Sorry for the delay, folks. A new story had popped up inside my big head. I will
continue updating my first story real soon. Anyway I had to post this one up in
a hurry before it rots my brain. Well anyway, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I know the routine.
Inuyasha: A Mile in Their Shoes
Chapter 1: Ryokou's Gift?
" There's a very thin line between love and hate." Mused a beautiful demon with
long wavy deep blue hair. She can be seen with clothing not familiar with the
people of Japan (well the feudal era, anyway). She wore ancient Greek clothes
pretty much in the manner of Aphrodite, the goddess of love. Ryokou is quite a few
centuries old. During her travels to Africa, the natives there regards her as a
symbol of hope and good fortune. She even supported the proverty sticken people
with food and shelter and fiend off poachers and slave traders. In Europe she
was heavily worshipped, especially in ancient Greece. She was thought to be
Aphrodite herself there. In her lifetime she had seen many rises and falls of
governments and tyranny and studied the lifestyles of countless civilization.
Yet what interests her the most was human relationships.
To be more specific, the commodity called love.
Of course she had seen many couples fall in love with each other even at first
they denied it. In the end they literally lived happily ever after. Well
sometimes some of the couples were broken up due to insecurities and skeletons
in closets. On occasions Ryokou will lend a couple a helping hand in their
relationships which is oblivious to the couple, after all. This was how she had
fun.
" My! What do we have here?" She peered inside a sapphire colored orb in her
hands. She noticed the face of a young Japanese girl and an obdurate face one of
a half breed demon. Very interesting. She'd never seen anything like and by
judging from the clothing of the hanyou, she confirmed that they were from her
homeland. " So the half breed does have feelings for the girl."
Her right hand caught her chin in deep thought. " What shall I do to assists
these guys?" She thought with a frown. She did contemplated with the idea of the
cupid routine but it was too cliché. Then her face brightened. " I got it! I'll
give them a little present from yours truly." She pointed to herself, giggling.
Afterwards, she disappeared in a blue mist from atop a gigantic pagoda in Siam.
" Those little cats can wait."
* * *
"Three... two... one..."
" Hi guys, I'm back." Greeted a young girl climbing out of an all to familiar
well. She turned to a pair of demons chuckling at her. " Inuyasha, Shippou,
what's so funny?" She asked.
" Inuyasha was counting down the seconds that you were gonna show up again
Kagome." Answered the fox child. Inuyasha swatted him and made him fell off his
shoulder. " Nothing. So what you bought back from your era, Kagome?" Asked
Inuyasha giving Kagome a polite smile.
"Well I bought back a case of fruit punch soda, some ramen, and deli
sandwiches." She answered emptying her bag. "Say, Inuyasha can you lend me a
hand with the soda case." He walked over to assist her in taking out the bag's
contents. Inuyasha kneeled slightly to dig inside and Kagome unfortunately, for
the length of her skirt, was bending over giving a certain monk a wonderful view
of her.
"Wow! Red breeches! Very pleasing to the eyes!" Miroku exclaimed blissfully. He never really thought that
he would ever see Kagome's bloomers and surprisingly thick upper thighs for a
girl her size. Oblivious to him because of his gawking, Sango appeared coming
from the hut. "Miroku, what are you looking at?" She should have known better,
because the instant she looked in the direction where Miroku was looking she
spun back immediately and clocked Miroku upside his head. A rather large lump
formed on the monk's head. With that, Sango stormed angrily back to the hut
sighing something that sounds like.
"Hentai."
* * *
Inuyasha sat outside of the hut lost in thought, as he gazed up at the late
night skies. He has been unusually nice to Kagome today. Those were the kind of
days which rarely occurred. He yawned as he felt fatigue creeping over his body.
He turned around to see Kagome exiting the hut and sat beside him. She couldn't
help but smile being so close up to him. She noticed her heart rate increased
too. But sadly, there will be a day when she will not be able to see her beloved
friend again. She had to make the most of her time.
"Nice night." She sighed.
"Yeah."
Then again Inuyasha's tranquil mood unnerved her and she really wanted to ask why.
Not once he hadn't insulted or traumatized her today. Making her more dubious
that's nothing bothering him. "Inuyasha?"
"Yes?" He responded.
