Oh, fleas? Really? *blinks* Well all bugs are annoying. Anything that sucks blood is offically dangerous. I don't have a problem with the l/r thing, but the people who do keep arguing with me on how I type it. (mental note to self: banish those people to the shadow realm)
Anyways...Hmmmm....*reading reviews* Now there's an interesting topic....
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Topic Four: stalking and being a thief
Ever done it? It's quite fun actually. People can be so predictable sometimes. Best if you do it where you can't be seen or suspected. Another tip: bring a video camera and a tape recorder for some blackmail to use later. Heh heh...
This goes right into the next topic, how to pick pocket.
This, along with most types of common thievery, are done as a partner 'sport'. You need a partner in crime to distract the 'victim' while you grab something of theirs. A wallet, purse, jewelry, sweater, candy... whatever your little heart desires. After you steal whatever it is, back up a few dozen steps and watch from a safe distance as they stupidly walk off either not missing the stolen object, or are frantically searching for the said wallet.
In Egypt, truth to tell, I had several partners in crime. Some were temporary, some I met in a pub, some I killed off, some tried to turn me in so I robbed them blind and knocked them out and stranded them in the middle of the desert. Cruel, aren't thou?
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Plenty of people want to know about me. I can see why...I suppose... anyone wanna bet half a pound of solid gold that I have enough fangirls to take over the world for me? Hmmmm...
So now, more about me:
Alright, starting after Kuruelna was burnt to the ground (*pokes a pharaoh voodoo doll*), I began to wander around in the shade by the Nile. I actually hijacked a small barge. A fish barge. Aka, it smelled like fish. I pushed the driver over board and paddled away quickly, leaving the poor fool to splash around and wade to shore.
The Nile, as I'm sure you've all heard (how could you not) was the life blood of Egypt. We got food there, water, transportation, irrigation systems, etc. Other uses: its cold. Its water. Water=good. Good=water. Ok...you get my point...
Anywho...after I hijacked the barge, sold the fish to some guy in the next city up the Nile (the Nile flows upstream, go figure) I then went around stealing stuff. No reason. I was bored. And hungry.
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Another easily made mistake: I am NOT, I repeat, NOT albino. Look, albinos have this thing about the sun with their skin, they burn quickly because they have no pigments. I do. I have white hair, but I'm NOT albino, got it, mortals?
I had shoulder length white hair, tanned skin, and a scar on my right cheek. Any good fan could have told you that. But if I were albino, I would be dead.
But nevertheless, white hair wasn't a good thing either. I was easily spotted. Once I became widely known as a thief, they could spot me in the crowd by my hair and know where I was. I often had to where head-dresses and stuff like that. And those can get hot and sticky in the direct sun, ya know?
For the record, everyone in present day Domino City and elsewhere had a past self in Egypt.
Yes. Even Malik.
Though never really mentioned in the manga (like they're gonna tell you every little detail, NOT), I had my friends and allies and fellow rebels against the pharaoh. By the age of fourteen I had a top rankings at a pub, everyone either avoided me, or crowded around me wondering what my loot was for the day.
Malik was one such person. He was the son of a preist, and had the floor plans to the newest pyramid being built. He was loyal and had all the perfect qualities of a partner in crime. And he was, but that was usually a weekly thing. I preferred to go tombrobbing alone. But afterwards I'd stop at his little hang out. He actually ranaway from home and built his own house on a hidden little oasis out in the desert. It was small, but man, was it twenty degrees cooler there.
Though the past Malik was my 'friend' and all, I wasn't really ever friends with anyone. I was detatched from society, and I liked it that way. And in Egypt, he didn't have the Sennen Rod, Priest Seto did.
Wierd random fact: Seto and Yugi are cousins.
End random fact.
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Rules covered today: Better to be thought an idiot than to open your mouth in public and remove all doubt.
Pick a good partner in crime. Be a loner - it keeps your mind focased. When stalking someone, any secrets you can pick up on are very useful as blackmail, bring evidence.
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Next chapter I'll explain how I got the Sennen Ring for those of you who asked, and I'll think of a couple more witty things to say... I always do, ne? And how do you know I don't think like I do? Like you would understand the mind of criminal mastermind and evil genius anyways. But no. I'm better. I have a title. I am Touzoku-ou. The Thief King. So hah. Double HAH. Beat that, mr.pharaoh-who-burnt-my-viliage-to-a-crisp. BWHAHAHAHA! Wait...why am I laughing again? ...oh...well...just review...
