AN: This was supposed to be the carnival part but I didn't want my story to end so soon, so I created this chapter. The carnival will be in the next one and worth the wait. At least I hope you guys will think so.
Chi-Chi's Surprise
Part Four
Master Roshi hummed to himself as he watched his favorite program on TV--an exercise program with young women as the instructors. Of course the Old Hermit wasn't doing any of the exercise at all, but staring and the women's breasts and their legs, especially when they opened and closed during their leg stretches.
When the exercise program was over, Roshi pulled himself from the TV and relaxed against the couch. It's been three days since he tricked Goku into getting pictures of Chi-Chi's breasts in the clothes he bought. Roshi wondered how Goku told Chi-Chi, how she reacted and how Goku talked Chi-Chi into it. Master Roshi knew how stubborn Chi-Chi could be at times and convincing her to agree to this had to be difficult even if Goku seem to be the only person who could control Chi-Chi. Roshi didn't care how Goku got it done. He just wanted to see Chi-Chi in those clothes he bought. A drop of blood fell from his nose as he wondered what types of poses Chi-Chi made.
The Turtle Hermit's mind filled with several erotic images Chi-Chi possibly made. Master Roshi cheeks turned her and his breathing got heavier and heavier as the images he thought of got dirtier and dirtier. A full nose bleed came over Master Roshi. He couldn't wait any longer. He had to see those pictures or at least get confirmation that Chi-Chi took the pictures. That Chi-Chi could be sneaky as well, but no matter how sneaky she was, she couldn't get herself out of that deal Roshi tricked Goku in. However, just in case Chi-Chi got out of taking the pictures, Roshi was going to make sure he saw something of Chi-Chi.
Master Roshi ran upstairs to his room and rummaged through his closet. It had to be here somewhere. He smiled wickedly when he found it in a box in the back of his closet. Master Roshi dusted off the video camera. It had been years since he used it. He hooked the power and checked the footage that was on the tape. It was old footages of Lunch in her good form changing clothes in the bathroom and her bedroom. He also got some of Bulma when she stayed at the house occasionally. Master Roshi stopped the taped and rewound it. Those footages were nothing compared to the shots he would get of Chi-Chi.
As he recharged the battery on the camera, Roshi begin thinking.
"This plan isn't full proof. I'm going to need to do something else." Roshi crossed his arms and began thinking and thinking. He slapped his fingers in excitement. "Ha! I've got it!"
Once the camera was fully charged, Roshi stuffed the camera in a bag, grabbed a watch he got from Bulma a long time ago and headed downstairs. 18 was with Marron watching a children's program.
"I'm going out for a while and I'll be taking the air car," Roshi said as he grabbed the capsule that was in the kitchen drawer.
18 watched Master Roshi cautiously. The old man rarely went out. It was usually up to Krillin to go out to get things. "What's in the bag?"
"Oh, nothing much. I just have to take this little gadget to be fixed. See ya!" Roshi said and rushed out the door.
18 looked on suspicious. "That old man is up to something."
Master Roshi went to the pharmacy to pick up some special medicine and headed for Goku and Chi-Chi's house. "I am a genius!"
****
Bulma found herself on hold as she waited to get reservations for a new restaurant she had been trying to get in for months. She always wanted to go but Vegeta didn't. So, she turned off the power to the gravity machine and dismantled it in case Vegeta tried to find the power and fix it himself. Bulma told Vegeta she wouldn't put the power back in the room until he went out to dinner with her.
Bulma looked through her magazine at some clothes she may buy while wondering what was taking so long for someone to take her off hold. She was about to give up when someone answered.
"Yes, hi. I'd like to make reservations for dinner for two tonight. Yes, I know it's late and your restaurant is very busy, but I was just able to make it tonight."
Bulma frowned, learning the restaurant was full for tonight. Bulma knew how the game worked. Restaurants were full a lot but if a celebrity stopped by, the manager worked his magic to allow the celebrity to eat dinner.
"Would it help if you knew I'm Bulma Briefs--daughter of Dr. Briefs, creator of the capsules?" Bulma fumed when she was turned down. How dare they? It always worked before. "You're going to regret turning me down!" Bulma yelled and slammed the phone down.
Bulma crossed her arms, fuming. She wanted to go to that restaurant. She heard great things about it from the food, the service and famous celebrities that went there often. She wanted to be apart of it. When Bulma wanted something, she could be one determined woman and right now she wanted to go this restaurant. After all, she told Vegeta they were going. She couldn't back out of it now and dare hear Vegeta mocking her. Bulma thought about other ways to get in the restaurant worked. Usually, if you're famous you can get in. If you had money, that was a big help. Having good looks could work to or--
Bulma smiled wickedly as she realized what she had to do. She had an idea, but bribery and heavy convincing on Goku's part would definitely be needed for this plan to work. Of course, she would get an earful from a grumpy Vegeta, but who cared about him now. Bulma wanted to go to that restaurant. Plus Vegeta would get a lot to eat so he can be quiet about it. Grabbing her purse, Bulma told her Mom that she was going out for a while and to look after Trunks.
