Inuyasha
A Mile in Their Shoes
Chapter 3 Side Effects and Developments
Kikyou sat on the shore of a brooklet lost in deep thought. Her thoughts settled
on that mysterious creature that conjured her souless body back to her former
glory. She peered at her reflection in the waterway and a grateful smile grazed
her delicate face. Her toffee coloured eyes displayed a long lost feminine
glimmer she had fifty years ago. Her hair now seemed more vivid as it bounced
with her very move. She could'nt help but smile. Yet she grimaced when she
realized how much more she looks like her rival in her laision.
The reincarnation known as Kagome.
She was already ireful enough for letting herself and Inuyasha to be deceived by
that bastard, Naraku half a century ago. The appearance of Kagome Higurashi only
added fuel to her fire. If it weren't for her would she really make peace with
Inuyasha? It seems doubtful, but still she longed to kiss and embrace him while
she was alive instead of cold lifeless lips pressing his.She conciously chunked
a small pebble to the surface of the water allowing it to skip along the surface
before it sank in the flowing creek.
Hold that thought. Lifeless!?
Kikyou bolted up from her sitting position and smiled a very generous (and
malicious) smile. She IS alive. Fate has given her a REAL second chance. She can
finally make out with Inuyasha.Yes. By doing so she can send her reincarnation's
developing feelings for him straight to hell in a ball of flames (or back to her
time.). She gathered another pebble and chucked it at the waterway again, this
time it accidently hit a mallard across it's head and set it in a rage. Kikyou
noticed it was calling for her comrades for all she know it could have been a
group of duck demons. Not wanting to waste her renewed life she made a mad dash
as fast as she could from the flying menaces.
* * *
"So, let me get this straight? You guys somehow switch bodies last night and now
Kagome is Inuyasha and vice versa." Sangou inquired trying her best to hold back
a laugh. " Gracious, you guys must have been really naughty."
Kagoyasha and Inugome glowered at Sangou. She really shouldn't be mocking them
in their current situation. " So this is your results for trying to have coitus
with each other." Miroku snickered. Kagome began blushing violently. Inuyasha
growled at him.
"You're one to talk, monk. I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to steal Sangou
in her sleep." Retorted Inuyasha with a huff. Miroku nervously looked towards
Sangou who was cracking her knuckles and glaring at Miroku virulently.
"I I'm appalled Inuyaha." He stammered. " You really think that I would have the
audacity to try something like that to Sangou san?"
" Now would he, Inuyasha?" Sangou asked, venom in her tone. " Come to think of
it I did felt a draft last night. Hhmmm. . . that does give me a right to be
suspicious, doesn't it Miroku?" The monk shrank back in fear from Sangou's
growing wrath. Kagoyasha (A/N Kagome) was chuckling at Miroku, Sangou, and
Inugome(a/n Inuyasha) until she abruptly stopped when she caught the scent of
blood. Damn that dreaded dog hanyou's nose. It was near that time of month
wasn't it? Reluctantly, she raised her head and asked Inuyasha a simple
question.
"Inuyasha, are you feeling sluggish or 'damp' today?"
" What are you talking about Kagome? Besides being in your body I'm fine."
Replied Inuyasha.
Sangou,Shippou, and Miroku whipped their visage at Kagoyasha all at once. Only
Sangou seemed to understand what she meant. "Huh?"
Kagoyasha blushed. "Um, I noticed how you're sweating, Inuyasha. That's all."
Inugome surveyed his brow. "I'm not sweating Kagome. Why would I be? It's a
strong northern gale breezing today."
At that moment, the terrified voices of the panicing villagers can be heard
shouting something about a raid in the center village. Maybe it explained the
scent of blood which Kagome was picking up.
The gang rushed out of the hut and saw a horde of horrified villagers. Before
the gang made their way towards the center of the village they caught the sight
of an impending marauder on horseback. "So, you're coming to assist your
buddies, eh? Not when I have something to say about it." Snickered Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha what are you planning to do in my body?" Asked Kagome, fearfully. She
gasped when she saw the idiot pulled her skirt off and tossed it behind him.
"Excuse me! What the hell are you doing, crash dummy!?" Kagome shouted
indignantly.
"He has a plan, let him proceed. "Miroku commented, eyeing Kagome's "assets".
" Inuyasha I demand you to put that skirt back on right now!!!" Screeched
Kagome.