Anyways...Hmmmm....*reading reviews* Now there's an interesting topic....
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Topic Four: stalking and being a thief
Ever done it? It's quite fun actually. People can be so predictable sometimes. Best if you do it where you can't be seen or suspected. Another tip: bring a video camera and a tape recorder for some blackmail to use later. Heh heh...
This goes right into the next topic, how to pick pocket.
This, along with most types of common thievery, are done as a partner 'sport'. You need a partner in crime to distract the 'victim' while you grab something of theirs. A wallet, purse, jewelry, sweater, candy... whatever your little heart desires. After you steal whatever it is, back up a few dozen steps and watch from a safe distance as they stupidly walk off either not missing the stolen object, or are frantically searching for the said wallet.
In Egypt, truth to tell, I had several partners in crime. Some were temporary, some I met in a pub, some I killed off, some tried to turn me in so I robbed them blind and knocked them out and stranded them in the middle of the desert. Cruel, aren't thou?
*******
Plenty of people want to know about me. I can see why...I suppose... anyone wanna bet half a pound of solid gold that I have enough fangirls to take over the world for me? Hmmmm...
So now, more about me:
Alright, starting after Kuruelna was burnt to the ground (*pokes a pharaoh voodoo doll*), I began to wander around in the shade by the Nile. I actually hijacked a small barge. A fish barge. Aka, it smelled like fish. I pushed the driver over board and paddled away quickly, leaving the poor fool to splash around and wade to shore.
The Nile, as I'm sure you've all heard (how could you not) was the life blood of Egypt. We got food there, water, transportation, irrigation systems, etc. Other uses: its cold. Its water. Water=good. Good=water. Ok...you get my point...
Anywho...after I hijacked the barge, sold the fish to some guy in the next city up the Nile (the Nile flows upstream, go figure) I then went around stealing stuff. No reason. I was bored. And hungry.
*******
Another easily made mistake: I am NOT, I repeat, NOT albino. Look, albinos have this thing about the sun with their skin, they burn quickly because they have no pigments. I do. I have white hair, but I'm NOT albino, got it, mortals?
I had shoulder length white hair, tanned skin, and a scar on my right cheek. Any good fan could have told you that. But if I were albino, I would be dead.
But nevertheless, white hair wasn't a good thing either. I was easily spotted. Once I became widely known as a thief, they could spot me in the crowd by my hair and know where I was. I often had to where head-dresses and stuff like that. And those can get hot and sticky in the direct sun, ya know?
For the record, everyone in present day Domino City and elsewhere had a past self in Egypt.
Yes. Even Malik.
Though never really mentioned in the manga (like they're gonna tell you every little detail, NOT), I had my friends and allies and fellow rebels against the pharaoh. By the age of fourteen I had a top rankings at a pub, everyone either avoided me, or crowded around me wondering what my loot was for the day.
Malik was one such person. He was the son of a preist, and had the floor plans to the newest pyramid being built. He was loyal and had all the perfect qualities of a partner in crime. And he was, but that was usually a weekly thing. I preferred to go tombrobbing alone. But afterwards I'd stop at his little hang out. He actually ranaway from home and built his own house on a hidden little oasis out in the desert. It was small, but man, was it twenty degrees cooler there.
Though the past Malik was my 'friend' and all, I wasn't really ever friends with anyone. I was detatched from society, and I liked it that way. And in Egypt, he didn't have the Sennen Rod, Priest Seto did.
Wierd random fact: Seto and Yugi are cousins.
End random fact.
*******
Rules covered today: Better to be thought an idiot than to open your mouth in public and remove all doubt.
Pick a good partner in crime. Be a loner - it keeps your mind focased. When stalking someone, any secrets you can pick up on are very useful as blackmail, bring evidence.
*******
Next chapter I'll explain how I got the Sennen Ring for those of you who asked, and I'll think of a couple more witty things to say... I always do, ne? And how do you know I don't think like I do? Like you would understand the mind of criminal mastermind and evil genius anyways. But no. I'm better. I have a title. I am Touzoku-ou. The Thief King. So hah. Double HAH. Beat that, mr.pharaoh-who-burnt-my-viliage-to-a-crisp. BWHAHAHAHA! Wait...why am I laughing again? ...oh...well...just review...