****
It was calm peaceful day for the Son Family. Chi-Chi looked on from her blanket watching two of her three favorite men at play in the lake not too far from her. It would've been great if all her children was here but Gohan was busy at school and that was just fine. It was Chi-Chi, Goku and Goten on a picnic together as a family.
It was Chi-Chi who came up with the idea. Chi-Chi, Goku and Gohan went on picnics several times when Gohan was a child before the ordeal with the Saiyans, the three years before the Androids and that week before the Cell Games. Chi-Chi wanted Goten to experience the same joy and memories with his father on these family gatherings. They left their home after eleven and Goku drove them to the same spot where he, Chi-Chi, Gohan and Krillin had a picnic before he died at the Cell Games.
As Goku and Goten played around, Chi-Chi placed the lavish amount of food on a large picnic blanket. Once the food was set, she called for them to eat which the two Saiyans did greedily and happily. Chi-Chi took pictures of Goku with Goten together eating hungrily on the blanket. Chi-Chi refused to have pictures of herself taken because of her breasts enhancements and preferred to wait after they were out before any pictures of her were taking. She didn't want any memories of this incident.
After eating, Goku told Goten a few stories of his wild adventures when he was a kid and one of him when he was dead in the Other World. Goten was hanging on his father's every word. Chi-Chi seen that look before. It was the same look Gohan had as a child and still as a teenager listening to his father talk about his adventures. Goku and Goten then went back in the lake to play.
Goten was racing his father in the water. He laughed happily thinking he was going to beat his father since Goku was much farther back. "I'm going to beat you, Daddy!"
"Oh, no you won't!" Goku laughed as he easily caught up to Goten, grabbed Goten and tickled him. "Ha! I got you!"
Goten giggled incessantly. "I give, Daddy! Uncle! Uncle!" Goten gave in to his father's tickling. He heard about it from his mother and brother about his father being tickle king in the house, and now he was finding it very true as he was experiencing it himself.
Goku released Goten after he gave up, but Goten got his father back by dunking his father's head in the water. Chi-Chi laughed at the two playing together. This was a dream come true for her. When Goku was dead, Chi-Chi dreamed of days like this where Goku would play with the son he never met. There were so many nights when Goten was a newborn she wished he could hold his son. Goten wasn't a newborn now but still a child and Goku was back. This was so much better now as it was real and not something her mind conjured up.
Chi-Chi watched as Goku came out of the water and walked to her, leaving Goten to play in the water by himself. Chi-Chi held out a towel for him. Goku took it from her and wiped himself dry before sitting on the blanket.
"Why don't you come in, Chi-Chi? The water's great!"
"I didn't buy swimsuits when I went shopping," Chi-Chi said and looked at her large breasts. She thought about Goku and how he was with her over the past few days. Goku didn't act any differently towards her when she got her implants. When he first saw them, he was startled, then curious but then he liked them. Chi-Chi wondered if he would be disappointed when they were gone.
"Goku," Chi-Chi sat up on the blanket. "You don't mind that I'll be getting rid of these soon, do you?"
"No," Goku answered effortlessly. "It's nice but I like your other ones, too. These do make it difficult to hug you since they're so large and all." He placed a hand on Chi-Chi's back and rubbed his hand up and down gently. "How's your back?"
Because of her large breasts on her slim frame, it had put a strain on Chi-Chi's body. "It's fine. It's a little sore at times but I think I'm getting used to it."
"If they're bothering your back, then it shouldn't matter if I want them or not, right? You should get rid of them since it's making your back hurt."
Chi-Chi admitted he was right. It shouldn't matter if Goku liked it or not. It was her body. She would be living with them. Still, it did have an advantage. Chi-Chi looked out in the water and saw Goten happily playing with a fish. Chi-Chi moved closer and pressed her lean body against Goku's muscular frame.
"But it's nice when you give me backrubs."
Goku took her indication and rubbed her lower back with his hands. "That better?"
"Yep. I'm glad I only have another day before I have to go out in public. I don't like the attention."
With his sharp hearing, Goku heard the sound of a car approaching. That was odd to him since no one came out in these parts. "Someone's coming."
Chi-Chi's eyes were close and she was too busy enjoying Goku's massage to care. "A stranger?"
Goku looked ahead in the car's direction. "No." He looked on and recognized who it was when the car came closer. "Bulma?"
"Bulma?" Chi-Chi's opened in surprised. "Why is she here?"
Bulma drove to the Son House first. When she saw they weren't there, she decided to drive around hoping to see them. Luckily enough she did. "Hey!" Bulma waved from her car. She parked beside Goku and Chi-Chi's car, jumped out of hers and walked to Goku and Chi-Chi with a wrapped package in her hand.
Goten had just came out of the water as well after playing with a fish. "Hi, Bulma!" Goten greeted. He took a towel and began drying himself off.
"Hey, guys. I went by your place but I didn't find you so I decided to look around and I lucked out. Chi-Chi, I want to give you something," Bulma said and handed Chi-Chi the box she was holding.
