking for some clothes to wear.
Chi-Chi heard shuffling. She looked over to the bed to see Goku awakening. Goku sat up and yawned. "Morning, Chi-Chi."
"Morning, Goku." Chi-Chi said as she resumed her search in the closet. She pulled out another shirt. "Maybe this one?"
"I've never seen that shirt before," Goku said sleepily and yawned again.
"I bought it yesterday. I told you I had to buy more clothes because of my breasts. I'll be glad to get rid of them. They are causing so much trouble."
Goku got out of bed, stretched some more and walked in front of Chi-Chi, blocking Roshi's view. 'Darn it! I don't want to see Goku's naked butt! I want to see Chi-Chi's! Move, you fool!'
Goku smiled down at Chi-Chi. "It wasn't that much trouble last night."
From what Roshi could see, he saw Chi-Chi's towel drop to the floor. Master Roshi's nose began to bleed again. 'Oh, yeah! Good boy, Goku! Now move out of the way so I can get a shot! I need my full frontal shot of Chi-Chi!'
From Roshi's view, Goku wasn't moving. He was kissing Chi-Chi and one of his hands seem to be on Chi-Chi's right breast while the other around her waist. It was strange to see Goku this intimate with his wife. Sure, he'd seen Goku hugged his wife and kiss her at times but seeing this was strange. A lecherous grin crossed the old man's face. 'I guess this means he's figured out why breasts are so great, but right now I want him to move so I can get a shot of Chi-Chi!! Move, dummy!! MOVE!!'
Chi-Chi broke the kiss. "We need to stop. I have to make breakfast for Gohan before he goes to school."
"Okay." Goku agreed and stepped back.
'Yes. Okay, Goku. Move three steps to the right.' Roshi checked his camera. Yep. It was ready. This was a new camera he bought and he was going to use all 27 exposures even if it killed him.
The plan backfired for Master Roshi as Chi-Chi started to get dressed in front of Goku. The two were talking about trivial things according to Master Roshi.
'Darn it, boy! Stop ruining my fun and move so I can take naked pictures of your wife!!'
Chi-Chi now fully dressed; put up the clothes she wasn't going to wear back in her closet and left the room. Master Roshi sat down on the grass and sulked. He was so close and he failed. He slammed a fist on the grass in anger. 'I gotta think of another way. I won't miss this opportunity!'
Master Roshi smiled wickedly as an idea came to mind. He rubbed his hands together. 'Heh. Heh. That's how I'll do it.' He snickered to himself and ran off to carry out his plan.
****
"Bye, everyone!" Gohan said as he stepped out of the house.
"Have a good day at school, dear," Chi-Chi told Gohan as he head off for school.
"Bye, Gohan!" Goku said and took a huge bit of his breakfast.
"Oh!" Chi-Chi realized. She had to remind Gohan before he forgot. "Come home early so we can leave for the PTA meeting together."
"I will, Mom."
"Gohan, are you gonna show me around your school?" Goten asked, sitting at the table with his father.
"Sure will. We'll do that while Mom and Dad talk to my teachers," Gohan promised. He pressed a button on his watch, transformed into Saiyaman and flew off.
"Goten, after you finish breakfast, I want you to go and take your shower so we can get started on your lessons. After that, you can play with your father for the rest of the day."
"'Kay!" Goten said as he ate even more rapidly.
Goku stared at Chi-Chi with admiration. He still found it almost unbelievable at how much she had changed since he died. He was going to pondered it further when a knock at the door distracted Goku from his thoughts.
It wasn't often they got visitors since they lived in the mountains. Chi-Chi dried her hands at the sink and walked to the door. When she opened it, she gasped and slammed it hard.
Goku looked up surprised. "Who was it, Chi-Chi?"
"Master Roshi."
"I wonder what he's doing here," Goku thought oblivious.
"What do you think?" Chi-Chi asked and pointed to her breasts.
"But he doesn't know about that," Goku pointed out.
"Either Bulma or Krillin told him about it. I'm gonna kill them!" Chi-Chi screamed in fury.
Master Roshi knocked again. "I know you're there. How come I can't come in?"
