AN: I got this idea while listening to the song '867-5309' and I was like
"wow, this would really make a good fic!" Yeah, then I started writing it
and I wasn't so sure.So you can tell me, right? Right. Yay. Did anybody
catch the new episode of Friends Thursday? Wasn't it grand? "So if you're
not sleeping with her, should I?" lol ".Liar Liar, Betrayal, An Affair to
Remember." lol I love Joey. And I apologize for starting a new fic, but
right now, I'm soo into songfics. I'm in a very 'musical' mood.hehe. Here's
the fic. Also, when I say something "Rockstar"ish.think of that movie or
some heavy metal band, kay? Kay.
867-5309 (funny title, eh?)
Monica and Rachel drunkenly stumbled into the women's restroom at the concert. They had consumed way too much alcohol at the show and were beginning to regret it.
"Mon, look at all this." Rachel said walking out of a stall.
Monica walked away from the mirror after re-applying her make-up and fixing her hair to see what the fuss was about.
"Look at all these numbers girls have left on these walls. It's like a shrine of phone numbers."
"Yeah, but they did it wrong. If you wanna get a decent hookup, you have to put your number on the stall of the men's restroom. Otherwise you just attract lesbians." Monica stated walking back out of the stall to steal a quick glance in the mirror one more time.
"Let's go write our number down in a stall. It'll be fun. The guy, or guys," she grinned. "will call up and if he sounds cute, you take him, and if he's kinda 'iffy' then I'll take him. Lord knows you need the sex."
"Rach, I don't know. I mean, some strange guy could call up, he could have some sort of disease." she trailed off making excuses.
"Monica, you haven't had a date in months. Ever since Jake you've been coming up with lame ass excuses not to date. I know you're over him. C'mon, live a little!"
"Fine, but I get the cute voiced guys, and you get the ugly ones. Deal?" Monica held her hand out in front of Rachel to shake it.
"Deal. Okay, if we wanna do it, it has to be now. The intermission is coming up and that's when everybody leaves to take a piss. So let's go." They walked out of the women's restroom and looked around as they casually strolled into the men's.
"Good. I told you nobody would be in here. Do I know my shit, or do I know my shit?"
"Yeah, yeah, let's just hurry up. It smells like shit in here."
"Fine."
Neither moved.
"Well, do you have a pen or marker?" Asked Rachel impatiently.
"Oh right." Monica smiled sheepishly and handed her a black ink pen.
"8.6.7...5.3.0.9."
"There, done. Now let's go. We're missing the best part of the concert."
"I'm coming, I'm coming." Rachel said.
They walked out of the restroom and walked up to the bar to grab some drinks before going back out to the concert that by now, was in full swing. (AN: lol sorry for my bad 'concert slang'. The last concert I went to was Britney Spears :p)
"Do you think anybody will call tonight?" Monica asked curiously as they were walking.
"Maybe, I know we'll be up late. This doesn't get out 'til midnight, and you just know traffic will be a bitch to get out of."
"Let's hope someone does. You're right, I could really use the sex." Rachel laughed.
"Hun, we could all use a little sex now and then."
They continued to laugh as they entered the concert area once more.
AN: Sorry it's so short. Will & Grace is on right now, and it's the new episode. Leave a review and tell me what you think! Also, I think I might add the lyrics in the next chapter or so.
867-5309 (funny title, eh?)
Monica and Rachel drunkenly stumbled into the women's restroom at the concert. They had consumed way too much alcohol at the show and were beginning to regret it.
"Mon, look at all this." Rachel said walking out of a stall.
Monica walked away from the mirror after re-applying her make-up and fixing her hair to see what the fuss was about.
"Look at all these numbers girls have left on these walls. It's like a shrine of phone numbers."
"Yeah, but they did it wrong. If you wanna get a decent hookup, you have to put your number on the stall of the men's restroom. Otherwise you just attract lesbians." Monica stated walking back out of the stall to steal a quick glance in the mirror one more time.
"Let's go write our number down in a stall. It'll be fun. The guy, or guys," she grinned. "will call up and if he sounds cute, you take him, and if he's kinda 'iffy' then I'll take him. Lord knows you need the sex."
"Rach, I don't know. I mean, some strange guy could call up, he could have some sort of disease." she trailed off making excuses.
"Monica, you haven't had a date in months. Ever since Jake you've been coming up with lame ass excuses not to date. I know you're over him. C'mon, live a little!"
"Fine, but I get the cute voiced guys, and you get the ugly ones. Deal?" Monica held her hand out in front of Rachel to shake it.
"Deal. Okay, if we wanna do it, it has to be now. The intermission is coming up and that's when everybody leaves to take a piss. So let's go." They walked out of the women's restroom and looked around as they casually strolled into the men's.
"Good. I told you nobody would be in here. Do I know my shit, or do I know my shit?"
"Yeah, yeah, let's just hurry up. It smells like shit in here."
"Fine."
Neither moved.
"Well, do you have a pen or marker?" Asked Rachel impatiently.
"Oh right." Monica smiled sheepishly and handed her a black ink pen.
"8.6.7...5.3.0.9."
"There, done. Now let's go. We're missing the best part of the concert."
"I'm coming, I'm coming." Rachel said.
They walked out of the restroom and walked up to the bar to grab some drinks before going back out to the concert that by now, was in full swing. (AN: lol sorry for my bad 'concert slang'. The last concert I went to was Britney Spears :p)
"Do you think anybody will call tonight?" Monica asked curiously as they were walking.
"Maybe, I know we'll be up late. This doesn't get out 'til midnight, and you just know traffic will be a bitch to get out of."
"Let's hope someone does. You're right, I could really use the sex." Rachel laughed.
"Hun, we could all use a little sex now and then."
They continued to laugh as they entered the concert area once more.
AN: Sorry it's so short. Will & Grace is on right now, and it's the new episode. Leave a review and tell me what you think! Also, I think I might add the lyrics in the next chapter or so.