Chi-Chi opened the box while Goku and Goten look over Chi-Chi's shoulder curiously. When Chi-Chi removed the wrappings aside, she saw a peach colored multi layered chiffon dress. The dress was sleeveless but short enough to pass off as modest and not discourteous. The material was very soft and smooth against Chi-Chi's fingers.
"Thank you, Bulma. It's a very nice dress."
"You're welcome. It will fit your new boobs," Bulma said.
Chi-Chi frowned on Bulma using that slang word in front of her son. Soon, her suspicious aroused. Why would Bulma give her a dress that she won't need to wear much longer because of her new size? "What's this for? I'm not going to have these implants much longer."
"Vegeta and I are going out to this new restaurant tonight and I want you and Goku to come with me. It has a lot of good food there."
Goku looked excited while Chi-Chi looked vehemently against it. "No," Chi-Chi said immediately.
"Why not? It gets you out of cooking for one night," Bulma said.
"I'm not going out anymore with these things on. I only have to go to the city one more time and that's to Gohan's carnival tomorrow!" Chi-Chi argued. "It was insane when I went to the PTA meeting with all those men looking at me! You think I want to go out again and get met with stares and gawks?!"
"Why were men looking at you, Momma?" Goten asked curiously. The young child was too naïve to notice at the meeting, but Goku did when he wasn't nearly falling asleep from boredom and Gohan noticed it as well.
Chi-Chi scolded herself, feeling embarrass that her son was still there. She could already feel the heat rising on her cheeks. "Um, Goku?" She looked at him hopeful he could find a reasonable answer.
"Your mother stood out at the PTA meeting," Goku said. "It's not important, son. Do you think your mother's dress is pretty?" He knew the best way to avoid these questions with Goten were to throw him off. It worked for him when he was a kid.
Goten looked at the dress and nodded, his curiosity completely forgotten.
"Come on, Chi-Chi," Bulma pleaded. "I really don't want to go there by myself. Vegeta would do nothing but eat."
"How did you get him to come anyway?" Goku asked.
"I took out the power of the Gravity Machine and said I wouldn't put it back in until he goes out to dinner with me," Bulma answered proudly. "This restaurant is very nice and respectful. No one will look at you and it has the best food. You can order as much as you want."
"Really?" Goku asked intrigued.
Bulma saw Goku was interested. Now to really get his mouth watering and Goku will convince Chi-Chi to come. "It's all fresh and sweet. It has foods all over the word that I'm sure you haven't even tried, Goku, not to mention the hundreds of dessert dishes."
"Foods I haven't tried?!" Goku was hooked. "I'm in! Chi-Chi, we've got to go to this restaurant!"
"But Goku, it requires you to wear a suit." Chi-Chi knew how Goku wasn't fond of wearing suits and being in one for a long time.
"It'll be worth it to eat that food," Goku said. "I promise I won't complain about the suit at all. Come on, Chi-Chi. Please can we go?"
"No. What about Goten? We can't leave him alone."
"Gohan can watch him," Goku said. He stared at his wife with pleading, innocent eyes. "Come on, Chi-Chi. Please."
Chi-Chi cursed herself for looking into Goku's eyes because when she looked into those innocent black eyes, she knew she would lose in whatever Goku asked her. "All right. We'll go."
"Great!" Bulma cheered. "You can meet us outside Akira's at eight tonight. I gotta go get ready. Bye!" Bulma rushed off to her car happily and drove off.
Chi-Chi sighed feeling impending doom. "I hope this isn't a mistake."
Not too long after that, Goku, Chi-Chi and Goten relaxed some more on the blanket before packing up and heading home. Goten, who was full of the excitement of the picnic and playing with his father had fallen asleep fast in the car on the way home.
When Goku saw his home in the distance, he saw someone waiting. "Roshi?"
Chi-Chi gasped and looked out the window. Sure enough, the Old Turtle Hermit was sitting by a tree. "Roshi! What does he want?!"
"I don't know. You don't think he wants those pictures now, do you?" Goku asked.
"He can't!" Chi-Chi panicked. "Our second part of the plan isn't finished yet. Goku, you can't let him get that camera."
Goku nodded as he parked the car. He walked over to Master Roshi and decided to have this conversation quick since Chi-Chi refused to come out unless Roshi was gone.
"Hey, Roshi, what are you doing in here?"
"Well, Goku, it's been a few days since the deal we made and I wanted to know the progress of it."
"You mean you didn't come over to say that you changed your mind and you didn't want the pictures?" Goku asked hopefully.
"Are you insane?!" Roshi yelled as if Goku lost his mind. "Of course not! Now where are they?" Master Roshi anxiously.
"Um, I'm not finished," Goku said rubbing the back of his head.
"Okay." Roshi saw Chi-Chi in the car and she was sending death glares at him. "I guess she's upset about it."
"Yes, and she really wants you to leave," Goku said.