"Shut up you wench! I doubt anyone would have an interest in your skinny body!"
Retorted the hanyou. "Apparently you would." Kagome answered. Soon the horseman
was in close range and Inuyasha tooked the oppurtunity by leaping at the
marauder. The last thing the raider remembered before blacking out was a skinny,
duck-bootied girl in a white shirt and red underpants flying at him.
WHAM!
Inuyasha removed the pajama like pants of the now comatose marauder and donned
them on. Kagome was relieved in seeing this but she was still angry at him for
throwing her clean skirt on the ground like that. Plus she didn't like
Inuyasha's tastes in clothing. "Ninja pants!? You tarnished my school dress for
musty smelling NINJA PANTS!!"
"Don't get your panties in a bunch, Kagome." Wrong choice of words, Inuyasha.
"Besides, I rather wear theses pair of pants than looking like a runaway
harlot." That's was it, Kagome had enough.
"Harlot!?" She seethed. " You stupid, nonchalant jerk! How dare you called me a
harlot!!?"
"This is no time for fighting you two!" Shouted Sangou. "We have to see about
the matter at hand." Inuyasha grabbed the Tetsusaiga from Kagome's waist and
lead the way to the center of the village.
* * *
"Hold it right there!" Shouted a girl with terrible fashion sense in a man's
voice.
"Um, Ataru how come you look like a girl?" One of the raiders asked
dumbfoundedly.
"Yeah, Ataru. You must be sick or something?"
The girl glared menacingly at a small group of dangerous bandits who were
carrying stolen loot, bloody daggers and comatose young women. The girl
unsheathed a long sword and took a fighting stance. "You guys got worse things
to worry about like me about to kick your sorry asses!" The girl took charge at
them and successfully took down three of them in a few swipes, being careful not
to injure the young women. She proceeded to attack a rather tall, burly man and
he failed as the corpulent man caught her sword.
"My my! Aren't we feisty today little missy!" He cackled lifting the girl above
him easily with his hand. "Yeah I'll show you feisty, you fat motherfucker!"
Inuyasha retorted. 'Damn it! I forgot that I'm in Kagome's body right now. That
explains my great lack of strength.'
"Hiraikotsu!"Shouted a female's voice.
A giant boomerang collided with the big man with the 'samurai girl' writhing in
his hand. Doubling back in pain he drops the girl as she made the coup de grace
by slashing the raider across his shoulder. " Thanks Sangou!" Indignant of his
fresh wound, the huge man threw an unseen punch at the girl's ribs and sent her
flying towards her calvary, bowling them over.
"Damn this flimsy wench's body!" Cursed Inuyasha.
"Flimsy!! You better watch your mouth Mister." Kagome rasped.
" You guys will wish that you'll never met the great Pangorrin." The man
snorted, eyes glowing red.
"Hey boss I thought your name was Purro." A theif asked, dumbstrucked.
"Shut up you fool!" The man shouted a hint of demon in his voice.
" I knew it!" Stated Kagome gather herself from the ground. "I can smell that
stinking demon blood of his."
"Yep you've guess it! A demon indeed!" The man snickered transforming into a
giant anteater demon. His henchmen immediately ran away from the village.
At that moment Inuyasha felt a tranformation of his own. His body felt the surge
of unbelievable vigor and his Tetsusaiga finally transformed. " Hey what gives
my powers has returned and yet I'm still in Kagome's body." Then he noticed the
charging pangolin monster.
"Stupid bitch! You will be the main course!" Roared Pangorin.
Inuyasha moved in and slashed at the demon but inflicted no damage to the
creature due to it's rough, scaley hide. Pangorin laughed at his futile
attempts.
" You see you cannot hurt me you dumb girl! Now it's curtains for you! GHYAAAA!"
Why was the giant anteater suddenly yelling in pain he didn't know but he then
noticed an arrow encrested in the demon's shoulder.
"Now Inuyasha! Finish him!" Comanded a voice.
"Hey you know a guy named Lucifer?" Grinned Inuyasha.
"No! Y-you, you idiot. . ." The anteater retorted painfully.
"Well you're about to meet him, asshole! Bakuryuuha!"
"GHHYYYAAAAAAA!!!"
A/N Lame demon death cry isn't it?
"Well done you stubborn little girl." Said the feminine voice again.
"Who's there? Show yourself?"
