Prue: I DO! I DO! I DO!
Julia: Whoa there.
Karoline: I guess everyone has an over-enthusiastic side.
Prue: Sure. Can I go? Puh-lease!
Steve: Uhh, sure.
Prue: Woot!
Paige: What's "woot"?
Prue: I honestly don't know. Ask the kids sometime... Wish me luck!
Julia/ Vicki: Be one with the furry bear, Aunt Prue!
Leo: Don't even ask.
Prue: Good idea. *sneaks furtively down the stairs*
Kathryn: Who is the next torture victim?
Group of People: Pick me! We are not worthy! Pick me, O' Great One!
Kathryn: How about you, in the blood-red shirt?
Man in Red: YAY!
Kathryn: Pick the weapon of your choice. *gestures towards wall covered in various objects*
Man: My name is George!
Kathryn: Great. Pick one already.
Man: How about.... a cattle prod!
Kathryn: What color?
Man: Yellow with green spots!
Kathryn: Okay! *gets it off the wall and stabs him with it.*
Man: Yay! Ouch! Yay!
Kathryn: *mutters a spell under her breath and the man heals*
Man: Cool! I tickles!
Prue: *from stairs* Weird. And personal gain!
Person who just ran through the door: Ack! It's going to be a flood!
Kathryn: Woot!
Prue: *from stairs* What the hell does that mean?
Kathryn: Okay! Who's next?
Crowd: ME! ME! ME!
Kathryn: Okay y'all. *under breath* Damn that book.
Prue: *from stairs* Where are we? There are 15 of us, one's bound to be home.
As if in answer to her question...
Kathryn: Good thing sisters and cousins are restrained. And parents are out for the day!
Woman in Blue Sweater: ME NEXT! PLEASE!?
Kathyrn: Yes, you. Please select a weapon...
Woman: Umm... how about the purple cattle prod?
Kathryn: Whatever. *whacks woman with prod and stabs her*
Woman: Yehee! This is fun.... but it hurts.... oh well!
Kathryn: Okay then. *mutters spell and the woman is healed*
Woman: Pretty lights!
Prue: Must report back to the others!
Piper: What'd ya find out?
Prue: People are lining up to be tortured and then she's using a spell to heal them.
Leo: Where are we? Whoa, that sounds weird.
Prue: We're out for the day and the kids are "restrained" somewhere in the house.
Paige: What!? Where?
Prue: I don't know.
Cole: Let's split up and look.
Adults: Okay.
Julia and Paige go off, then Vicki and Phoebe, and Karoline and Prue. Then Piper and Leo, Cole and Steve, and Andy stays to look in the attic.
Phoebe: Some mother-daughter bonding, eh?
Vicki: Si, muy bien.
Phoebe: Let's check your room. *sift through mounds of stuff to look for kids*
Vicki: Nope. All clear.
~Meanwhile~
Julia: Where are we going to check, Mom?
Paige: Your room. *look through the clean room for any girls* Uhh... Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Paige: You'd better hide. What'd you think if you saw yourself?
Julia: Oh. *hides under the bed*
Paige: How original...
~In Kathryn's room (also Kelly's and Karoline's)~
Prue: See anyone?
Karoline: Nope.
Prue: Where does Kat usually hide people?
Karoline: Uhh... under the loose floor boards in the closet.
Prue: She's hidden people there before!?!
Karoline: Uhhh... no?
Prue: Whatever. *pries up boards*
Karoline: Is anyone in there?
Prue: Looks like it. Oh- wait a second. *whispers a spell and suddenly Karoline turns into Piper*
Karoline: Ack!
Prue: We don't want you to see yourself. *looks down into the gaping hole* Is it deep?
Karoline: Only ten feet. We kinda sorta cast a spell on it...
Prue: WHAT? We'll talk about this later, young lady.
Karoline: Eep. Oops. *jumps into the hole* WHEE!!!
Prue: *sighs and jumps after her*