"All right," Roshi said and threw a capsule. A cooler appeared. Roshi opened it and pulled out a can of beer for him and a bottle of soda for Goku. He handed to Goku. "Let's drink on more successful pictures," Roshi said.
"Um, I'm not thirsty," Goku said putting the bottle back in the cooler. "I just went on a picnic with Chi-Chi and Goten."
"Keep it and drink it later," Master Roshi offered. 'Come on. Take it. I spike that drink with fifty heavy doses of Viagra. I want to see your wife naked and I'm gonna do whatever it takes.'
Goku shook his head, turning down the offer. "No thanks. Besides, I'm saving my stomach for later. Chi-Chi and I are going to dinner with Bulma and Vegeta tonight."
'Curse you, boy!!' Roshi growled angrily. He then realized what Goku said. He completely forgot about the Viagra drink as Roshi's mind got to working. If he could sneak in the house before Goku and Chi-Chi came back, he could finally see Chi-Chi taking her clothes off. 'This will work even better. At least I won't see Goku naked. UGH!'
"I guess I'll go then." Roshi said as he stood. He straightened out the crick in his back and turned the cooler back to a capsule. He waved goodbye, got in his air car and drove off.
Chi-Chi stepped out of the car and got a sleeping Goten out of the backseat. "What did he want?" Chi-Chi asked.
"He wanted to know the progress of the pictures."
"One track mind, huh?" Chi-Chi scoffed and smirked wickedly. "He'll get his."
Goku laughed, knowing what Chi-Chi meant. "He won't be happy."
"He's getting what he deserved, Goku."
****
"Woman, this time you've gone too far!" Vegeta scolded at Bulma as they headed for Akira's. "I didn't agree to go to this dinner with Kakarot and his wife!"
"Oh, shush," Bulma rolled her eyes as she drove to the restaurant. Bulma knew Vegeta would act this way. That's why she didn't mention Goku and Chi-Chi coming until they were heading for the restaurant. "It's just dinner. You've eaten with Goku before."
"That's beside the point!" He was so furious he could tear the car in half.
"Then what is the point?!" Bulma yelled as she stopped at a red light. She looked herself over in the rearview mirror. She wore a pale blue tie-back dress with a white bodice. The dress left her back bare and fell just below her mid-thigh. Bulma smiled at how she looked even if she was getting older. "I look good."
Vegeta wanted to pound his head in the glove compartment and knock himself unconscious. What he wouldn't give to have Goku knock him out. Going to dinner with Goku, didn't bother him. He'd eaten with him before at the tournament when Goku came back for his one day visit, but how could he ignore Goku's wife with the huge breasts? He was a blundering idiot in front of her the other day. He couldn't even think or talk right with those things staring at him. How could he survived two hours with them?
'What's the matter with me?! I'm a Saiyan Prince! I will not be broken down by a woman and her huge breasts! It's just breasts. It's nothing important!' Vegeta assured himself and began thinking about Chi-Chi's breasts. He remembered staring at them when Chi-Chi was yelling at him. His first thought was to touch and squeeze them. Vegeta clenched his fists in anger. 'It's not fair! Kakarot gets everything!!'
He felt a hand touching his. He focused and realized it was Bulma. She was looking at him pleadingly. "Come on. It's just a couple of hours. You don't have to say anything. You can eat to your hearts content." She released his hand and drove ahead when the light turned green. "Did I tell you how handsome you look in your suit?"
Vegeta folded his arms and huffed.
"You're such a baby." Bulma said and pulled up to the front of the restaurant where a valet waited. Also there were Goku and Chi-Chi. "They're here already. Boy, when you promise Goku food, he'll arrive on time."
Bulma and Vegeta stepped out of the car. Bulma gave the valet her keys and she and Vegeta made their way to the entrance. Vegeta's heart pounded at what to do. He couldn't let them know his secret. How to act? The Saiyan Prince smirked. He'll just be himself.
"Hey, Bulma, Vegeta!" Goku greeted and Vegeta walked right pass Goku and Chi-Chi without saying a word. Goku laughed. "Same old Vegeta."
The four entered the restaurant. Bulma walked with Chi-Chi beside her and their husbands behind them. Chi-Chi was an intricate part of her plan for getting in. She read and heard gossips of how lecherous the maitre d' was and seeing Chi-Chi's large breasts would get him to do anything.
When they stepped up next to get a table, Bulma smiled seeing the maitre d' gawk at Chi-Chi. He put on a charming smile.
"We have reservations for four," Bulma spoke smoothly as if she'd conned before. "It's in the name of Bulma Briefs."
The maitre d' looked over his guest lists. There were no Bulma Briefs listed and if he told her that, it would mean Chi-Chi and her breasts would have to leave and he didn't want that. "Uh, your name must've gotten lost in the confirmation, but I'll get you a table. You can breasts on it." He flushed and shook his head, tearing his eyes from Chi-Chi's breasts and forcing himself to look at the others. "I mean you can bet on it. Excuse me." He walked off to get a table for them.
Chi-Chi glared at Bulma. "I thought you said this was a respectful restaurant."