"Yes. But of course." The woman made her presence known. "Kikyou?" Muttered a
surprised Inuyasha. "Yes. Just as you remembered me fifty years ago." She skewed
a glance at Inugome. "Why is my reincarnation impersonating you and wearing
those ridiculous pants. But anyway. . ." Kikyou walked passed the girl in the
'ninja pants' and Miroku, Sangou and Shippou towards Inuyasha and kissed him on
the cheeks. "How's that?"
"Like eww! Gross!" Retotred Inuyahsa with Kagome's voice. Kikyou's eyes widened
in surprise.
"What is the meaning of this?" Kikyou asked in a shock tone.
The "samurai girl" turned around and answered. " We've switched bodies, Kikyou.
Duh!"
Kikyou immediately began sputtering at the ground, totally disgusted. Sangou and
Shippou began laughing at Kikyou's little misfortune.
"That's strange." Observed Miroku. "Kikyou where are your soul snatchers?"
"Yeah. You seem to be extremely healthy without them."Said Inuyasha. Kagome
glared at him menacingly.
" Well you see. . ." Kikyou explained. " An entity restore my life force. .
.completely."
"By whom?" Sangou and Miroku inquired at the same time.
"Naraku did this didn't he?" Kagome asked curtly.
Kikyou's eyes suddenly widened in awe and fear. "No, HER." She pointed upwards
her body shaking.
Up in the skies they could now see a female demon dressed in Greek habiliment.
Her long pure blue hair flowed ghastly in the autumn breeze. She noticed the
group of people gawking at her and she smile and waved at them.
"It's her. . ." Kikyou said, fearfully.
"Who's her?" The gang asked simultaneously.
Suddenly there was a great flash of light and everything went black.
" Aww man. What's that flying bitch trying to do? Blind us?" Asked Inuyasha
indignantly. He looked down and noticed he was in his own body again. " Yes! I'm
back in my body! No more duck booty for me!"
"Well yippie kai yay to you." Said Kagome.
"I know who that is now. . .trouble." Muttured Kikyou.
"Oh shit. . ."
A/n Phew! That'll do it for this chapter.Uh oh, Ryokou's at it again! Hope you
enjoyed it folks. Please review. And heed my warning for those who are carrying
torches at my crib. I'm gonna point you out, that all I got to say.
A Mile in Their Shoes
Chapter 3 Side Effects and Developments
Kikyou sat on the shore of a brooklet lost in deep thought. Her thoughts settled
on that mysterious creature that conjured her souless body back to her former
glory. She peered at her reflection in the waterway and a grateful smile grazed
her delicate face. Her toffee coloured eyes displayed a long lost feminine
glimmer she had fifty years ago. Her hair now seemed more vivid as it bounced
with her very move. She could'nt help but smile. Yet she grimaced when she
realized how much more she looks like her rival in her laision.
The reincarnation known as Kagome.
She was already ireful enough for letting herself and Inuyasha to be deceived by
that bastard, Naraku half a century ago. The appearance of Kagome Higurashi only
added fuel to her fire. If it weren't for her would she really make peace with
Inuyasha? It seems doubtful, but still she longed to kiss and embrace him while
she was alive instead of cold lifeless lips pressing his.She conciously chunked
a small pebble to the surface of the water allowing it to skip along the surface
before it sank in the flowing creek.
Hold that thought. Lifeless!?
Kikyou bolted up from her sitting position and smiled a very generous (and
malicious) smile. She IS alive. Fate has given her a REAL second chance. She can
finally make out with Inuyasha.Yes. By doing so she can send her reincarnation's
developing feelings for him straight to hell in a ball of flames (or back to her
time.). She gathered another pebble and chucked it at the waterway again, this
time it accidently hit a mallard across it's head and set it in a rage. Kikyou
noticed it was calling for her comrades for all she know it could have been a
group of duck demons. Not wanting to waste her renewed life she made a mad dash
as fast as she could from the flying menaces.
* * *
"So, let me get this straight? You guys somehow switch bodies last night and now
Kagome is Inuyasha and vice versa." Sangou inquired trying her best to hold back
a laugh. " Gracious, you guys must have been really naughty."
Kagoyasha and Inugome glowered at Sangou. She really shouldn't be mocking them
in their current situation. " So this is your results for trying to have coitus
with each other." Miroku snickered. Kagome began blushing violently. Inuyasha
growled at him.