"You answer it and you get rid of him," Chi-Chi ordered, leaving the door. "Come on, Goten. I'll get your bath started." She took her youngest son upstairs, not wanting him to get influence by the dirty old man.
When Chi-Chi and Goten were gone, Goku opened the door and let Master Roshi in. Master Roshi looked around to find Chi-Chi gone. He mentally cursed. He wanted to get an up close look at Chi-Chi.
"Say, uh, hi, Goku. I saw Chi-Chi for a moment and she looked different. What happened?"
"Oh, Chi-Chi went to the spa with Bulma and the doctors accidentally gave her breasts implants," Goku explained.
"Oh, wow. That's a shame," Roshi said as he let himself in and sat on the sofa.
Even Goku knew something was up. No way would Master Roshi say it's a shame Chi-Chi got breasts implants. "So, why are you here?" he asked cautiously.
"Well, uh, I have this present for you," Roshi said showing Goku a gift wrapped box.
"Really?" Goku smiled seeing the box. "Thanks."
Goku reached out for it but Master Roshi pulled back. "Now, Goku. I want you to promise me that you will use it. I hate buying gifts for people who don't use it."
"I promise to use it," Goku assured him.
"And when you use it," Roshi warned while still holding the box from Goku. "I want to see it. That's the only proof I will have that you actually used the gift."
Goku was confused. What did Roshi mean by that? "Uh…okay. Sure."
'Oh, yeah! I'm so smart!' Roshi thought wickedly. He handed Goku the box.
Goku took the box, tore off the wrappings and opened it. There were clothes Goku instantly realized wasn't for him. The first item he pulled out was a string bikini. The next one was a white, short piece of see through lingerie. There was another piece of lingerie with a plunging neckline. The last item Goku pulled out was a camera.
"Master Roshi," Goku began blandly, "these are women's clothes."
"I know," the old man nodded his head elatedly.
"I can't wear them."
"I know!" He busted with excitement. "You can give it to Chi-Chi and have her wear them. She is that size now. I overheard Krillin and thought I should help out by buying some clothes. You can take pictures of Chi-Chi in them and you can show me the pictures!"
Goku frowned at Master Roshi lying about not knowing of Chi-Chi's dilemma. "Master Roshi, I'm not showing you pictures of my wife in these things."
"Oh, yes you are!" Roshi said wagging a finger at Goku. "You promised that you would and you never break your promises!"
"I didn't mean that!" Goku shouted trying to set things straight. "You tricked me."
"It doesn't matter! You promised to marry Chi-Chi without knowing what marriage really was! You can do this, too!"
"Chi-Chi will kill me!"
"Let her kill you after you get me those pictures! You promised and you can't back out of it no matter what! A promise is a promise!"
"B-b-but…" Goku stuttered, trying to find something to say.
"Oooh, yeah! Make sure you get lots of butt shots!" Roshi told Goku. "I like those!"
"That's not I what I meant!" Goku tried to explain. Master Roshi wasn't going to listen to Goku. Goku racked his mind trying to find something to defend himself with or get out of the situation Master Roshi trapped him in, but he couldn't think of anything. Roshi got him good. A promise was a promise, and Goku was a man of honor who fulfilled any promise he'd make but he didn't want to fulfill this promise! His wife would kill him! Still… "All right. I'll take the pictures," Goku said quietly.
Roshi stood and shook Goku's hand. "Well done, my boy! You've made an old man very happy!"
'And I just committed suicide,' Goku thought.
"Get me those pictures as soon as possible." Master Roshi gave a wave and left the house. Outside Roshi jumped in the air. "YAHOO! Roshi, you are a genius."
Goku couldn't believe he got tricked like that. He should've known something was up. How was he going to tell Chi-Chi this?
"Goten is taking his bath. What did Master Roshi want?" Chi-Chi asked as she entered the room. "I saw him leaving when I looked out the window. He looked happy."
When Chi-Chi sat beside him, Goku showed Chi-Chi the box Roshi gave him. "He gave me this."
Chi-Chi looked inside the box and saw the skimpy pieces of clothing. "So, he found out. What's the camera for?"