"It is," Bulma insisted.
"Respectful my foot," Chi-Chi said furiously. "That pervert couldn't take his eyes off my breasts and didn't you hear what he said--'You can breasts on it?' "
"I'm sure it was an honest mistake," Bulma lied.
Chi-Chi crossed her arms not believing Bulma. "And I'm a blonde."
In less than five minutes, the four were given a table in the center of the room. This really made Chi-Chi uncomfortable since she was getting stares from many of the men as she walked by to her seat. The waiter pulled out Chi-Chi's chair but didn't for Bulma which irritated her. Vegeta was once again cursed himself since he was seated across from Chi-Chi. He bit his lip as he saw her breasts bounced in front of him as her seat was being pushed to the table. The waiter gave each person a menu.
"May I say, Madam, that you absolutely breastful---uh, I mean beautiful tonight," the waiter said flustered.
Chi-Chi plastered a smile on her face. She could see that he was staring at her breasts. "Thank you." As the waiter turned to leave, Chi-Chi stuck her leg out to trip him. "Jerk," Chi-Chi muttered as the waiter stumbled to the floor and quickly back to his feet.
"I really don't like this," Chi-Chi said after the waiter gave them a menu and left them to decide what to eat.
"If you don't think about it, it won't affect you," Bulma assured her.
Chi-Chi kept the menu close to her and tried to use it to cover up her breasts as much as possible. "Speak for yourself."
The waiter returned and took their orders. He was startled to see that Goku and Vegeta ordered everything on the menu. From the death glare he received from Vegeta, he knew to hurry with the food.
Bulma noticed Chi-Chi was quietly seething at the stares she was getting. She didn't get what was Chi-Chi's problem. So what if a few men were staring at her? At least it wasn't anything bad. "If you can't handle a few eyes on you now, Chi-Chi, how are you going to handle it tomorrow at the carnival?" Bulma asked.
"I can handle it. I just don't want to deal with it anymore than I want to," Chi-Chi said.
"Well, you don't have to worry about it here at this table," Bulma said smiling at Vegeta.
Vegeta had his arms and legs crossed and was looking away from Chi-Chi. "Hmp," he said and tilted his head in another direction. From the corner of his eye, he was staring at Chi-Chi's breasts. 'Wow. They're so large and round. I wonder what it feels like. No! Vegeta, what's the matter with you?! Control yourself! What are you a man or some breasts craze freak?!'
Several waiters arrived and began placing the food on the table. Vegeta sat himself properly and before the food in front of him covered Chi-Chi's breasts, Vegeta realized what he was.
'I've been on this planet too long. I'm a breasts craze freak. This is humiliating for a Saiyan Prince.'
Vegeta began eating voraciously as he kept his eyes on his plate. Goku happily ate his dinner as did Bulma and Chi-Chi. Bulma was busy looking around at the famous people eating dinner as she ate. This was so cool for her to eat with the rich and famous. As soon as Goku and Vegeta finished a dish load of plates, waiters came and took their empty plates and placed new dishes before them. Goku was excited. This place did have food he hadn't eaten before and it was great.
"Oh, wow," Goku said as he munch on his food. "This food is great! I love this chicken, especially the breast! It's my favorite!"
As Goku went on and on about his favorite part of the chicken, Vegeta found himself staring at Chi-Chi's breasts. He couldn't help it. They were standing right in front of him and it intrigued him, especially how shapely they were in the dress Chi-Chi was wearing. He licked his lips hungrily. "Yeah, it's my favorite, too. I would love to get some of that."
"Vegeta?"
Vegeta scowled at the person interrupting him when he was about to have a good fantasy. "What is it, Kakarot?!"
"I didn't know the breasts were your favorite part of chicken. What do ya know? We have something in common," Goku said and went on happily eating.
Oh, no. Vegeta could feel the sweat on his forehead, the heavy pounding of his heart, the heat of embarrassment rise on his cheeks. They heard that? He thought he said it in his mind. What else could they have heard? From the corner of his eye, he saw Bulma eating and chatting with Chi-Chi and she responding back. He let out the breath he didn't know he was holding.
'That was too close. I've got to get out of here fast.' Just when he thought the night couldn't get any worse, it did.
"I think you should keep your new boobs, Chi-Chi," Bulma said. "Don't you think so Vegeta? You haven't said a thing."
Vegeta glared at Bulma. Why did she have to ask him what he thought? "I didn't come here to talk. I came here to eat! Now leave me alone!"
Chi-Chi looked at Bulma as if she lost her mind. "Why? I don't want them. It's distracting and irritating. Do you know I have to stand further back to open the cabinets in my house because my breasts get in the way? It puts a strain on my back because they are so heavy and unnatural on me."
"Okay, there are some minor problems, but look at the good side--all the attention you're getting, the service we've been getting, men are flocking to help you. Have you seen the waiters tonight--helping you in you seat, complimenting you on how great you look--"
"Staring at my breasts," Chi-Chi said deadpanned. "No. I'm getting rid of them. Even Goku agrees I should."
