Butterfly
Please don't shot me…..
-Aee-Aee-Ai
Aee-Aee-Ai
Aee-Aee-Ai
Where's my Samurai?-
Lord Voldemort sat at his secret hideout (well not so secret everybody did know where it was). He was looking at a piece of paper. When we look over his shoulder we find its Harry Potter in a bathtub (hmm I wonder where he got that * looks at Ron* Ron: what he was paying good money) Voldemort sat there thinking and looking at the picture of Harry.
-I've been searching for a man
All across Japan (England!)
Just to find
To find my samurai-
Voldemort summons a map of Hogwarts. A dot was moving quickly through the hall of Hogwarts. The name just below the dot was a Mr. Harry Potter in Bright pink Writing (hehehe I will be good on that one). Voldemort smiles as his plan forms in his mind (Eep! he smiled)
-Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need,
I need my samurai-
Voldemort knew Harry was strong ( I mean look how many time Harry beat him). Voldemort was now grinning insanely for he knew hoe to execute the plan to get his shy little piece of meat (wow this is really getting scary).
-Aee-aee-ai I'm you little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colors in the sky
Aee-aee-ai I'm you little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colors in the sky-
(Ahhh I can't look and Voldie any more*imaged that he was dancing wearing butterfly wings*) Voldemort send out the calling device to get the death eaters. They all backed away slowly then turned and ran when they heard his master plan. Soon the sun came up and Voldemort put his plan in to action.
-I've been searching in the wood
And high upon the hill
Just to find
To Find my Samurai-
Voldemort soon morphed in to a problem having, angst loving, and pimple having life from other wise know as a teenager. He then changed in to some other random school clothing. He then grabbed a broom and rode it (I will be good…*snot*) to Hogwarts. He opened the big doors to Hogwarts and claimed up the many stairs that lead him closer to his love (who really did not love him). He walked in to the headmaster's office.
-Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need
I need my Samurai-
As Voldemort entered the headmaster's office a net entrapped him. He tried to get out of it. Alas it was of no use for it was anti-magic rope. Harry sat at the headmaster's chair grinning
"Now, now Voldie don't even try to get out it is of no use" Voldemort teenage head snapped up to look at Harry.
"Where you after me?"
"How did you know?"
"Gee you forget one thing Voldie….We are connected DUH!"
"Oh yeah I knew I forgot something."
"Avacereda(new spell)" Harry sent the spell flying at Voldemort.
-Aee-aee-ai I'm you little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colors in the sky
Aee-aee-ai I'm you little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colors in the sky-
"That's for thinking you had a chance with me! I'm Draco's" Harry shorted as green light filled the room. A "damn it" was heard before Voldemort was gone.
-Aee-Aee-Ai
Aee-Aee-Ai
Aee-Aee-Ai
Where's my Samurai?-
Draco came out of nowhere (I think he was under *a hand is clapped over her moth*Karuke: Sempi, keep it pg-13 please). Draco grabbed Harry's hand.
"Come on my Samurai." A glare was sent Draco's way.
"I hate that song."
-Aee-Aee-Ai
Aee-Aee-Ai
*a gunshot is heard* I TOLD YOU I HATED THAT SONG!
END!
That was fun tell me what you think ^.^ plus it was a joke so don't get too mad