"He wants me to take pictures of you in this outfit and show them to him."
Chi-Chi laughed out loud. "He said that!" She continued to laugh even more hysterically. "I can't believe he would be so bold. What did he say when you told him no?"
"I didn't."
Here it comes.
Chi-Chi laughing face quickly turned to anger. "What?" Her left eye twitched as her anger rose. "What did you tell him, Goku?"
"I said that I would," he mumbled quietly and prepared for the assault.
"WHAT!" Chi-Chi shrieked. She grabbed Goku by the top of his shirt and shoved her face into his. "Goku, how could you do that?!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"He tricked me! He said he had a gift for me and made me promise to use it and let him see it before giving me the box," Goku explained. "I didn't know it was that until after I opened the box! Honest! You know I wouldn't do that on purpose."
Chi-Chi did know Goku would never do something like this to her. She remembered Goku telling her about that deal he made with the Old Kai in which he promised the old man he could touch Bulma's breasts and behind and later on after the Earth was blown up, dirty pictures of her… that was until Vegeta found out and became furious with the suggestion. In the end, it didn't matter, since they never had to fulfill the deal.
Chi-Chi released Goku and sat back in her seat, fuming and thinking. How to get out of this? She knew how Goku was and if he made a promise, he would have no choice but to do it, even if he didn't like it. That was just the way he was. Still, there had to be a loophole here somewhere. 'Well, if Master Roshi can trick my husband into promising to get those pictures, I'm going to trick him.' "Goku, you can take the pictures."
She spoke so calm as if it wasn't a big deal anymore. "What?!" Goku nearly fell over in shock. That was the last thing he expected his wife to say. "Chi-Chi, do you know what you are saying?!"
Chi-Chi gave Goku a wicked look. "Of course I do. I'm going to wear these clothes." She picked the white sheer lingerie and ran her fingers over the soft material. "And you're going to take the pictures. Ooh, this feels nice. Roshi is a pervert but he definitely knows how to pick lingerie."
Goku placed a hand on Chi-Chi's forehead and the other on his. The temperatures felt about right. "You don't have a fever."
Chi-Chi laughed at Goku as she pushed his hand away but that wicked visage never left her face. "You're just so cute sometimes. What's the matter, Goku? Don't you trust me?"
This was confusing to Goku. The way she was looking… it was similar to the looks she gave Goku sometimes when they were intimate together and since they weren't alone in their bedroom, Goku didn't know if he should be scared or turned on. "Of course I trust you, Chi-Chi, but--" he was silenced when Chi-Chi placed two fingers on Goku's lips.
"Then just trust me. I know what I'm doing."
****
Vegeta flew to Goku's home at great speed. In all the years he knew Goku, he never been to Goku's home. He only heard from Bulma that he lived in the mountains. Perfect setting for a vulgar idiot, Vegeta thought. Goku wasn't his objective this time. It was Chi-Chi he wanted to deal with. Last night, when Bulma was removing her makeup, Vegeta saw the cut on Bulma's lips and the slight bruise on her cheek. After demanding Bulma to tell him what happened to her, Bulma explained about the spa and breasts implants Chi-Chi got.
Vegeta didn't care about the breasts implants but he was irritated by the fact that Chi-Chi punched his wife. He wouldn't hurt Chi-Chi physically knowing Goku would come after him and he was much stronger than the Saiyan Prince. Vegeta decided to scare Chi-Chi and have her begged for mercy. He smirked. That'll teach her. She may be able to control everyone else with her temper but not him. He landed at the Son House and pounded on the door. He didn't sense Goku's ki so that made the situation even better.
Chi-Chi hummed to herself as she placed another batch of cookies on a pan. There were already two pans in the oven ready to be taken out at any moment. She was getting ready for the carnival that weekend and knew to cook several cookies. She had two batches made--one for Goku and their sons and the other for the people that will be at the carnival.
She heard the pounding at her door and went to answer it, irritated at who could be so rude. "Vegeta?" He never came there. Why was he here?
Vegeta just stared at Chi-Chi or rather correctly, her breasts. He heard from Bulma about the implants but he didn't imagine they would be so huge.