At that, Vegeta stared at Goku who was happily eating his dinner. It was so good that he didn't partake in the conversation. 'He's always been an idiot, but this time Kakarot really showed how dumb he is. I bet that clown been getting his fill though.'
"Really, Goku? Why?" Bulma asked.
Goku stopped munching on his steak when his name was called. "Chi-Chi says they hurt her back so she should get rid of them. Does this place have doggy bags, Bulma?" Goku asked completely changing the subject. "I gotta take some food home with me."
"I don't think they do but I'm sure they will make an exception for Chi-Chi."
Chi-Chi tossed her napkin on the table. "We've had enough. Goku, we're going home after I get back from the restroom."
Goku frowned. "Aw, man, but I haven't finished eating."
After using the restroom, Chi-Chi stepped out to find a group of ten men, young and old waiting outside for her. The men saw Chi-Chi leave for the restroom and thought they all could approach her together with their offers.
"Who are you?" Chi-Chi asked.
"I'm an artist and I'd like for you to be a nude model for me."
"I got a thousand dollars for you if you let me touch your boobies," another man offered.
"Will you marry me?" An old man who looked to be on his last leg offered. "How about making an old man happy before he die?"
The other men made their offers as well, all lecherous and vulgar. The more offers they made, the furious Chi-Chi had become. They were all perverted, sick men. "Get away from me! I'm a married woman!"
"To carrot top--the human garbage disposal?" One of the men guessed. "So?"
"If you don't leave me right now, I'm going to beat you all up," Chi-Chi warned and got in a stance.
The men laughed at the thought of Chi-Chi beating them up. Little did they know, they were making a former martial artist and the wife of the strongest man in the universe mad.
Chi-Chi was taking longer than expected to come back from the restroom so Goku made his way there to see what was taking Chi-Chi so long. He hoped she didn't fall in the toilet or something. "Hey, Chi-Chi. The waiters are giving me Doggy bags. We can leave when they're through." He heard Chi-Chi scream and the sounds of loud grunts as he got closer to the restroom. Goku became worried and ran to the restroom to see what was wrong.
"Chi-Chi!" Goku called out. He saw a group of men surrounding her. Goku panicked and grabbed each man who he could get his hand one by one and knocked them out, either with a punch, throwing them against the wall as if they were paper or clunking two guys head together hard. When he got through to Chi-Chi, he saw his wife kicking a man in his groin and slapping a karate chop across his back knocking him out. Surrounding her were four men knocked out.
"What happened?" Goku asked worried. "I heard you screaming."
"These perverts tried to hit on me. So, I had to deal with them," Chi-Chi said upset and fixed her hair neatly so it wasn't out of place.
Goku laughed as he realized what happened. He hadn't seen Chi-Chi in a fight since they were teenagers, searching for the Fire Eater Bird when Chi-Chi dealt with Pilaf's minions. It was funny then as it was now that someone would try to fight Chi-Chi, his strong spirited wife. She wasn't the strongest person around but she could definitely hold her own.
****
Gohan laid on the sofa reading his history book, keeping himself ahead in his schoolwork. Goten was already asleep in his room. Gohan figured he would do an hour more of reading and head to bed himself. He made a mental note to leave a light on so his parents wouldn't bump into anything when they come home.
The phone rang which caused Gohan to frown in confusion. The house was normally quiet at night so it was strange for someone to call. Maybe it was his parents Gohan figured. He reached behind him to get the phone. "Hello? Hey, Krillin."
"Hey, Gohan. I hope I didn't disturb you and your family. I know how you guys go to bed early."
"No, it's okay. Mom and Dad are out tonight, Goten's sleeping and I'm doing some reading."
"Your parents are out?" Krillin was surprised. "Wow. I thought they were people who often stayed at home."
"Bulma invited them to dinner with Vegeta." Gohan laughed at Krillin's surprised. "Yeah, I know it's surprising. What's going on?"
"I called to see if you knew where Master Roshi went. He left a few hours ago and we haven't heard from him since. It's not like him."
"No, I haven't. I'll keep a lookout for him," Gohan assured Krillin.
"Thanks. I'm sure Roshi can handle himself, but it was strange for him to leave. 18 told me he had been acting suspicious all day."
Gohan listened to Krillin talk as he felt a certain ki. "That's strange. I have a feeling Master Roshi is nearby." Gohan placed his book on the sofa and walked to the door. He opened it and looked around. He then stepped outside his house to look around some more. "That was strange. I thought for certain I felt Master Roshi's ki out here. One second it was and in the next it was gone."
As Gohan continued to talk to Krillin on the phone while looking around his house, Master Roshi only a mere five inches tall, races in the Son House. Master Roshi ran passed the living room and began the monstrous journey upstairs. In his normal size, it was no problem but now on five inches, it was a tough task. Still, it would be worth it in the end.