"You're one to talk, monk. I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to steal Sangou
in her sleep." Retorted Inuyasha with a huff. Miroku nervously looked towards
Sangou who was cracking her knuckles and glaring at Miroku virulently.
"I I'm appalled Inuyaha." He stammered. " You really think that I would have the
audacity to try something like that to Sangou san?"
" Now would he, Inuyasha?" Sangou asked, venom in her tone. " Come to think of
it I did felt a draft last night. Hhmmm. . . that does give me a right to be
suspicious, doesn't it Miroku?" The monk shrank back in fear from Sangou's
growing wrath. Kagoyasha (A/N Kagome) was chuckling at Miroku, Sangou, and
Inugome(a/n Inuyasha) until she abruptly stopped when she caught the scent of
blood. Damn that dreaded dog hanyou's nose. It was near that time of month
wasn't it? Reluctantly, she raised her head and asked Inuyasha a simple
question.
"Inuyasha, are you feeling sluggish or 'damp' today?"
" What are you talking about Kagome? Besides being in your body I'm fine."
Replied Inuyasha.
Sangou,Shippou, and Miroku whipped their visage at Kagoyasha all at once. Only
Sangou seemed to understand what she meant. "Huh?"
Kagoyasha blushed. "Um, I noticed how you're sweating, Inuyasha. That's all."
Inugome surveyed his brow. "I'm not sweating Kagome. Why would I be? It's a
strong northern gale breezing today."
At that moment, the terrified voices of the panicing villagers can be heard
shouting something about a raid in the center village. Maybe it explained the
scent of blood which Kagome was picking up.
The gang rushed out of the hut and saw a horde of horrified villagers. Before
the gang made their way towards the center of the village they caught the sight
of an impending marauder on horseback. "So, you're coming to assist your
buddies, eh? Not when I have something to say about it." Snickered Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha what are you planning to do in my body?" Asked Kagome, fearfully. She
gasped when she saw the idiot pulled her skirt off and tossed it behind him.
"Excuse me! What the hell are you doing, crash dummy!?" Kagome shouted
indignantly.
"He has a plan, let him proceed. "Miroku commented, eyeing Kagome's "assets".
" Inuyasha I demand you to put that skirt back on right now!!!" Screeched
Kagome.
"Shut up you wench! I doubt anyone would have an interest in your skinny body!"
Retorted the hanyou. "Apparently you would." Kagome answered. Soon the horseman
was in close range and Inuyasha tooked the oppurtunity by leaping at the
marauder. The last thing the raider remembered before blacking out was a skinny,
duck-bootied girl in a white shirt and red underpants flying at him.
WHAM!
Inuyasha removed the pajama like pants of the now comatose marauder and donned
them on. Kagome was relieved in seeing this but she was still angry at him for
throwing her clean skirt on the ground like that. Plus she didn't like
Inuyasha's tastes in clothing. "Ninja pants!? You tarnished my school dress for
musty smelling NINJA PANTS!!"
"Don't get your panties in a bunch, Kagome." Wrong choice of words, Inuyasha.
"Besides, I rather wear theses pair of pants than looking like a runaway
harlot." That's was it, Kagome had enough.
"Harlot!?" She seethed. " You stupid, nonchalant jerk! How dare you called me a
harlot!!?"
"This is no time for fighting you two!" Shouted Sangou. "We have to see about
the matter at hand." Inuyasha grabbed the Tetsusaiga from Kagome's waist and
lead the way to the center of the village.
* * *
"Hold it right there!" Shouted a girl with terrible fashion sense in a man's
voice.
"Um, Ataru how come you look like a girl?" One of the raiders asked
dumbfoundedly.
"Yeah, Ataru. You must be sick or something?"
The girl glared menacingly at a small group of dangerous bandits who were
carrying stolen loot, bloody daggers and comatose young women. The girl
unsheathed a long sword and took a fighting stance. "You guys got worse things
to worry about like me about to kick your sorry asses!" The girl took charge at
them and successfully took down three of them in a few swipes, being careful not
to injure the young women. She proceeded to attack a rather tall, burly man and
he failed as the corpulent man caught her sword.
"My my! Aren't we feisty today little missy!" He cackled lifting the girl above
him easily with his hand. "Yeah I'll show you feisty, you fat motherfucker!"
Inuyasha retorted. 'Damn it! I forgot that I'm in Kagome's body right now. That
explains my great lack of strength.'
"Hiraikotsu!"Shouted a female's voice.