Chi-Chi became irritated, knowing what Vegeta was looking at. "They're implants, okay! The stupid doctor gave it to me! I'm sure Bulma told you! What, you came to make fun of me with it?! Huh! Answer me!"
Chi-Chi's screaming snapped Vegeta out of his thoughts that were becoming dirty. Vegeta stepped in the house without being asked to. "I came to talk about what you did to Bulma?" It came out more as a question than a statement. That was why he came right? Vegeta wasn't sure now. When he saw Chi-Chi's breasts, he completely forgot everything.
"Oh!" Chi-Chi realized. "You mean the punch? About that--" Chi-Chi was cut off when the timer from the oven buzzed. Chi-Chi put on her oven mittens and pulled out the two pans of cookies from the oven. She placed them on the stove and put the two waiting pans in the oven. She reset the timer and turned back to Vegeta. "Anyway, I apologize for hitting Bulma. I was just upset that she had a hand at me getting these things. I know it wasn't intentional on her part."
Vegeta knew he should say something but Chi-Chi's breasts were so distracting. He started to wonder what they looked like and how they felt. 'UGH! What is wrong with me?' He shook his head getting the dirty thought out of his mind. He crossed his arms and turned his back on Chi-Chi. Now he wouldn't be so distracted.
"You will not do that again!" Vegeta ordered.
"I don't plan to. Is that all you came here for because I'm very busy today. I have to cook another batch of cookies and dinner for the family before we go to the PTA meeting tonight at Gohan's school."
"Uh…yeah. That's it." Vegeta said feeling like an idiot right now.
"Good," Chi-Chi said opening her door. She was expecting Vegeta to leave at this point but he seemed to be acting odd. She didn't know what was wrong with him. "Tell Bulma I said hello and I'm sorry for hitting her."
"Um…sure." Vegeta said, keeping his head low and walked out the door.
Chi-Chi looked on confused as she saw Vegeta fly off. "Huh. That was strange."
****
"Wow! Your school is so big, Gohan!" Goten said in amazement as he and his family walked from the parking lot to Gohan's school.
"Yeah, it looked to me big at first but once I got used to it, it's not that big at all," Gohan told his little brother.
The start of the PTA meeting was boring with the principal's long winded speech about education and the activities going on in the school. Goten yawned and leaned on Goku, falling asleep. Goku yawned and started to fall asleep himself. How boring can it get? Chi-Chi nudged Goku with her elbow, telling him to stay awake. It was no fun for her either, especially with the stares from the men she got and the glares from the women who were upset with Chi-Chi because their husband couldn't keep their eyes off her.
'I'm not coming back here until Gohan's graduation,' Chi-Chi told herself.
Another thirty minutes later and everyone dispersed. The parents and students went to see their student's teachers and learn of their progress. There were students from the Beta Club assisting some parents with finding their child's classes since the child didn't attend the meeting. Gohan gave his parents his class schedule and mentioned three of his classes were on the same floor. He told them the room numbers and teachers name so they wouldn't get lost since he promised Goten to show him around the school while Goku and Chi-Chi talked to his teachers.
The first two teachers Goku and Chi-Chi saw were women so it went smoothly for the most part after the teachers got over the shock of seeing Chi-Chi's enormous breasts on her slim frame. They both praised on how well behave and what good a student Gohan was. The third teacher, Goku and Chi-Chi met was Gohan's Biology teacher, who was a man.
He was nearly drooling when he saw Chi-Chi and did his best to divert his eyes off Chi-Chi. It would be very inappropriate if he stared at his student's mother in such a lewd way, especially in front of her husband. He already knew about Gohan's father. The teacher was a big fan of martial arts. He went to the 23rd Tournament when he was a teenager and remembered seeing Goku fight in the tournament. He knew how strong Goku was and the last thing this biology teacher wanted was to be in a body cast for looking at this man's wife the wrong way.
"Your son, Gohan, is a very good student. He gets A's on his homework, tests and lab assignments. He's honest and very respectful to his teachers and students."
"Thank you for telling us this. Gohan is a very hard worker and takes his studies seriously," Chi-Chi said pleased with Gohan's progress.