" You seem different today. Is there something the matter?" Kagome asked
cautiously.
Inuyasha gave her an almost apologetic expressing. "There's rumors in the next
village that there's a miko that looks like you." He turned his gaze away
afterwards. Kagome became enraged.
" I knew it!" She snapped.
Suddenly Inuyasha's peaceful demeanor vanished as well. "Damn it Kagome! You
know full well that I have things I must settle with her." Kagome shrunk back ,
tears forming in her eyes. She wanted to slap the dog ears straight off his
head. "No wonder you were nice to me today." She cupped her face in her hands,
sobbing miserably. Inuyasha patted her back in hopes of comforting her. " Don't
touch... don't even come near me!"
" Kagome you know my feelings for you are lingering thanks to Kikyou. I'm sorry
fate has a funny way with fucking with people like that. If she was never resurrected I
would of chosen you."
" You're some kind of pimp, you know?"
"Kagome listen. I'm starting to question her hatred of me and her existence." He
scratched his ear sheepishly. "I know deep down that the 'real' Kikyou would've
forgave me. It seemed after I told her long ago that Naraku killed her, it's
like she became even angrier with me. She was older than me at the time, about
nineteen, when she was killed.
"And..."
" Well everyone thought that Kikyou was very mature for her age. But now I see
her as a little girl. I know for a fact that little girls don't really
understand nothing else besides their own pain. It's probably why she's so angry
at me."
Kagome gawked at him for a moment before storming back in the hut. " That's the
biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard!"
"Feh. Whatever."
As the gang was now lying in deep sleep, the love goddess... um... demon appeared. An
eerie blue mist descended and took the form of a dashing young woman with odd
blue hair. The orb in her pocket began to glow and vibrate violently. She smiled
in confirmation because she finally reached her subject. Ryokou hopped from the
roof and levitated inside the hut where they were sleeping. There she saw the
two love birds in person. Kagome was in a deep blissful sleep with a pleasant
smile on her face. Inuyasha on the other hand, slept with a frown on his face.
"So look what we have here, a couple of nightmares perhaps?"
Inuyasha then rolled over to his other side and broken wind. A satisfied smile
fading the frown off his face. Ryokou made a burlesque expression and cuffed her
nose in disgust. "Nasty bastard. How does this girl put up with him?" Being
overwhelmed by the stench she mistakenly trip and fell over Sango's sleeping
form onto Miroku. Groggily, the tajiya and the monk slowly got up to their
knees. Ryokou gasped and she quickly snatched Sango and Miroku into her arms
like children and rocked them back to sleep. She was relieved to see both of
them snoring in deep sleep again. "That was all too close."
" Kagome... come here cutie."
Ryokou's brow raised in slight surprise. She skewed a glance back to the demon
who now talking in his sleep. "Kagome stop... playing... you're not wearing that revealing kimono for nothing you know... " She wondered what was going
on inside his head and knew for certain that it had something to do with the
young girl sleeping opposite of him.
"Kagome stop.it. tell me you love me."
She chuckled at his incubus and proceeded to do a spell. That is, until the
hanyou farted again. Ryokou wanted to chunk something at him because of his
atrocious sleeping manners. Right now she wanted to be asleep right now. "Eww!"
The demon proceeded on what she intended on doing before the dog boy let all
hell lose on her nose again. Her body began to glow in an eerie blue aura.
Kagome and Inuyasha began to cough violently in their slumber. Two pure
radiating apparitions appeared as though she summoned them. "Now let the real
fun begins. Hope you like my little present." She snikered.
Afterwards, the beautiful succubus disappeared in a ghastly mist of blue.
A/N: That's about it for the first chapter. Ryokou's a motherfucker isn't she?
Well, this story is pretty heavy on the humor side. The future chapters will
become even more hilarious. That's what I like to do is to make people laugh and
it's pretty rewarding. Anyway, this is going to be a short humor fiction before
I get back to the more serious ones like FCFL (Fate's Course and Forbidden Love)
and a future title of mine called Coed Sortilege. All of which are Inuyasha
fictions. Well I hope you all review so I can post up the next chapters in these
stories.