A giant boomerang collided with the big man with the 'samurai girl' writhing in
his hand. Doubling back in pain he drops the girl as she made the coup de grace
by slashing the raider across his shoulder. " Thanks Sangou!" Indignant of his
fresh wound, the huge man threw an unseen punch at the girl's ribs and sent her
flying towards her calvary, bowling them over.
"Damn this flimsy wench's body!" Cursed Inuyasha.
"Flimsy!! You better watch your mouth Mister." Kagome rasped.
" You guys will wish that you'll never met the great Pangorrin." The man
snorted, eyes glowing red.
"Hey boss I thought your name was Purro." A theif asked, dumbstrucked.
"Shut up you fool!" The man shouted a hint of demon in his voice.
" I knew it!" Stated Kagome gather herself from the ground. "I can smell that
stinking demon blood of his."
"Yep you've guess it! A demon indeed!" The man snickered transforming into a
giant anteater demon. His henchmen immediately ran away from the village.
At that moment Inuyasha felt a tranformation of his own. His body felt the surge
of unbelievable vigor and his Tetsusaiga finally transformed. " Hey what gives
my powers has returned and yet I'm still in Kagome's body." Then he noticed the
charging pangolin monster.
"Stupid bitch! You will be the main course!" Roared Pangorin.
Inuyasha moved in and slashed at the demon but inflicted no damage to the
creature due to it's rough, scaley hide. Pangorin laughed at his futile
attempts.
" You see you cannot hurt me you dumb girl! Now it's curtains for you! GHYAAAA!"
Why was the giant anteater suddenly yelling in pain he didn't know but he then
noticed an arrow encrested in the demon's shoulder.
"Now Inuyasha! Finish him!" Comanded a voice.
"Hey you know a guy named Lucifer?" Grinned Inuyasha.
"No! Y-you, you idiot. . ." The anteater retorted painfully.
"Well you're about to meet him, asshole! Bakuryuuha!"
"GHHYYYAAAAAAA!!!"
A/N Lame demon death cry isn't it?
"Well done you stubborn little girl." Said the feminine voice again.
"Who's there? Show yourself?"
"Yes. But of course." The woman made her presence known. "Kikyou?" Muttered a
surprised Inuyasha. "Yes. Just as you remembered me fifty years ago." She skewed
a glance at Inugome. "Why is my reincarnation impersonating you and wearing
those ridiculous pants. But anyway. . ." Kikyou walked passed the girl in the
'ninja pants' and Miroku, Sangou and Shippou towards Inuyasha and kissed him on
the cheeks. "How's that?"
"Like eww! Gross!" Retotred Inuyahsa with Kagome's voice. Kikyou's eyes widened
in surprise.
"What is the meaning of this?" Kikyou asked in a shock tone.
The "samurai girl" turned around and answered. " We've switched bodies, Kikyou.
Duh!"
Kikyou immediately began sputtering at the ground, totally disgusted. Sangou and
Shippou began laughing at Kikyou's little misfortune.
"That's strange." Observed Miroku. "Kikyou where are your soul snatchers?"
"Yeah. You seem to be extremely healthy without them."Said Inuyasha. Kagome
glared at him menacingly.
" Well you see. . ." Kikyou explained. " An entity restore my life force. .
.completely."
"By whom?" Sangou and Miroku inquired at the same time.
"Naraku did this didn't he?" Kagome asked curtly.
Kikyou's eyes suddenly widened in awe and fear. "No, HER." She pointed upwards
her body shaking.
Up in the skies they could now see a female demon dressed in Greek habiliment.
Her long pure blue hair flowed ghastly in the autumn breeze. She noticed the
group of people gawking at her and she smile and waved at them.
"It's her. . ." Kikyou said, fearfully.
"Who's her?" The gang asked simultaneously.
Suddenly there was a great flash of light and everything went black.
" Aww man. What's that flying bitch trying to do? Blind us?" Asked Inuyasha
indignantly. He looked down and noticed he was in his own body again. " Yes! I'm
back in my body! No more duck booty for me!"
"Well yippie kai yay to you." Said Kagome.
"I know who that is now. . .trouble." Muttured Kikyou.
"Oh shit. . ."
A/n Phew! That'll do it for this chapter.Uh oh, Ryokou's at it again! Hope you
enjoyed it folks. Please review. And heed my warning for those who are carrying
torches at my crib. I'm gonna point you out, that all I got to say.