The teacher smiled and quickly looked back down at some assignments from Gohan. "It's very clear on the way his assignments are done that he works hard." 'I can do this. I can do this.' The teacher told himself. 'It's just breasts. I'm a biology teacher. It's perfectly normal.' He looked up sure he could look at Chi-Chi without making his eyes go lower. He smiled at the happy parents. "Gohan works abreast," he flustered nervously. "I-I mean he works side by side with his fellow classmates very well."
"Thank you. We are both very proud of our Gohan," Chi-Chi said. Now she was beginning to feel uncomfortable and ready to leave. "I think we should go. We have three more teachers to see." Chi-Chi bowed before the teacher in respect while Goku just smiled and sat there. Chi-Chi glared at Goku and he bowed as well. They thanked him once more and left.
"I can't take this anymore," Chi-Chi said once they were out of the room. Chi-Chi looked at Gohan's schedule. "There are two more teachers they are female. There's one more male and it's Gohan's gym teacher. You can talk to him."
"Okay. Then we can go home?"
"Yes, Goku," Chi-Chi answered. "I'm tired, too, but…" she smiled and giving Goku that secret look she gave them when they were alone, reached up to whisper sultrily in Goku's ear. "After the boys are asleep, we can take those pictures."
"Are you sure about that?" Goku really wanted to know what Chi-Chi had in mind.
"I'm very sure, Goku. Don't worry. Everything will be all right," she assured him with a kiss on his cheek. Her visage changed back to her motherly mode instead of the sultry wife. "Now, let's deal with this first." They found a student who would show Goku where the gym was and the two promised to meet back at Gohan's history class where Chi-Chi would talk with his teacher.
The last two teachers Chi-Chi talked with were good and gave praises about Gohan's excellent work. Chi-Chi wasn't the only parent in the room. In fact, Sharpner's father was in the room learning about his son's progress. Like his son, Sharpner's father was very vain about his looks and kept himself in great shape. He had arrived late to the PTA meeting and went straight to the history teacher since he knew of his son's bad progress there. He watched Chi-Chi as she talked to the teacher about Gohan. He himself already talked to the teacher about his son's progress.
'Hmm, she's pretty. Didn't think I'd find a date here.' He stared at Chi-Chi's breasts. 'Nice rack. I wouldn't mind getting some of that.' He looked her over carefully and saw her left hand was bare. 'No ring. Perfect.'
Sharpner's father, Pencil waited outside the room for Chi-Chi to step out. It wasn't long after he left that Chi-Chi stepped out of the room. 'Time to make my move.' "Excuse me; you're Son Gohan's mother correct?"
"Yes, I am."
"I'm Pencil. Sharpner's father. He takes a few classes with him."
Chi-Chi smiled recalling the name. "Gohan has told me about some of his classmates."
"Our good looks run well in the family," Pencil said stretching and subtly flexing his muscles thinking that would impress Chi-Chi. The idea went over her head as it seemed she didn't notice he was trying to. "But our brains had never been good in history. It's so boring. I was thinking maybe your son could tutor mine."
Chi-Chi frowned thoughtfully. "I will have to talk to him about it. It's up to him. Gohan is very busy and has his own studies and other activities that keeps him very busy."
"If you could get him to tutor my son, I could repay you with din--"
"Hey, Chi-Chi!" Goku said approaching the two. "I talked to the gym teacher and he said Gohan's doing very well. As if that's a big surprise," Goku added with a knowing wink.
With Gohan being half Saiyan, how could that be a surprise? "Of course," Chi-Chi laughed. "Oh, excuse me. Pencil, this is my husband, Son Goku."
"Husband?" Pencil was taken aback. 'Great. Should've known someone like that would've been off the market quick.' He looked Goku over in his suit. 'What a skinny man. I'll break his hand.' Pencil forced a smile. "Nice to meet you, Son Goku."
Pencil reach a hand out to shake Goku's hand and squeeze the life out of it. Goku took Pencil's hand and shook it. He felt Pencil trying to squeeze his hand. 'What's he doing? What a weak hand shake he got. I know! I can show him what a real firm hand shake feels like,' Goku thought cheerfully to himself and squeezed it.