Roshi heard the door close downstairs and knew it was Gohan back in the house. Roshi rushed to reach the top of the steps. When he did, he walked the halls trying to figure out which room was Goku and Chi-Chi's. He entered a room with the door partially opened, and seeing Goten in his bed sleeping, told Roshi he was in the wrong room. He left and entered another room, only to find it was the bathroom. The third room he entered was dark. He pulled out his flashlight and looked around the room. Looking around with his light, he realized he was in Goku and Chi-Chi's bedroom.
Roshi raced under the bed and dug in his bag. He took out a camera. Roshi looked at the watch on his wrist and kissed it. He remembered years ago when Bulma gave it to him in exchange for her and Goku to use the sub to find a dragon ball Goku hoped to be his grandpa's. He kept it over the years, knowing it would come in use someday. To pass the time, he pulled out some magazines and waited until Goku and Chi-Chi came back.
It was an hour later before the door opened. Roshi thought it was Goku and Chi-Chi entering but it was Gohan. It looked to be as if he was doing a sweep of the house before he went to bed. Roshi watched as Gohan entered his parents bathroom, checking the windows and closed the curtains and walked out. He walked around his parent's room to the window. He checked to make sure it was locked, closed the curtains and walked out. It was a small chance of a human coming to rob them but with them living in the mountains, it wouldn't be a surprise if a wild animal disturbed them. Still, that ruined Roshi's chances of sneaking out the window. Gohan turned the light off and walked out.
Roshi was alone with only the magazines to comfort him until the door opened and lights turned on again. This time he heard the footsteps of two people walking in. It had to be Goku and Chi-Chi. He peek his head from under the bed and saw it was them. Roshi was nearly drooling when he saw Chi-Chi's breasts.
'Oh, yeah! Look at those knockers!! Ooh, I can't wait to see them exposed!'
"Well, that was an interesting dinner," Chi-Chi snorted. She placed her purse in her chair and pulled off her shoes.
"It was fine," Goku said and pulled off his jacket.
"That's right. You didn't have the men staring at you and wanting to see your breasts."
Roshi had his camera ready to take a shot. Nothing was happening yet, but Roshi was sure something would. He saw Chi-Chi was facing him and she had her hand on her zipper getting ready to take the dress off.
'Oh, yeah! Here it comes!' Roshi thought nastily with his camera ready.
Goku placed his hand on Chi-Chi, stopping her.
'Curse you, boy! Stop ruining my fun!' Roshi growled angrily.
Chi-Chi turned around looking at her husband confused. "What is it?"
"I just wanted to say I thought you looked very pretty tonight. Not that you don't always look pretty," Goku added and rubbed the back of his head nervously.
Chi-Chi smiled. "Well, at least one good thing came out of tonight's dinner."
"I don't know. The food was pretty good."
Chi-Chi laughed. "Yes, you would say that, but thank you anyway, dear," she said and kissed his cheek.
Goku cupped the side of her face and kissed her softly. She opened up to him and placed a hand on his upper torso, caressing the hard muscles through his white dress shirt. Goku snaked his arms around Chi-Chi's waist. While one hand stroke the center of her back, the other rest on Chi-Chi's rear.
'Whoa, Goku, didn't know you had it in you! Squeeze that softness!' When Goku did gently squeeze Chi-Chi's rear and pulled her closer, Rosh wiped a joyful tear from his eye. 'Oh, I envy you, Goku.'
Chi-Chi's soft moan could be heard and Goku reach to unzip her dress. Roshi smiled. 'Oh, yes.' Roshi focused his camera for Goku to take a shot. Instead of unzipping her dress, Goku placed both of his hands on Chi-Chi's behind, rubbing them softly. Roshi took a chance and took that shot.
Chi-Chi giggled as Goku placed gentle nips along her neck, growling playfully. "Goku," Chi-Chi squealed in delight. "Stop it. You're bad Saiyan."
Goku pulled his lips to look down at Chi-Chi's face. He smirked almost evilly at her. His hands were moving up and down her back and rear. "Maybe I am." Before he could say anymore, Goku saw something sticking out and moving from the bottom of his bed. What the…
'Roshi?' He saw it was him and very small.
Roshi saw Goku looking at him and he wasn't moving. Uh-oh, he had been discovered.
Goku pulled himself from Chi-Chi abruptly and got on all fours. "Goku? What are you doing?" Chi-Chi asked bewildered.
"Ha! Gotcha!" Goku pulled himself from under the bed.
Chi-Chi saw Goku stand with Master Roshi in his hand. "What are you doing here?" Goku asked.
Roshi rubbed the back of his head. "Um, got lost." Roshi felt Goku squeezed him tighter as if forcing to tell the truth. "Er," he held his mini camera. "Trying to take pictures."
"Pervert!!" Chi-Chi screamed. She was upset with the men tonight but now she was just ballistic. "How dare you?! How did you do it?!"
Roshi knew he was cornered and to not get Goku or Chi-Chi anymore furious with him, he decided to be honest. "Uh, this watch," Roshi answered. "Bulma gave it to me a long time ago."
Chi-Chi angrier than ever, snatched the Turtle Hermit out of Goku's hands. She then pulled off the watch he had that was used to shrink himself.
