Tis NykkiVykki back with her first *drumroll* HUMOR FICCLET!!! BWAHAHA! -_-' I was hyper. So sue me. Actually, don't sue me...I'm broke.

Anyhoo, I OWN NOTHING. THAT WAS A DISCLAIMER, IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.

K, well here goes the anti-drugs of the Utena crew!!

^_^ pweeze review!~_^

THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: UTENA

Director: So, Ms.Tenjou, what is your antidrug?

Utena: HONOR! LOVE! JUSTICE! But, most of all, My Prince is my antidrug. I love my prince. ^_^

Touga: You don't think there's something just a little bit queer about a dude who goes around licking half dead little girls?

Utena: Not at all. ^_^

Touga: Honestly, if some guy licked my face when I was six, I'd be scarred for life!

Utena: I don't get it...

Touga: Well, there is BLATANT sexual innuendo in the whole 'face-licking' bit.

Utena: What's that??

Touga: Utena, you suffer from terminal innocence.

Utena: I'M PERFECTLY HEALTHY!

Touga: -_-' Dios help us.

Dios:*All shimmery and shiny* You're on your frikkin own, man.

Touga: ...The hell?

Utena: MY PRINCE! *glompcuddles Dios*

Director: CUUUUUUUUT!

THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: Anthy

Director: So, Um, Anthy, What is your antidrug?

Anthy: *smiles* My brother.

Saionji: What about me?

Anthy: *smiles* You're a neurotic wife beater.

Saionji: *smacks her* HOW DARE YOU! I AM NOT!

Anthy: *smiles* Utena is going to kick your ass now.

Utena: Damn skippy! *proceeds to kick Saionji's ass*

Saionji's Ass: *Is kicked*

Saionji: My dignity hurts.

Anthy:*smiles* Good.

Utena: O.o...

THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: Touga

Director: So, Mr. President, What's your antidrug?

Touga: The breeze. *smirk*

Juri: Do you mean to say that you are not wearing any...under garments?

Touga: Ever perceptive Juri.

Juri: That is FOUL, Touga.

Touga: I love it when you talk dirty.

Juri: You are a dick.

Touga: Why yes, I do have a huge dick. Thank you for noticing.

Juri: You make me wretch in disgust.

Touga: You make me twitch in lust too, Juri.

Director: CUUUUUT!

THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: Miki

Director: So, Mr. Kaoru, What is yo ---

Miki: My sister. And my watch.

Kozue: I love you too, Miki. It's not your fault that your music teacher molested you and then I shoved him down a flight of stairs.

Miki: willnotcrywillnotcrywillnotcrywillnotcry...

Kozue: Come to mama...

Miki: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NO MORE MOLESTATION PLEASE GOD, PLEASE!!!!

Kozue: I never molested you!

Miki: Yeah right!

Kozue: There's a difference between molestation and rape, Miki!

Miki: My.Mind.Is.On.Fire.

Director: O.o You both need some counseling...

TBC! Erm, If you want me to, that is. Requests are welcome as always, and so are flames! Please review and give me a piece of your mi- erm, I mean tell me what you thought!

Nykta~