Pencil winced in pain, but in his mind he was screaming in pain. 'What is he? He looks so skinny but his grip is so strong!' Thankfully, Goku released Pencil's hand. Pencil forced a smile.
"I'll talk to Gohan about tutoring your son," Chi-Chi said.
"NO!" Pencil said in a pained voice. "I think I'll get my son a tutor."
"All right then. Have a good night," Chi-Chi said. Goku said his goodbye as well and left to find Gohan and Goten. When Goku and Chi-Chi were out of sight, Pencil grabbed his nearly broken hand and fell to his knees in pain.
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"That wasn't so bad. Not everyone took notice of you, Chi-Chi,"
Goku said as the family drove home. He looked back briefly and saw Goten was already fast asleep in the backseat, using his older brother's arm as a pillow. He had a lot of fun today seeing Gohan's school--seeing what the classrooms looked like, running on the track and baseball field, sneaking in the cafeteria and playing around in the gym where he met one of Gohan's teachers.
"Maybe so, but I'll feel much better when I have my normal body back," Chi-Chi said . "Enough of that. Good work on your schooling, Gohan. I'm so proud of you. Your teacher have such high praises about you. You're going to be a great scholar all right."
Gohan blushed, a little embarrassed. "Thanks, Mom."
"I didn't see Videl tonight. How come she and her father didn't come?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Hercule said he didn't want to cause a scene by coming, but I think it was Videl talking her father out of coming. She's getting tired of him boasting and taking credit on things he didn't do," Gohan explained.
"But he's coming to the carnival?" Chi-Chi thought.
Gohan rubbed the back of his head. "Not really. After he learned Goku was going to be Mr. Muscles at the carnival, he said he would be busy with his training school."
"In other words, he doesn't want his 'fans' challenging your father and Hercule to the weights together to see who's the real," Chi-Chi guessed laughing.
Once the family got home, Gohan carried his little brother to bed and said good night to his parents. Goku and Chi-Chi said good night as well went to their own bedroom.
Goku shed his jacket, shirt and tie all the while wondering what Chi-Chi was thinking. Maybe the new breasts were affecting Chi-Chi's thinking. She had slipped in the bathroom to put on one of the outfits. Goku had put up his suit and was hanging it up when the door opened and Chi-Chi stepped out of the bathroom. She was wearing her robe, which was partially open and Goku could see what she was wearing--the white see through lingerie.
Goku felt his breath quickening at the site and his body began to heat up. "Chi-Chi, is this really a good idea?"
"Goku, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think this was a good idea."
"But could you tell me why? Are you really going to let Master Roshi see these pictures?"
Chi-Chi sighed. "You can't wait, can you? Fine. I'll tell you."
Chi-Chi explained to Goku her plan and once she did, Goku was more than willing to take the pictures now that he knew what his clever wife was up to.
To Be Continued
Mic Mic: Well, ChiChi doesn't want her husband to see her as being that big. It can be a bit intimidating to some men and plus she's very uncomfortable about it.
Lady Athena: That's Gohan's trip and he will be going not Chi-Chi and no Toriyama won't make an appearance in the story. Sorry. ChiChi got some attention all right, especially from Roshi.
Sadako: Well, it's not that bad for Chi-Chi. It's all supposed to be humorous. Nah, it's not bad for Goku. Hee. Hee. He seems to be enjoying himself.
Carrie: No, it doesn't seem like Goku minds. Hee. Hee. The only thing that's similar to the Simpsons episode is that ChiChi got the implants and Goku liking it like Homer did. Homer's reaction was so funny. Yes, I am naughty, especially for that Roshi scene. I laughed so much when I was writing it. I started to cry a little from laughing so much. Hee. Hee. I told you this chapter was going to be naughty.
SSJ Chika: Glad you liked it. I hope you laughed a lot at this one. I know I did when I wrote it.
Moon Girl: They both got what was coming to them. ChiChi is still a little uncomfortable with them but she is getting used to them.
Gogirl: Hee. Hee. They both had it coming especially the pervert in the mall. Could things get any more hilarious? I thought so with this chapter.