"Um, Chi-Chi, what are you doing?" Goku asked as he saw Chi-Chi marched from him and opened her window.
"Get out of here!" Chi-Chi screamed and threw Master Roshi a long distance far away from their home. "That takes care of that pervert. He won't be back for a while." She looked at the tiny watch in her hand. "What should I do with this?" She shrugged her shoulders and put it in her sewing basket. First the men tonight and now Roshi, could she really go out again tomorrow? "Goku, I don't know if I can do this. First this dinner and Roshi again tonight. Can I really face the carnival tomorrow?"
"Chi-Chi, it'll be all right. You handled yourself and besides, this is for Gohan. I doubt if anything would happen tomorrow anyway. We're going to be at a school with kids and their parents. Nothing will happen."
Chi-Chi smiled. "Maybe you're right and I'm overreacting. This is for Gohan and it'll be just fine. You're right, Goku. I'm glad I have you to keep me leveled."
Goku hugged her to kill anymore doubts Chi-Chi had. As he hugged her, he thought about his former teacher. "Say, Chi-Chi, where do you think Master Roshi landed?"
"Who cares? As long as he getting punished."
Out in the woods, high in a tree Master Roshi found himself stuck in a tough spider web. He pulled and pulled on it, but in his small state, his strength had decreased dramatically. The web seemed to have tightened around him too the more he struggled with it. Roshi was in deep trouble as a large tarantula spider made its way toward him. The spider licked it's lips at lovely feast before him as it inched closer and closer.
Roshi pulled and pulled but nothing was working. In this situation, he did the only thing he thought he could do--cry and scream like a baby. "HEELLLPPP!!!"
To Be Continued
Chuquita: Poor Vegeta just keep getting tortured and the next chapter won't help him either. Heh. Heh. I just combined the stories together without labeling the next chapter. Part Four began with Vegeta flying to the Son's House.
K001runnings: Thanks. That's how I think Goku is. He learned a lot from ChiChi. It's very clear when you watch DB and then DBZ. I'm not writing an AU fic like that but I do know of a new writer writing it and I'm assisting her with some parts. It's up to her when she can start posting because she's very busy, but I think it will be worth the wait.
Trugeta: I think Roshi paid for it a little bit in this one. Heh. Heh.
Sadako: Yep, Roshi was naughty and just as bad in this one. Imagine what would've happened if Goku had drunk that Viagra induced drink. Hee. Hee. Yeah, I'm horrible with Vegeta and the carnival…whoa! Heh. Heh. I thought why not have his father be named Pencil. Heh. Heh. The Simpson ep, is nothing like this story! Hee. Hee.
Lady Kouga: I don't think it would be the same if Roshi ever learned.
Danichan: I know you're happy about what happened to Master Roshi. Heck, I know everyone's happy about what's happening to him now. I don't think Roshi would taste good to Goku or anyone not even to Yajirobe. Maybe he would taste good to the tarantula. It's a shame at what I'm doing to Vegeta. Heh. Heh. But I can't help it! That whole PTA scene was inspired by my days in high school when I was in the Beta Club. When there was Open House, we had to be tour guides in helping parents to their child's teachers' room. You'll find out the plan soon, but you won't find it if you strangle my Goku plushie! LOL!
Lady Athena: Nope, Roshi will never learn. He got what was coming to him in this one. He and Miroku are pervs but if I had to choose between the two, I rather get harassed by Miroku instead of Roshi! Bleh! I already explained to you by the Simpsons and this story and what some reviewers were telling me but I really don't know about the comparison between Goku and Homer. Homer is an idiot at times but he's funny, like two weeks ago when Homer was panhandling on the streets to buy Marge jewelry and Marge asked him if that was how he was getting her jewelry and he said, "Marge, I won't lie to you." and he resumed reading his paper not saying anything. It was so funny! I agree Trunks can be comparable to Bart. Goku is just naïve and funny. They both can make me laugh though. Their shows wouldn't be the same without them. That's a comparison I guess.
SSJ Chika: You finally get to review. I finally get to post! What's with ff.net lately? Master Roshi got taught a lesson. Hee. Hee.
Moon Girl: Roshi got a little pay back. Glad it made you laugh. I know I was laughing too much from it.
Knight Shadow: I guess from the other story you read that I wrote, you can tell I don't write Goku and ChiChi the way those other people do because I understand characters and I know how to write them.
Mic Mic: He's a regular but he's a funny and determined one. Heh. Heh. You kind of saw what Vegeta will be doing. Poor guy. I should give him a break. Eh, maybe not.
Gogirl: Roshi can't stop at a chance like this. It's in his blood to be perverted. Well, those people who privately reviewed me wanted OOC things for ChiChi to do like work at a strip club and pose in playboy. UGH!
Carrie: Roshi is such a perv but a funny one. He got payback in this one. Heh. Heh. The carnival is in the next chapter--chaos ensues big time! I'm not through with Vegeta yet. Heh. Heh.