Yeah I'd almost forgot, I like to give thanks to Ms. Starry-Skies for being my
very first reviewer. Now that's how you show love! Thanks a bunch! Until then.
continue updating my first story real soon. Anyway I had to post this one up in
a hurry before it rots my brain. Well anyway, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I know the routine.
Inuyasha: A Mile in Their Shoes
Chapter 1: Ryokou's Gift?
" There's a very thin line between love and hate." Mused a beautiful demon with
long wavy deep blue hair. She can be seen with clothing not familiar with the
people of Japan (well the feudal era, anyway). She wore ancient Greek clothes
pretty much in the manner of Aphrodite, the goddess of love. Ryokou is quite a few
centuries old. During her travels to Africa, the natives there regards her as a
symbol of hope and good fortune. She even supported the proverty sticken people
with food and shelter and fiend off poachers and slave traders. In Europe she
was heavily worshipped, especially in ancient Greece. She was thought to be
Aphrodite herself there. In her lifetime she had seen many rises and falls of
governments and tyranny and studied the lifestyles of countless civilization.
Yet what interests her the most was human relationships.
To be more specific, the commodity called love.
Of course she had seen many couples fall in love with each other even at first
they denied it. In the end they literally lived happily ever after. Well
sometimes some of the couples were broken up due to insecurities and skeletons
in closets. On occasions Ryokou will lend a couple a helping hand in their
relationships which is oblivious to the couple, after all. This was how she had
fun.
" My! What do we have here?" She peered inside a sapphire colored orb in her
hands. She noticed the face of a young Japanese girl and an obdurate face one of
a half breed demon. Very interesting. She'd never seen anything like and by
judging from the clothing of the hanyou, she confirmed that they were from her
homeland. " So the half breed does have feelings for the girl."
Her right hand caught her chin in deep thought. " What shall I do to assists
these guys?" She thought with a frown. She did contemplated with the idea of the
cupid routine but it was too cliché. Then her face brightened. " I got it! I'll
give them a little present from yours truly." She pointed to herself, giggling.
Afterwards, she disappeared in a blue mist from atop a gigantic pagoda in Siam.
" Those little cats can wait."
* * *
"Three... two... one..."
" Hi guys, I'm back." Greeted a young girl climbing out of an all to familiar
well. She turned to a pair of demons chuckling at her. " Inuyasha, Shippou,
what's so funny?" She asked.
" Inuyasha was counting down the seconds that you were gonna show up again
Kagome." Answered the fox child. Inuyasha swatted him and made him fell off his
shoulder. " Nothing. So what you bought back from your era, Kagome?" Asked
Inuyasha giving Kagome a polite smile.
"Well I bought back a case of fruit punch soda, some ramen, and deli
sandwiches." She answered emptying her bag. "Say, Inuyasha can you lend me a
hand with the soda case." He walked over to assist her in taking out the bag's
contents. Inuyasha kneeled slightly to dig inside and Kagome unfortunately, for
the length of her skirt, was bending over giving a certain monk a wonderful view
of her.
"Wow! Red breeches! Very pleasing to the eyes!" Miroku exclaimed blissfully. He never really thought that
he would ever see Kagome's bloomers and surprisingly thick upper thighs for a
girl her size. Oblivious to him because of his gawking, Sango appeared coming
from the hut. "Miroku, what are you looking at?" She should have known better,
because the instant she looked in the direction where Miroku was looking she
spun back immediately and clocked Miroku upside his head. A rather large lump
formed on the monk's head. With that, Sango stormed angrily back to the hut
sighing something that sounds like.
"Hentai."
* * *
Inuyasha sat outside of the hut lost in thought, as he gazed up at the late
night skies. He has been unusually nice to Kagome today. Those were the kind of
days which rarely occurred. He yawned as he felt fatigue creeping over his body.
He turned around to see Kagome exiting the hut and sat beside him. She couldn't
help but smile being so close up to him. She noticed her heart rate increased
too. But sadly, there will be a day when she will not be able to see her beloved
friend again. She had to make the most of her time.
"Nice night." She sighed.
"Yeah."
Then again Inuyasha's tranquil mood unnerved her and she really wanted to ask why.
Not once he hadn't insulted or traumatized her today. Making her more dubious
that's nothing bothering him. "Inuyasha?"
"Yes?" He responded.
" You seem different today. Is there something the matter?" Kagome asked
cautiously.
Inuyasha gave her an almost apologetic expressing. "There's rumors in the next
village that there's a miko that looks like you." He turned his gaze away
afterwards. Kagome became enraged.
" I knew it!" She snapped.
Suddenly Inuyasha's peaceful demeanor vanished as well. "Damn it Kagome! You
know full well that I have things I must settle with her." Kagome shrunk back ,
tears forming in her eyes. She wanted to slap the dog ears straight off his
head. "No wonder you were nice to me today." She cupped her face in her hands,
sobbing miserably. Inuyasha patted her back in hopes of comforting her. " Don't
touch... don't even come near me!"
" Kagome you know my feelings for you are lingering thanks to Kikyou. I'm sorry
fate has a funny way with fucking with people like that. If she was never resurrected I
would of chosen you."
" You're some kind of pimp, you know?"
"Kagome listen. I'm starting to question her hatred of me and her existence." He
scratched his ear sheepishly. "I know deep down that the 'real' Kikyou would've
forgave me. It seemed after I told her long ago that Naraku killed her, it's
like she became even angrier with me. She was older than me at the time, about
nineteen, when she was killed.
"And..."
" Well everyone thought that Kikyou was very mature for her age. But now I see
her as a little girl. I know for a fact that little girls don't really
understand nothing else besides their own pain. It's probably why she's so angry
at me."
Kagome gawked at him for a moment before storming back in the hut. " That's the
biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard!"
"Feh. Whatever."
As the gang was now lying in deep sleep, the love goddess... um... demon appeared. An
eerie blue mist descended and took the form of a dashing young woman with odd
blue hair. The orb in her pocket began to glow and vibrate violently. She smiled
in confirmation because she finally reached her subject. Ryokou hopped from the
roof and levitated inside the hut where they were sleeping. There she saw the
two love birds in person. Kagome was in a deep blissful sleep with a pleasant
smile on her face. Inuyasha on the other hand, slept with a frown on his face.
"So look what we have here, a couple of nightmares perhaps?"
Inuyasha then rolled over to his other side and broken wind. A satisfied smile
fading the frown off his face. Ryokou made a burlesque expression and cuffed her
nose in disgust. "Nasty bastard. How does this girl put up with him?" Being
overwhelmed by the stench she mistakenly trip and fell over Sango's sleeping
form onto Miroku. Groggily, the tajiya and the monk slowly got up to their
knees. Ryokou gasped and she quickly snatched Sango and Miroku into her arms
like children and rocked them back to sleep. She was relieved to see both of
them snoring in deep sleep again. "That was all too close."
" Kagome... come here cutie."
Ryokou's brow raised in slight surprise. She skewed a glance back to the demon
who now talking in his sleep. "Kagome stop... playing... you're not wearing that revealing kimono for nothing you know... " She wondered what was going
on inside his head and knew for certain that it had something to do with the
young girl sleeping opposite of him.
"Kagome stop.it. tell me you love me."
She chuckled at his incubus and proceeded to do a spell. That is, until the
hanyou farted again. Ryokou wanted to chunk something at him because of his
atrocious sleeping manners. Right now she wanted to be asleep right now. "Eww!"
The demon proceeded on what she intended on doing before the dog boy let all
hell lose on her nose again. Her body began to glow in an eerie blue aura.
Kagome and Inuyasha began to cough violently in their slumber. Two pure
radiating apparitions appeared as though she summoned them. "Now let the real
fun begins. Hope you like my little present." She snikered.
Afterwards, the beautiful succubus disappeared in a ghastly mist of blue.
A/N: That's about it for the first chapter. Ryokou's a motherfucker isn't she?
Well, this story is pretty heavy on the humor side. The future chapters will
become even more hilarious. That's what I like to do is to make people laugh and
it's pretty rewarding. Anyway, this is going to be a short humor fiction before
I get back to the more serious ones like FCFL (Fate's Course and Forbidden Love)
and a future title of mine called Coed Sortilege. All of which are Inuyasha
fictions. Well I hope you all review so I can post up the next chapters in these
stories.
Yeah I'd almost forgot, I like to give thanks to Ms. Starry-Skies for being my
very first reviewer. Now that's how you show love! Thanks a bunch! Until then.